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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No fucking way. This is too much. I'm worried we've crossed too many ethical boundaries. 

Pussy.... we don’t stop until we get our man!

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2 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

Good point I deleted the link to the exact room.

So is that Klatt show pre-recorded and streamed later as a broadcast on Yt?

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Confirmation of the HSB drapes in Urb's background? 

Yeah! Fuck yeah! | Reaction GIFs

The collective ability of surly to figure weird shit out is only matched by the chans man

I does believe we gots ourselfs a corch! An' he's a good one!

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Can TH tonight

No.

Let him twist in the wind a while longer.

Make it painful.

6 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

So I found where Urban is staying at the Horseshoe Bay Resort... Pause video at 11:26

WE GOT HIM

 

 

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Seriously though, if they actually recorded it live the sun had set in central tx when this was broadcast.  Guessing he is in CA or it wasn't actually live

Thats a true statement. She's been fuck by alot of guys

Super steamy
Just now, Rimbo said:

No.

Let him twist in the wind a while longer.

Make it painful.

Fuck that.  I want the other fan bases to feel the pain and that can’t start until Herman is fired. 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

No.

Let him twist in the wind a while longer.

Make it painful.

He may or may not have been canned last Sunday night.

22 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Snook is a small Texas town over by aggy that I will always remember in the time before high school football OT was installed, would play Burton (another small Texas town not that far away) in football (probably still both Class A at the time) and one of their Snook-Burton football games ended in a 0-0 tie. lol

They had a hell of a basketball program in the 70s and 80s. They won multiple state championships.

8 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

So I found where Urban is staying at the Horseshoe Bay Resort... Pause video at 11:26

WE GOT HIM

 

 

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Looks like the picture you posted has a recessed doorway area. UM's room does not.

So I found where Urban is staying at the Horseshoe Bay Resort... Pause video at 11:26
WE GOT HIM
 
 
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The curtains are different, but that’s an easy change. What sticks out to me is the curtain rod is higher in the video, and the TV, though in the correct corner, is quite a bit lower.

But he is obviously holed up somewhere other than home.

Please tell me this is not going to be another Trumpian Four Seasons outcome:

"Big news about Texas and Urban coming up at 10..."

"Urban Outfitters to sell officially UT licensed gear!"

Arrgghhh!

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

He may or may not have been canned last Sunday night.

That would absolutely get out to mainstream outlets.  

3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

The collective ability of surly to figure weird shit out is only matched by the chans man

the hacker known as 4chan?

20 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Yes. I fucked that up bad. Was too excited.

I’m on the Urban to Texas train big time.

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1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He may or may not have been canned last Sunday night.

If so, why is he at a press conference on Monday?

So I'm going with "may not have been" here. That doesn't mean that the decision hasn't already been made, mind you.

No fucking way. This is too much. I'm worried we've crossed too many ethical boundaries. 

The curtains aren’t the same what am I supposed to be looking at?

Oh shit not sure if sent already but it looks like there is now a return flight from Sarasota to Austin...can someone confirm

31 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

The McRib is the symbol of everything that is horribly wrong with the fast food industry. It’s not even made from rib meat, but rather ground up picnic pork meat made up into a patty shaped like rib meat. I view this sandwich as the ultimate troll job from McDonald’s where I’m sure a cross functional team of marketers, food scientists and serial killers decided on a good way to reuse the variety meats from the pig previously reserved for frozen exports to China. For whatever reason, you cannot call a product something other than it is anywhere else in our economy unless you slap it in a bun and sell it through a drive through apparently. 

It solves the lack of rib meat taste and avoids tasting like the imitation patty made from leftover Chinese exports by slathering it in a highly fattening, sodium filled sauce that is slightly less healthy than ketchup. Of all of the fast food choices, the McRib represents the worst of all for the consumer combining terrible quality with the most unhealthy aspects of anything you can get in fast food. 

I’ve been on a plant based diet and I specifically ate a McRib for lunch today because of you. 

2 minutes ago, Surgical said:

Looks like the picture you posted has a recessed doorway area. UM's room does not.

 

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


The curtains are different, but that’s an easy change. What sticks out to me is the curtain rod is higher in the video, and the TV, though in the correct corner, is quite a bit lower.

But he is obviously holed up somewhere other than home.

He's somewhere west of TX due to the sun being out

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is gold.

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Next level denial. They might want to put a watch on him. Once it all goes down. 

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I don't know, rest?  dinner?  I'm sure they're familiar with the city and may have friends.

I thought I read in this thread that Corey Dennis's parents may live there?  Corey played at GT as well.

Sarasota is near Siesta Key

Not near.....Siesta Key is in Sarasota.

30 minutes ago, Caddox said:

OK FOLKS. From a text thread I’m on, a Big Dick Cigar just threw us a bone and said “I’ll be shocked if Herman isn’t on our sidelines next year.”

Dallas guy. Guaranteed he was at the recent Dallas pow wow. I’m officially on the It’s happening train.

I think herman prefers to coach from the booth as an oc

Just now, troph said:


The curtains aren’t the same what am I supposed to be looking at?

Hope and speculation.....the surly way. 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is gold.

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oh dear word, that sweet summer child

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

If so, why is he at a press conference on Monday?

So I'm going with "may not have been" here. That doesn't mean that the decision hasn't already been made, mind you.

Because he's going to continue to coach until his replacement is secured...possibly. CDC is locking this shit down.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is gold.

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Haha, god damn this is great:

"Fire up the jet, I've heard this Urban fella on Fox has some interesting ideas about culture on a football team!"

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

This is gold.

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that is the funniest shit i have eve read

3 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


The curtains are different, but that’s an easy change. What sticks out to me is the curtain rod is higher in the video, and the TV, though in the correct corner, is quite a bit lower.

But he is obviously holed up somewhere other than home.

GOD DAMNIT 

 

brb

I think this weekend I'd prefer to watch a running camera in the Meyer house, even if there's nobody in the picture, over the football game. Has a UT game ever been so meaningless and almost completely off the radar screen than this one?

I dunno...it’s Herman’s formal audition for the Vandy job? That’s something.
Just now, Rimbo said:

No.

Let him twist in the wind a while longer.

Make it painful.

This. Tell this piece of crap narcissist in the tunnel as he is ready to run on the field in Manhattan, KS. Just have  a process server hand him the note and take his binder out of his hands and replicate Belushi's smashing of the guitar in "Animal House" on it.

Herman is then handed a SWA voucher and an expired drink coupon, walked to a waiting Uber Pool ride and eventually taken to the Manhattan, KS regional airport only to find his flight has been cancelled. He takes a gypsy cab to find a hotel to spend the night, unfortunately they are all sold out so he ends up sleeping on a park bench by the veterans memorial only to be rousted by some overenthusiastic cops that tase and pistol whip him before throwing him in the drunk tank. They uncover a warrant from 2007 for unpaid parking tickets in Van Nuys and he is put into the system and eventually ends up in Chino as the bottom bitch for the alpha of cell block D.

or something like that.
 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAPPENING AND SOON!!!

4 minutes ago, troph said:


The curtains aren’t the same what am I supposed to be looking at?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

From The Football Brainiacs

Latest update has Urban Meyer making one demand – COMPLETE CONTROL of football operations.

This includes the hiring/firing of the following positions:

  • His entire coaching staff (with 3-year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • Assistant AD that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers, and physical therapy team

Obviously, we are making some real progress here. One of my friends has told me the deal is done, but I'm hesitant to bite into that yet. But we are certainly much further into this than we were this time yesterday.

Edited by DFW Horn

Just now, HenryJames said:

Does the carpet match the drapes?

The carpet had been replaced with wood floors

1 minute ago, BrazilHorn said:

This. Tell this piece of crap narcissist in the tunnel as he is ready to run on the field in Manhattan, KS. Just have  a process server hand him the note and take his binder out of his hands and replicate Belushi's smashing of the guitar in "Animal House" on it.

Herman is then handed a SWA voucher and an expired drink coupon, walked to a waiting Uber Pool ride and eventually taken to the Manhattan, KS regional airport only to find his flight has been cancelled. He takes a gypsy cab to find a hotel to spend the night, unfortunately they are all sold out so he ends up sleeping on a park bench by the veterans memorial only to be rousted by some overenthusiastic cops that tase and pistol whip him before throwing him in the drunk tank. They uncover a warrant from 2007 for unpaid parking tickets in Van Nuys and he is put into the system and eventually ends up in Chino as the bottom bitch for the alpha of cell block D.

or something like that.
 

The expired drink coupon is a nice touch.

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