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Just now, Getafix said:

The Buckeye polo in the video with Klatt ... would be odd if he did that when he was in the middle of negotiations with Texas.

He prolly did that to throw people off where he was.

Wearing a Texas polo would be obvious what he was up to.

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HSB is probably nicer than 90% of what is in Ohio, and probably better than 75% of what the teams he coached, stayed in for away games. It ain't the W, but at least he can walk around the resort without getting mobbed.

CHIEF

The Buckeye polo in the video with Klatt ... would be odd if he did that when he was in the middle of negotiations with Texas.

He’s still employed by the university. It’s not odd at all.
24 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Back, caught up on the thread, its happening.gif, and now im heading out for a mcrib. fuck you all for making me want that shit.

@Newy25 talk him down!

5 minutes ago, troph said:


Do they have the same curtains?

Not according to the pictures I saw.  

But CUM has stayed in a hotel room before.  Nothing wrong with putting him up at the HSB Mariot.  What's he going to do, putter around the Rain Man suite by himself for a night.  Plus, we already impressed him by flying him in on the F50 with Cowboy Hat/Ferrari shirt BMD.  Like putty in our hands.  

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13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Besides aggy and ousux, tOSU fans are some of my most hated. I'm going to be so happy if we can totally fuck them over.

How could you forget about LSU?

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Since I’ve read/skimmed every last post on this crazy-ass thread, I signed up to Surly just to leave my mark here as evidence of my dedication to the cause. 

Or HSB is owned by the same resort they are at in Florida....   I’m all for the it’s real but it feels like we a drawing straws here.

HSB is probably nicer than 90% of what is in Ohio, and probably better than 75% of what the teams he coached, stayed in for away games. It ain't the W, but at least he can walk around the resort without getting mobbed.
CHIEF

The BMDs are counting on the breakfast buffet to punch this thing into the endzone.

In the midst of all of this excitement, I'd be curious to hear whether @futureman is standing strong with his long-held position.

In before lubing up jokes. 

Some of y’all are scary good at tracking down people/planes. Props! Scary good at finding out stuff! 

The Buckeye polo in the video with Klatt ... would be odd if he did that when he was in the middle of negotiations with Texas.

He’s still employed by the university. It’s not odd at all.
1 minute ago, BradInATX said:


The BMDs are counting on the breakfast buffet to punch this thing into the endzone.

The also rented a water weenie from HSB marina and dragged him around LBJ on it.  CUM and Watersports.  

The Buckeye polo in the video with Klatt ... would be odd if he did that when he was in the middle of negotiations with Texas.

Had it in his suitcase and put it on before the show, it’s not like he would mess up his hair or make up with a 60 second change of clothes.
3 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Not according to the pictures I saw.  

But CUM has stayed in a hotel room before.  Nothing wrong with putting him up at the HSB Mariot.  What's he going to do, putter around the Rain Man suite by himself for a night.  Plus, we already impressed him by flying him in on the F50 with Cowboy Hat/Ferrari shirt BMD.  Like putty in our hands.  

so they don't look EXACTLY like this?

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/11946-urban-meyer-or-bust-heating-up-from-page-99/&do=findComment&comment=2820331

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This is so stupid. Herman was doing a damn fine job of clowning himself out of the job, whether Urban was doing anything behind the scenes or not. He didn't need to troll him.

And I don’t need to drink my own urine. But I do because it’s sterile and tastes good. 


The BMDs are counting on the breakfast buffet to punch this thing into the endzone.

I already said it was the chicken fried lobster and shitty wine list.
4 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Or HSB is owned by the same resort they are at in Florida....   I’m all for the it’s real but it feels like we a drawing straws here.

They're not at a resort in Florida.

3 minutes ago, BradInATX said:


The BMDs are counting on the breakfast buffet to punch this thing into the endzone.

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Normally I’d agree about HSB... but tomorrow there’s a plane... COMING FROM THE OHIO STATE AIRPORT... headed to HSB... then continuing onto Austin. That’s gotta be Shelley, yeah?

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

The also rented a water weenie from HSB marina and dragged him around LBJ on it.  CUM and Watersports.  

And pie at the Bluebonnet Cafe.

Just now, TotallyLegit said:

They're not at a resort in Florida.

She tweeted a pic at the beach today didn’t she?

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of y’all are scary good at tracking down people/planes. Props! Scary good at finding out stuff! 

No shit. There is some Quantico level shit going down on this thread.

The also rented a water weenie from HSB marina and dragged him around LBJ on it.  CUM and Watersports.  
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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

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It’s fucking happening.jerkoff.gif 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

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Yeah that was just a kxan graphic fuckup. 
 

was supposed to say interim head coach. 

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6 minutes ago, Scarlett said:

Since I’ve read/skimmed every last post on this crazy-ass thread, I signed up to Surly just to leave my mark here as evidence of my dedication to the cause. 

Glad You're Here Scarlett

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2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Normally I’d agree about HSB... but tomorrow there’s a plane... COMING FROM THE OHIO STATE AIRPORT... headed to HSB... then continuing onto Austin. That’s gotta be Shelley, yeah?

tosu defectors... she is coming in from fla. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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GG KXAN graphic guy, he got the memo from the University and honored their changes for [interim] head coach ahead of the weekend, for which it was requested.

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of y’all are scary good at tracking down people/planes. Props! Scary good at finding out stuff! 

ISWYDT

6 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

And I don’t need to drink my own urine. But I do because it’s sterile and tastes good. 

 

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https://twitter.com/scholiastof/status/1334237987337613316?s=21
 
isn’t the resort at horshoe bay locally famous for its golf course? Doesn’t that make this tweet make more sense now?
This was my interpretation when I first read the tweet, and that was before curtaingate.

Feels like he's saying flight into horseshoe Bay, golf, and hook'em.

I don't understand the crazy squid man, but I want to believe.
10 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

How could you forget about LSU?

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I personally didn't have nearly as many run ins with.those fans last year as I did with OSU in 2004

16 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

In the midst of all of this excitement, I'd be curious to hear whether @futureman is standing strong with his long-held position.

In before lubing up jokes. 

As opposed to short time position, bent over at the waist spreading the cheeks

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5 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

She tweeted a pic at the beach today didn’t she?

I don't think so, but if she did, she'd likely be at her daughter's house.

3 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

tosu defectors... she is coming in from fla. 

Okay fair... but the point stands how totally logical it is that CUM’s at HSB.

It's not like the HSB area is a dump. Hell, Bo Pilgrim and John Glenn had houses there. I worked one summer, in between regular jobs, at Bay Marine selling boats and ferrying boats to be worked on. It's as nice as anything on Lake Austin, or any where lakefront I've ever been. They have pretentious clientele and cater to them.

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The Dooming about Horseshoe Bay not being the downtown Austin JW Marriott is hilarious.

"I see here that you're offering me 15 million a year, the biggest contract in CFB history. But this Horseshoe Bay place is only rated 4.1 stars. I'm going to pass, you cheap bastards! Now fly me back to Ohio, if you can afford to gas up the plane."





I love this place. Smartest collection of assholes on the interwebz

Hook’em 

6 minutes ago, dcbc said:

That's the hotel room.  I thought she was talking about the Houses/Condos.

 

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So does it not look exactly the same the pics I linked?

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https://twitter.com/scholiastof/status/1334237987337613316?s=21
 
isn’t the resort at horshoe bay locally famous for its golf course? Doesn’t that make this tweet make more sense now?

[emoji3465][emoji928]: Urban took off from the Horseshoe (tOSO)
[emoji3575]-flew to
[emoji929][emoji3465][emoji305]- and landed at Horsehoe By
[emoji2487]- played or will play some golf
[emoji550]- before headed into Austin to
[emoji1598]-become the new coach at Texas

-The Squid
1 minute ago, TotallyLegit said:

I don't think so, but if she did, she'd likely be at her daughter's house.

That tweet was from, I believe, October.

(I really need a timeout but can’t stop refreshing.)

https://twitter.com/scholiastof/status/1334237987337613316?s=21
 
isn’t the resort at horshoe bay locally famous for its golf course? Doesn’t that make this tweet make more sense now?

[emoji3465][emoji928]: Urban took off from the Horseshoe (tOSO)
[emoji3575]-flew to
[emoji929][emoji3465][emoji305]- and landed at Horsehoe By
[emoji2487]- played or will play some golf
[emoji550]- before headed into Austin to
[emoji1598]-become the new coach at Texas

-The Squid
1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

Snook is a small Texas town over by aggy that I will always remember in the time before high school football OT was installed, would play Burton (another small Texas town not that far away) in football (probably still both Class A at the time) and one of their Snook-Burton football games ended in a 0-0 tie. lol

Snook will always be known for basketball back in the '70s, class B school back when it was B-4A, think they won about 7 titles in a row or some shit and used to go to big school tournaments and kick the shit out of everyone. They played Anderson at G Rollie in a one game playoff for district champs and about 3,000 people were there, or about 2,500 more than would show up for A&M games. Damn those fuckers were good.

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