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29 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes of what’s transpired in the last 60 min and or 350+posts?

A poster deduced from curtains that Urban Mexico is hiding at the Horseshoe Bay Resort.  But if soemthing stupid happens there to tank the deal...

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So they’re negotiating with Meyer and haven’t fired Herman yet?  Is this Petrino/Auburn part II?
So you think fire hermon and then find a coach. Great plan.
14 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Also, at Florida and later Ohio State, Urban Meyer took over fairly talented teams.  That's not the case with Texas now.

Incorrect.

7 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Bastrop is the asshole of Texas. Born and raised there, couldn’t get outta town quick enough.

The belly button, maybe. The asshole is about 75 miles to the NE.

We've got bush!

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1 minute ago, KYHorn said:

They confirmed it's a cigar. I'm thinking the sunset could refer to the sunset strip, which is real close to the Fox studios in LA. Maybe announcing then?

Or it’s a sunrise and the announcement is made in the morning. 

1 minute ago, markstanco said:
6 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:
So they’re negotiating with Meyer and haven’t fired Herman yet?  Is this Petrino/Auburn part II?

So you think fire hermon and then find a coach. Great plan.

Thats what most teams do... Put some lifelong position coach as interim while you figure things out

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

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We've got bush!

Pan down!

Anything in Ketch’s update?
He's a fat fucking retard.
25 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

It's been done 😀

A truly underrated soothsayer these past few days. I see you, and I thank you.

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

If any BMDs are reading this I left a pitching wedge at Horseshoe last time I was out there. If one of you guys can grab it and bring it by the tailgate for me that'd be super cool. Thanks.

Found it

Cleveland VAS Pitching Wedge PW Original Graphite Shaft

Just now, Mitchlovell96 said:

Anything in Ketch’s update?

Ketchup. Man. Geez. Lol. 

The belly button, maybe. The asshole is about 75 miles to the NE.

Wimberly is the hemorrhoid of Texas
14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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RG, my guy, you gotta break it to IT that you took the Horseshoe find from Surly. Those squares are jerking each other off left and right about how IT broke the case.

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1 minute ago, Mitchlovell96 said:

Anything in Ketch’s update?

He wants Solo and the Wookiee. 

37 minutes ago, HornyPony69 said:

I get my results from the Texas bar exam this week, and I’ve spent 99% of my time refreshing this page instead of that one. 

I’d hire you in a second.  You're first case will be the prosecution of Futureman’s fist for the atrocity it’s about to unleash on his ass.  We’ll start you off with an easy one.  Open and shut case so to speak.   

12 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Bastrop is the asshole of Texas. Born and raised there, couldn’t get outta town quick enough.

Slow down there, let me introduce you to a couple of places called College Station and Waco.

3 minutes ago, Mitchlovell96 said:

Anything in Ketch’s update?

Broke both his Plucker's record and his scale.

You guys are forgetting that this offseason is about to be like no other in the history of college football. Unfettered transfers will be an easy way to build out a roster to fix the glaring holes.

QB - Not really a problem with Thompson, Card, Jackson.

RB - Not really a problem especially if Urban closes one of the 2 2021 kids.

WR - Transfer city, but getting Omeire, Dixon healthy would help as would being able to get Moore/Smith/Whittington on the field together.

TE - Convince the Arizona kid to stay, he and Wiley should be a good starting point. Maybe need to bring in another guy.

OL - Transfer city

DL - Not really a problem, probably the most talented position at Texas

LB - Maybe could use a replacement for Overshown who is likely going to declare. Otherwise there are options

DB - I think Jamison, Green, and Thompson are coming back. Add to that the 2020 class.

K - Dicker, but need his replacement

P - Have another Aussie in the pipeline.

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30 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Cliff notes of what’s transpired in the last 60 min and or 350+posts?

It's been reported that Urban is contacting 'potential' staff hires. tOSU fans in shambles. Texans7 says it's a verbal agreement. Urban enjoyed his stay at the horseshoe bay.

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19 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Also, at Florida and later Ohio State, Urban Meyer took over fairly talented teams.  That's not the case with Texas now.

Bullshit, we have talent, it has just been criminally under coached and under developed. We stood toe to toe with LSU, USC, Notre Dame, Georgia, etc over the last 5 years during the worst stretch in our history.

11 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Bastrop is the asshole of Texas. Born and raised there, couldn’t get outta town quick enough.

Ha. Dude, Bastrop might not be paradise, but it’s nowhere close to the asshole of Texas. Get a fucking grip. 

11 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

You believe that after we hire a generational talent at head coach, all of our good players will hit the portal and no talented recruits or transfers will look our way?

Ok.

Aqua Buddha has clearly been tipping back on grandpa’s cough medicine tonight. 

There is talent on the roster, first. Second, the transfer portal, and rules right now with it, mean that anyone predicting a long haul doesn’t understand shit about the fluidity of rosters right now. For all we know, there is an influx if Meyer comes here. 

6 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Thats what most teams do... Put some lifelong position coach as interim while you figure things out

Not firing Herman yet shield UM from the media scrutiny while trying to work out a deal.  Thia isn't difficult to understand. 

Thats what most teams do... Put some lifelong position coach as interim while you figure things out
Like who, bowling Green or western Kentucky? F that. Hire urban, fire tom 5 minutes later.

Having some position coach with no head coach is dumb. After 2 turndown you start looking at g5 coaches. Like Tom.
Slow down there, let me introduce you to a couple of places called College Station and Waco.

Those are truly, truly awful. But if I am being honest, it’s really hard to beat Port Arthur.
18 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Bastrop is the asshole of Texas. Born and raised there, couldn’t get outta town quick enough.

You misspelled "College Station".

2 minutes ago, wood said:

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Just now, GTX Horn said:

You misspelled "College Station".

This. I was the one born and raised in the asshole of Texas. 

I assure you, they don't give a shit about Herman.  But he'll get paid a hell of a lot for what he couldn't deliver.  Herman had a second chance which he fucked up masterly.  

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Bullshit, we have talent, it has just been criminally under coached and under developed. We stood toe to toe with LSU, USC, Notre Dame, Georgia, etc over the last 5 years during the worst stretch in our history.

I want to neg for channeling your inner Luicci, but I'm in such a damn good mood.

2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

 

I said it before. They're either coming to Texas or she is the most genius maniacal woman just trolling people for more $ from Fox. 

Urb needs to fly around the country and find an oline.

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Those are truly, truly awful. But if I am being honest, it’s really hard to beat Port Arthur.

I nominate Aransas Pass

9 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

Thats what most teams do... Put some lifelong position coach as interim while you figure things out

Yup.  And that's how you end up with Charlie Strong.  Been there, done that.

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Ha. Dude, Bastrop might not be paradise, but it’s nowhere close to the asshole of Texas. Get a fucking grip. 

Aqua Buddha has clearly been tipping back on grandpa’s cough medicine tonight. 

There is talent on the roster, first. Second, the transfer portal, and rules right now with it, mean that anyone predicting a long haul doesn’t understand shit about the fluidity of rosters right now. For all we know, there is an influx if Meyer comes here. 

That’s exactly what somebody from the asshole of Texas would say. It atleast used to be pretty country, after the fire it isn’t even that. 

13 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Every Texas kid on tOSU roster in the last ~5 years besides, Garrett Wilson, would likely have played in Austin.

Far more interested in if UM can flip Brock's boys back in the fold.

Urban would have landed Wilson; Texas did a shitty job there 

Okudah? Probably not 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Dude, Bastrop might not be paradise, but it’s nowhere close to the asshole of Texas

I trust CTJ on this one. He spent time quarantining in Galveston.

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

I want to neg for channeling your inner Luicci, but I'm in such a damn good mood.

Here comes the dick in mouth gif.....

19 minutes ago, slim9797 said:

Bastrop is the asshole of Texas. Born and raised there, couldn’t get outta town quick enough.

El Paso and Beaumont are both worse than Bastrop.

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Like who, bowling Green or western Kentucky? F that. Hire urban, fire tom 5 minutes later.

Having some position coach with no head coach is dumb. After 2 turndown you start looking at g5 coaches. Like Tom.

Ohio State. The Texans. most teams. If you have a trainwreck headcoach its best to get him out ASAP

10 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

RG, my guy, you gotta break it to IT that you took the Horseshoe find from Surly. Those squares are jerking each other off left and right about how IT broke the case.

I did, prob got lost in the shuffle

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