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2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Starting to feel like he isn't coming here. Think we'd be hearing more buzz if he was. 

I think you're lost, hand wringing is done over at 247. Those people seem like your speed 

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13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Found Randolph Dukes twitter

So dumb.

So does the Woodhouse Spa in Victoria have a pedicurist named Josh? Or at least offer happy endings?

Seems like everyone is paraphrasing what's already out there with these "updates" today. At this point, I don't think we're going to hear anything substantial till after Saturday's game.

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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There's one in Dublin Ohio

16 minutes ago, Fud said:

Wait, did Chip lift info from both IT's and TFB's latest articles in his piece? 

Yes.  He deserves to be kicked in the cunt. 

3 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

Starting to feel like he isn't coming here. Think we'd be hearing more buzz if he was. 

We will hear he turned it down the second he does.. the fact we are hearing nothing means at worst he's still considering.  Now all the flightaware Horseshoe bay golfing saga I think might be a pipe dream. 

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Found Randolph Dukes twitter

Let’s buy that guy a McRib.

25 minutes ago, squib said:

Those stupid "so and so's wife is in town looking at real estate on the downlow" posts/insights need to stop. For every coaching hire--not just this one. Urban is a very rich man; could about to be richer. Austin is a very nice town where wealthy people live. His wife does not need to fly down there and look at houses. Without a doubt there are multi-million dollar homes available. This isn't like your uncle Bobby getting an offer to run a bait stand in Kilgore so he sends his sisterwife Betty Lou down to the trailer park to see if there are parking spots available with good shade left for them to jackup the trailer. Rich people will have rich people places to live in Austin. No one send a wife down to look. Stop with that crap. 

If Kilgore has a bait stand, then it too is no longer in contention. 

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11 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

very good news.  I found tons of old gift cards in drawers THE LAST TIME I MOVED!

28 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

there’s more drama here than a middle school girls’ sleepover.

Chip sounds like he knows a little bit too much about pre-pubescent girls. 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Don't tell her the one in Austin changed names. 

12 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

There are wood house spas in the greater Austin area. Just sayin’...

19 minutes ago, Hollywood said:

Why does his profile say "husband to aggie?"

He lives with immamac?

2 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

There's one in Dublin Ohio

She obviously wouldn't be shuffling thru a drawer at a hotel and find a gift card.

This shit is making everyone crazy.

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

To be honest that explains the f900s trips today. 

I will crawl in to a hole and pout if someone can give me a plausible reason why Kendra Scott's ex-husband's Falcon 900 has flown the itinerary of the past 5 days that disproves this entire thread.  There is the possibility that Kendra Scott's ex-husband is the globe's ultimate troll and burned $25k on Jet A to fuck with us.

Otherwise, it's real simple.  At 8:15pm tonight, when that F900 arrives at the JetLinx hangar, if Tribe Meyer does not disembark, the simulation has achieved singularity.

13 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

This was tweeted about 20-30 minutes befor the KOSU plane left and if she was shuffling through drawers then she was obviously packing to head to HSB.

Just now, JOSEYWALES66 said:

She obviously wouldn't be shuffling thru a drawer at a hotel and find a gift card.

This shit is making everyone crazy.

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This pessimism is a collective hangover from the party last night I guess? The only thing I can see that has changed is the Horseshoe Bay thing may have been wrong but that was never contingent on this happening anyway. The radio silence by any primary sources is pretty consistent with what I would expect at this point, why is the assumption he said "no" and we are trying to make a last ditch push to change his mind?

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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Also a location in Cedar Park

14 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

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Shell just wants her feet to look pretty for the press conference.

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13 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

"Josh".  

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4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

We will hear he turned it down the second he does.. the fact we are hearing nothing means at worst he's still considering.  Now all the flightaware Horseshoe bay golfing saga I think might be a pipe dream. 

lol

21 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

How can anyone take an article seriously when he can't even do something as simple as take a look on youtube to see which way Dicker missed on the kick?

Dude said he missed wide right -  "... when Cameron Dicker’s 57-yard game-tying field goal hooked wide right." 

Journalisiming is hard.

 

Maybe he was sitting in the South Endzone?

3 minutes ago, squib said:

So you have to buy a house before you can take a job? When you sign the contract for the head coaching job they also push the real estate documents across the table? 

no but if the wife is a major decision point on whether or not he's taking the job, she's going to want to come down to see the area, what houses are available for their price range, etc. if she hates the housing options, the area, the city, etc, she's going to make her opinion know.

not to get all aggro on you but i'm thinking by you're not married with family. again cause no wife or husband is going to buy a home and considering moving to a new area/city/state without first seeing homes and the area.

would you buy a new car without ever seeing it and driving it? probably not. then why the fuck would you expect someone to buy a house that they are going to spend almost every day of their lives for 5 years and pay multimillions for without ever seeing it?

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

So dumb.

Yeah I've dealt with Vertuno and he's not exactly what I would call a Rocket Surgeon, by any stretch of the imagination.

16 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

At least one of his daughters is still.in FLA as of today.

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

When I saw the username spinnershells, it didn’t occur to me that she meant she is into spin class on bikes...
2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

This was tweeted about 20-30 minutes befor the KOSU plane left and if she was shuffling through drawers then she was obviously packing to head to HSB.

She shuffled through drawers then went to a spin class followed by a pedicure. Jesus dude, did you even finish reading the tweet?

This tweet from a few hours ago sure implies she’s at home, or at least was, this morning. I’ll take her word over Tim Shepwho.

When I saw the username spinnershells, it didn’t occur to me that she meant she is into spin class on bikes...

I stepped away for a bit. In perusing the IT thread of the day, there's some mystery person who is pushing Urban Texas's way and some suppose it's Mack Fucking Brown?!?!?

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2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Wood house spa location talk not going away

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

There is one in Leander 

There's one in Dublin, OH, too. 

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Last post before the crash.  In!!!!

Website or plane?

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2 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

She shuffled through drawers then went to a spin class followed by a pedicure. Jesus dude, did you even finish reading the tweet?

so you are saying there's a chance

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Last post before the crash.  In!!!!

dude....context, using the word crash when talking about a plane is bad karma.

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

very good news.  I found tons of old gift cards in drawers THE LAST TIME I MOVED!

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4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

At least one of his daughters is still.in FLA as of today.

Coincidentally, there is also a flight from Sarasota to Austin tonight.

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So this is how QAnon works up close. 

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