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Just now, RedAustin said:

Thats what FSU said before Willie Taggart 😕

Norvell was a good hire, they were just a dumpster fire.

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16 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Just claim you have a stutter.

Christian Bale Oooo GIF

7 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I just have a bad feeling we're getting our hopes up just to get rawdogged with some Assistant Coach hire. If that happen we chase CDC out with pitchforks 

If we don't get UM, it won't be for lack of effort on CDC's part.  You can't blame him for UM's decision.

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

Texans7 at 247 saying you can get back to work now. We got our guy. If he’s wrong, I think we’re qualified enough to track his pussy ass down.

Does hE have any track record or is this like these dudes calling their shot here w no connections?

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Who is this one again?

Poster over at 247, he has some sort of in He called the Guilbeau commitment a few weeks before it happened and then the latest OL commit a month or so back 

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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

From The Football Brainiacs

Latest update has Urban Meyer making one demand – COMPLETE CONTROL of football operations.

This includes the hiring/firing of the following positions:

  • His entire coaching staff (with 3-year guaranteed contracts)
  • All individuals that work in football support
  • Assistant AD that overlooks football
  • Academic support staff
  • Physicians, trainers, and physical therapy team
  • Tree Fiddy Surly membership and control of Eskimo Hut franchise

Fixed.  I hear the sticking point is pretty tough on the last one.

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

why is it under the cowboys section of SI?

He writes mainly about the cowboys and mavs. Think of him as the Chip of those two teams. 

1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

It's not like the HSB area is a dump. Hell, Bo Pilgrim and John Glenn had houses there. I worked one summer, in between regular jobs, at Bay Marine selling boats and ferrying boats to be worked on. It's as nice as anything on Lake Austin, or any where lakefront I've ever been. They have pretentious clientele and cater to them.

CHIEF

I was hired to be a sous chef out there nearly 30 years ago. During my two week notice the chef(Jessie?) that hired me was fired. I arrived to find out they didn't cotton to the chef that hired me's modern American bistro and had hired a new head chef out of Vegas to deliver traditional steakhouse fare. No Idea if that mindset is still prevalent out there. I quit on the spot. Pretty sure I received a paycheck for two hours employment.

2 minutes ago, NoName said:

Norvell was a good hire, they were just a dumpster fire.

Thats the point. I dont want a dumpster fire

5 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Texans7 is saying it's done and we have reached a verbal agreement with Meyer. Just need to put in ink now. 

This better be true or the negging afterward will damn your soul to all eternity.

OK so say we get urban. Where does that thrust us into 2022 recruiting? Do we get Ewers back? Do we steal some guys Aggy is already winning?

4 minutes ago, NoName said:

Does hE have any track record or is this like these dudes calling their shot here w no connections?

He’s been ahead of this whole situation. He posted about the Meyer contact the week after the OU game. He also challenges a lot of Chips update threads on 24/7.

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1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

OK so say we get urban. Where does that thrust us into 2022 recruiting? Do we get Ewers back? Do we steal some guys Aggy is already winning?

Errybody.

Just now, BradInATX said:

Errybody.

Was typing this, thought somebody had to have it...checked before I posted. Yep nipped at the wire.

1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

He’s been ahead of this whole situation. He posted about the Meyer contact the week after the OU game. He also challenges a lot of Chips update threads on 24/7.

He says it's a 7 year deal for Urban.

Oh it’s nice, money does that, lot of people saying that. I just don’t get it. If I had stupid money I’m not hanging out there. I’ve been enough times to know it’s just not all that. It makes sense here and for some they love it as a lake scene, constant level all that but it’s just not my thing and most people I know it isn’t either.

4 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

This better be true or the negging afterward will damn your soul to all eternity.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You don’t bring another head coach on or near campus without the other one being officially let go. 

Plus BMD already go there regularly so there is nothing notable about them being there.

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

well herman is for sure fired this is talking about urban coming to texas

Futureman better deliver

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

Errybody.

I want Taylor and Sylla but Aggy have their teeth so far into them it seems impossible. Doesnt help they already have their TE

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4 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

This better be true or the negging afterward will damn your soul to all eternity.

Ink is binding, words are not.  Until it's in ink, nothing is done. Agreed--damn all their souls to eternity if this doesn't get done.  

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1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

OK so say we get urban. Where does that thrust us into 2022 recruiting? Do we get Ewers back? Do we steal some guys Aggy is already winning?

 

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes of what’s transpired in the last 60 min and or 350+posts?

Some bullshit + commence dynasty. Supposedly.

RedAustin is a troll I reckon.

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Fuck around and find out 

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

been tagging your mom most of the last two days. 

Good one.

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

OK so say we get urban. Where does that thrust us into 2022 recruiting? Do we get Ewers back? Do we steal some guys Aggy is already winning?

It’s a game changer.  Hard to speculate on specific players but Texas will be in on every top recruit in the state for the next several years.  We won’t get them all but we won’t get the cold shoulder from probably any of them. 

Every rich motherfucker in Midland has a place at HSB, and most of the almost rich guys do too. Not sure why other than that it’s close enough to drive if your jet breaks down and is close to Austin. 

16 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

My dad says Cooper's in Llano went downhill a few years ago. Though I thought that was because the guy who started Opie's left.

The scuttlebutt shared with me was that the guy who started Opie's is no longer there... might have been due to a divorce. 

Might be bullshit though??

11 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Texans7 is saying it's done and we have reached a verbal agreement with Meyer. Just need to put in ink now. 

It's been done 😀

Just now, GRHorn said:


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Fuck around and find out 

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1 minute ago, MidTexHorn said:

Every rich motherfucker in Midland has a place at HSB, and most of the almost rich guys do too. Not sure why other than that it’s close enough to drive if your jet breaks down and is close to Austin. 

I don’t hear the fat lady singing yet!

2 minutes ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:

Futureman better deliver

Relax it’s just another day at the office for him. 

4 minutes ago, canadianhorn21 said:

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Nice try, Xian. 

Just now, CHIEF said:

I've completely dodged this whole subject. But motherfucker, I hope you get a hangnail and don't own a set of nail clippers.

CHIEF

you son of a bitch.  fuck you, man. 

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More than the hobbit down the way got...

9 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

If we don't get UM, it won't be for lack of effort on CDC's part.  You can't blame him for UM's decision.

I liked how in the klatt interview he wasn't 100% sure it was the CDC anymore... Del Conte up in there.

Urban Meyer with complete 100% control of everything from football to the health staff will end like all of his other stops.  Expect some wins but deal with rapists, murderers, and lawsuits.

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

7-12

 

More than the hobbit down the way got...

Is this a guess by you or has that been posted somewhere?
 

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Urban Meyer with complete 100% control of everything from football to the health staff will end like all of his other stops.  Expect DOMINATION AND A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP but deal with rapists, murderers, and lawsuits.

FIFY

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Urban Meyer with complete 100% control of everything from football to the health staff will end like all of his other stops.  Expect some wins but deal with rapists, murderers, and lawsuits.

I don't remember any of that at Utah...

8 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

He’s been ahead of this whole situation. He posted about the Meyer contact the week after the OU game. He also challenges a lot of Chips update threads on 24/7.

he sounds legit

20 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Right, and I think the implication was Meyer not being down for that is the reason for the “total control” issue. Who knows if that’s the case though.

Yes precisely.  I think it’s manufactured stuff but I can see that being the case.  Both osu and florida turned the other cheek.  We typically have not, but we also haven’t been in this type of negotiating position where we have no leverage.  I’d prefer not to appoint Meyer to have absolute unchecked authority precisely because there is plenty of history to suggest what will happen if he has it.  It’s wishful thinking to believe it will be different here because we are UT.

But fuck it, I want him too.  But I am genuinely concerned as well.

2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

7-12

 

More than the hobbit down the way got...

Urban deserves more. The hobbit is overrated as fuck and killed FSU on his way out.

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