Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 43k
  • Views 4.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

When do we start the Fire Urban Meyer thread?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It should be titled Urban Meyer Cyst Watch

  • Popular Post

.e23f77420375d2ff23c995719102c967.jpg

3 minutes ago, Richter said:

S86

S90

4 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

When do we start the Fire Urban Meyer thread?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Brother we covered that on like page 103

Brother we covered that on like page 103
107 dumbass. Get with the program.

Is Squid’s cigarette suppose to be white smoke?

2 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

.e23f77420375d2ff23c995719102c967.jpg

i've never had a mcrib.  i figure there's only 2 possible outcomes, both bad.  1) i ate something i didn't like; 2) i do like it and then get cravings when they're not available. 

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Let's take the thread full circle.  Burgers at Storm's in Burnet.  

BBQ at Opies.

7 minutes ago, Darth Tron said:

I don’t post much, because I rarely have anything to add to the already stellar commentary.  

Then you’re just like the rest of these low lifes

 

 

just had a McRib. Spectacular 

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

We’ve reached peak cookie check

There's a Sally Brown joke in here somewhere but I'm not witty or sober enough to deliver it. 

Call HSB and ask for “Squid.”
If that doesn’t work, as for “Grande Meal.”
If that doesn’t work, as for “Coach Urban Meyer. CUM, for short, ma’am.”

9 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

clearly if you call HSB and ask for Coach Meyer they'll say no one by that name.  But the poster with the video who has the room number can call and ask to be connected to that room. TellCoach Meyer, "Welcome to the 40 acres."

Try “Urban Cowboy”

Call HSB and ask for “Squid.”
If that doesn’t work, as for “Grande Meal.”
If that doesn’t work, as for “Coach Urban Meyer. CUM, for short, ma’am.”

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Seriously though, if they actually recorded it live the sun had set in central tx when this was broadcast.  Guessing he is in CA or it wasn't actually live

Width of the molding over the door doesn't match either. No ceiling fans are in the HB advertising shots but people here should know if they have them. 

Brother we covered that on like page 103

Really fucks with my mojo when y’all reference pages cause I’m using Tapatalk app and there’s no pages on here. Only post numbers. I’ve tried my best to keep up.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
1 minute ago, troph said:

s90 on my laptop

s92 I think on my phone

you cookie whore

6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

S90

Same. I don't know what to do with my F5 finger and now I'm futilely using it on 247. Save me.

I was gone for an hour and just went through 10 of the greatest pages in Surly's short history.  Inject them into my veins.

There are probably 10 head coaching candidates for UT that have cysts somewhere.  We just need to get some big dick donor doctors to heal a tiny Urban brain cyst.  Right?  Who is with me?  If it happens, we win the Big 12 then that will put us in the playoffs and skunk Little Lincoln, Day and Gundy.  

8 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

.e23f77420375d2ff23c995719102c967.jpg


God, fucking dammit. 

7 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

BBQ at Opies.

Might be too good for his Midwestern palate. They have two spices in Ohio, salt, and pepper. S92 is humming along just fine.

CHIEF

Edited by CHIEF
S92

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Are they doing the buy 1 get 1 for $1 yet?

no sir, I just got one and they laughed at me when I asked if that was available.

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.