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4 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

That's my concern yet here we are, f5ing, skimming through the bs. I'm convinced everyone's lying about their profession. 

I’m not sure how any of us has a job after this week

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9 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

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Muthafucka does it look like I need a cookie!?

Weird, I'm getting midget tranny porn ads.

All I’m getting is Plonsky training videos, “Fisting, step by step” ads.

This thread going full QAnon by way of hotel curtains and flight plans. 

29 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

This is going to hilarious when surly scoops all the Austin and 995ers, again, and no one gives us any credit...

Still think we need to push for official Surly press credentials 

Who is gonna attend the zoom press conferences on behalf of Surly??

Do we need a poll??  😂😂😂

 

Weird, I'm getting midget tranny porn ads.

All I’m getting is Plonsky training videos, “Fisting, step by step” ads.
1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

Urban filmed a spot for his network show today and some sleuths here noticed that the room he was in looks an awful lot like a room at Horseshoe Bay Resort.



If it happens, we win the Big 12 then that will put us in the playoffs and skunk Little Lincoln, Day and Gundy.  


One of these is not like the other.

Gundy will never, ever sniff the final 4. He is good for upsetting teams, not winning championships.
1 minute ago, General Specific said:


All I’m getting is Plonsky training videos, “Fisting, step by step” ads.

I think the Ads are based on your search history

What’s the squid twitter handle?


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2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

@Deej was working on a summary for us but not sure where it is.

17 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

When do we start the Fire Urban Meyer thread?


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Damnit. Beat me to it.  POS rep

2 minutes ago, General Specific said:


All I’m getting is Plonsky training videos, “Fisting, step by step” ads.

Send a link to Futureman 

26 minutes ago, troph said:


There’s a lot of money out there, a lot. HSB is pretty much close to perfect for this kind of negotiation - with the only real concern being whether he’s spotted but that’s a lot less likely than in town.

You aren’t gonna be able to identify them.......they’ll be wearing masks!

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

no sir, I just got one and they laughed at me when I asked if that was available.

"They laughed at me, Cole."
"They been laughing at you for a coupla' months. You just haven't been sober enough to hear it."

Was on s90 and it was slow af. Used the delete cookie button and I'm on s103 now which is faster but still slow

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We are through the looking glass boys. 
This amazing. So damn proud of each and every one of you. Prouder to be a part of this community of assholes. 

How will the Transition (whoever it is) effect our recruits? as good as urban (or whoever) a coach change is always bound to lose some... Just hope we keep Sanders

If any BMDs are reading this I left a pitching wedge at Horseshoe last time I was out there. If one of you guys can grab it and bring it by the tailgate for me that'd be super cool. Thanks.

Urban filmed a spot for his network show today and some sleuths here noticed that the room he was in looks an awful lot like a room at Horseshoe Bay Resort.

Good news. However, I assume he would have/had already come here to discuss the opening. Is there anything more? Are people on the inside feeling more confident? You got any promising, errrr, leads, or....????
3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

@Deej was working on a summary for us but not sure where it is.

He is never going to be able to catch up

4 minutes ago, troph said:

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That means you're supposed to shoot it.

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:


 

 


One of these is not like the other.

Gundy will never, ever sniff the final 4. He is good for upsetting teams, not winning championships.

 

Stoops is back on campus now, too.  Do it for the spite.

 

Also have a home-and-home with tOSU in 2025-26.  Probably not enough time for Alabama in 2022-23.

How will the Transition (whoever it is) effect our recruits? as good as urban (or whoever) a coach change is always bound to lose some... Just hope we keep Sanders

You serious ?
Just now, Gravy Train said:

Stoops is back on campus now, too.  Do it for the spite.

 

Also have a home-and-home with tOSU in 2025-26.  Probably not enough time for Alabama in 2022-23.

Urban has a pretty good record against bama, even beat them at Utah

Just now, troph said:


You serious ?

I know; it's "affect" damn it.

Those buckee fans still complain about that game where VY & crew beat them at home in 2005 on the way to our last MNC (which they still dream about being "theirs"), and how all their drunk/angry fans assaulting Texas fans to and from that game could not change that game's outcome.

Melton scored.
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9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Who is gonna attend the zoom press conferences on behalf of Surly??

Do we need a poll??  😂😂😂

 

I thought that it would assumed to be Derka...

8 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

Damnit. Beat me to it.  POS rep

That was supposed to be my thread to start. 

3 minutes ago, troph said:


You serious ?

yes players are recruited into schemes and gameplans but everyone seems to think if we get urban theyll just want to stay. Some are bound to jump just wondering if anyone knew anything specific

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


Melton scored.

should have never been in question.....someone his size shouldn't be going airborne at the goal line?? Especially when up against a d back

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

Urban has a pretty good record against bama, even beat them at Utah

Didn’t count. Bama didn’t want to be there after losing to Tebow and Florida while undefeated in the sec title game. 

I know we are fast approaching the masturbatory phase of the corch search, but I still hesitate about the reported negotiation of total control.  Frankly I think it’s just made up talking points for $9.95 sustainability but if true I wonder if it’s Urban putting his foot down on any university oversight of his program.  I’d rather not have a roster littered with rapists and criminals and being one step away from Briles.

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Alright, I'm heading to Horseshoe Bay to get to the bottom of all of this.  

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3 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

I thought that it would assumed to be Derka...

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