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2 minutes ago, immamac said:

added 2 webservers, 103 and 87 will not have giphy working in the editor I'm working on fixing that, but for now just live with it.

How much has web traffic increased in this thread this week?

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You don't win meaningful football games with choirboys. Meyer may recruit more players with questionable character. When/if they do bad stuff, my point was the admin wouldn't allow a coverup like gaylor. 

Right, and I think the implication was Meyer not being down for that is the reason for the “total control” issue. Who knows if that’s the case though.

S86 may have been an apple iie 

3 minutes ago, troph said:


I ain’t trading LT for Lake LBJ but yeah stupid money flying in and out kinda like Fredericksburg and I kinda don’t get either of them honestly.

Same here.  Fredericksburg I sort of get because of the wineries and the recent food options.  But with HSB, unless something has changed, you're looking at the pie shop in Marble Falls or whatever.  For anything else, I'm driving into Austin.  If lakes and golf are your thing, I guess HSB is fine, but I'm not living out there.

7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

This. You gather the clan somewhat out of the public eye and then put them on a puddle jumper to Austin.

The HSB runway is right at 6000' long. No need for puddle jumpers. We flew into Burbank for the Rose Bowl on SWA 737 and the runway was 6800'. Now they did hit the brakes hard enough to pull the boogers out of my nose and deposit them on the seat back in front of me. But 6000' is more than enough for a private jet.

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

not even a little bit worried. what a fucking ridiculous dumpster fire of shame and embarrassment this thread is.  urban isn’t going to be the coach, you sad morons. 

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Don't forget the glock and futureman's asshole.

Not sure UM wants futuremans asshole but I’ll give him my guns for the team.
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Not so sure how good Opie's is now??   Heard something about a divorce changing who owns/runs the place now and quality has suffered.

My dad says Cooper's in Llano went downhill a few years ago. Though I thought that was because the guy who started Opie's left.

4 hours ago, troph said:


Bringing out the big guns are ya?

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Jai Alia!  Way to show your support for the Tampa stop.  Maybe they are picking up Cigar City before the beach. 

1 minute ago, troph said:


Not sure UM wants futuremans asshole but I’ll give him my guns for the team.

Where the hell is that assbag

23 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

If any BMDs are reading this I left a pitching wedge at Horseshoe last time I was out there. If one of you guys can grab it and bring it by the tailgate for me that'd be super cool. Thanks.

While in college I golfed at one of those courses, and on a water/island type hole (I think, it's been awhile) a dude in his boat started heckling one of my buddies who was struggling to stay dry on his drive. My buddy ended up throwing his club in the water. Good times. 


Right, and I think the implication was Meyer not being down for that is the reason for the “total control” issue. Who knows if that’s the case though.

I doubt total control means the ability to cover up and the admin to look the other way above minor stuff. That would be a deal breaker for almost any school with a legit rep.
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I get my results from the Texas bar exam this week, and I’ve spent 99% of my time refreshing this page instead of that one. 

1 hour ago, wood said:

I'm pretty damn comfortable with it. 

I think we might need to go to the decision desk just to make sure

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

32 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I’ve been doing shit since 3pm. Is there a way to get a separate thread of only substantive updates or a synopsis of why people are so confident? I appreciate the nature of this thread, but the site is running a little slow and I can’t wade through 1500 posts to try to catch up. I’ll preemptively go fuck myself for not keeping up. Thanks!

Radio host in Dallas claimed he heard that Urban is going trying to build a staff. tOSU fans are melting down.

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14 minutes ago, victory88 said:
So we’ve legit figured out what hotel he’s staying at.  Anyway we can figure out the room number? Maybe we can DoorDash or favor a McRib burger with Mayo and bourbon to him just to bring this full circle.

Careful, one of these jackasses will actually do it and screw everything up.

Yeah about that.  Sorry guys. 

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Is there nav to /cookiechecker ? Kinda cool hidden feature 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Where the hell is that assbag

been tagging your mom most of the last two days. 

1 minute ago, HornyPony69 said:

I get my results from the Texas bar exam this week, and I’ve spent 99% of my time refreshing this page instead of that one. 

Nice to know you have your priorities straight.🤘🏻

7 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

I’ve edited my comment to represent my disapproval of your negativity. 

Edited by PatSolitanojr
Red Austin lame

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

There’s a saying in life, son..”Know your audience”.  

I get my results from the Texas bar exam this week, and I’ve spent 99% of my time refreshing this page instead of that one. 

You’ll fit in fine here.
5 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Right, and I think the implication was Meyer not being down for that is the reason for the “total control” issue. Who knows if that’s the case though.

There's no way total control means anything remotely close to being able to coverup a bunch of rapes. 

6 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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User name is not checking out.

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

The only one getting getting rawdogged anytime soon is futureman. Five finger rawdogged

21 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Alright, I'm heading to Horseshoe Bay to get to the bottom of all of this.  

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$100 McRib

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

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Dude I run services that deal with 1,000,000x that load. We should talk

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

not even a little bit worried. what a fucking ridiculous dumpster fire of shame and embarrassment this thread is.  urban isn’t going to be the coach, you sad morons. 

I've completely dodged this whole subject. But motherfucker, I hope you get a hangnail and don't own a set of nail clippers.

CHIEF

I’ve spent the last three days on this thread, can we hurry up and hire Urban before I get fired. 

Texans7 is saying it's done and we have reached a verbal agreement with Meyer. Just need to put in ink now. 

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

Fuck Tom Herman 

 

So it's still a wining situation if he's gone.

3 minutes ago, HornyPony69 said:

I get my results from the Texas bar exam this week, and I’ve spent 99% of my time refreshing this page instead of that one. 

 

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Just now, CHIEF said:

I've completely dodged this whole subject. But motherfucker, I hope you get a hangnail and don't own a set of nail clippers.

CHIEF

you son of a bitch.  fuck you, man. 

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

not even a little bit worried. what a fucking ridiculous dumpster fire of shame and embarrassment this thread is.  urban isn’t going to be the coach, you sad morons. 

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13 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Urban is a certainty 

Now, you know that nothing’s certain but death, taxes and traffic on I-35!

Any chance we can enlist The Minister of Culture to put the charm offensive on Shelley Meyer and the Meyer girls? All hands on deck. 

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Texans7 is saying it's done and we have reached a verbal agreement with Meyer. Just need to put in ink now. 

Who is this one again?

1 minute ago, NTVTXN said:

Maybe this...?

 

Fish is notorious for posting click bait in times like these. Every time a NBA player asks for a trade he makes up stuff ro make the Mavs fans read his BS. 

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Fuck Tom Herman 

 

So it's still a wining situation if he's gone.

Thats what FSU said before Willie Taggart 😕

Texans7 at 247 saying you can get back to work now. We got our guy. If he’s wrong, I think we’re qualified enough to track his pussy ass down.

14 minutes ago, slim9797 said:


Accidents happen bro. Blame tapatalk


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Turn off your damn Tapatalk Signature.... Pleez 😁

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Fish is notorious for posting click bait in times like these. Every time a NBA player asks for a trade he makes up stuff ro make the Mavs fans read his BS. 

why is it under the cowboys section of SI?

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