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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Well... at least there is thisspacer.png

We weren’t happy with Tom’s demolishment effort so this guy makes a lot of sense. 🤷‍♀️

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15 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Devil's advocate, but what motivation would Urban have to turn Texas down but continue to string this out secretly until they found their plan B? He has no obligation or incentive to protect Texas from a PR standpoint and I'm sure some of this frenzy is getting back to him and his family. If he's already decided to pass it seems in his best interests to release that information now and let UT deal with the fallout. What does he care?

Plan B?

 

I was told it's BUST

Gotta be a good sign when TexAgs starts reporting that Urban to Austin is likely to happen....

9 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

hmmm looks like a chicken sandwich to me...

yeah yeah I was going to edit it to be "burger" and went with sandwich

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I just found out from a friend of a friend that Meyer likes mayonnaise on his hamburgers.

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104.9 reporting Surly news, as well. Bitches owe us tree fiddy.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta be a good sign when TexAgs starts reporting that Urban to Austin is likely to happen....

Are they actually doing that? Those yokels are less informed than Brian Davis. 

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

From Kendra Scott to the Property Brothers on this thread....   

Gotta love Surly...

 

Don't forget Joe Rogan

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Don't forget Joe Rogan

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10 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

He does interiors.

 

We’d be dealing with the ‘New Girl’ alum:

 

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I'd do her interior.

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

From Kendra Scott to the Property Brothers on this thread....   

Gotta love Surly...

 

those dudes are tall as shit, probably hung in proportion to their height.  we've established that her vagina is like a black hole.  i.e. it makes perfect logical sense

2 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

104.9 reporting Surly news, as well. Bitches owe us tree fiddy.

They get a lot of their material from Surly.

Screw the property brothers and that waco crap, give me rehab addict all day long.

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2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

All that really represents is an opportunity to let Urban (or whomever) be a part of designing something to be just how they want it.

So all these flight trackings were just the Property Brothers flying back and forth on a Texas Vacation???

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

It's happening.....One of Urban's issues was reportedly adding and redoing the indoor practice fields.  Thamel is his mouthpiece....

Jewelry is pretty dull. Kinda wish Kendra built a more interesting empire. Tom banging the sausage queen of Chicago would be headline material 

Just now, MoJames said:

Screw the property brothers and that waco crap, give me rehab addict all day long.

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she looks like she's been to rehab

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

All that really represents is an opportunity to let Urban (or whomever) be a part of designing something to be just how they want it.

yep. and didn't one report earlier state he wants to re-do the practice facilities? 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

They get a lot of their material from Surly.

Hell if I remember correctly they had blacklab on the Midday show right around the time this site launched

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta be a good sign when TexAgs starts reporting that Urban to Austin is likely to happen....

 

 

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So all these flight trackings were just the Property Brothers flying back and forth on a Texas Vacation???

The shittiness of our facilities has always been fucking puzzling, considering the amount of money football generates for the athletic department. I've never understood how they haven't been upgraded in, what, 20 years? 

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Yes Herman's playcalling is so shitty because of the bubble. Great take you sooner fuckface

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I mean Thamel not Utex_Me as the fuckface.

2 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

yep. and didn't one report earlier state he wants to re-do the practice facilities? 

Yep.

If Urban could sway a commitment from the Brockermeyer's that would be tits and salvage the 2021 class that's lacking some star power on the offensive line. If Herman or Hand dialed up Blake they'd be laughed at and promptly hung up on.

Not until Hamm says UM is signing with Texas will I consider this thing a lead pipe cinch. 

3 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

she looks like she's been to rehab

I bet she didn't say "no, no, no."

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4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

she looks like she's been to rehab

Beat me to it

It's happening.....One of Urban's issues was reportedly adding and redoing the indoor practice fields.  Thamel is his mouthpiece....

How much do you figure it’d cost to upgrade or completely replace those facilities? If Thamel is Urb’s mouthpiece, it’d make sense this is even being discussed. But whatever.
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31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Not sure the daughters really matter about where they are. If they've signed off on dad taking the job, they don't really need to see Austin. Shelley, OTOH, would probably want to come in and see the town if she hasn't been here before since she'd be moving there.

He will want his family there. He’s big into that. 

15 minutes ago, SimonSays said:

He's probably mulling it over. 

Which means he'll take it. You don't mull over a move to Austin. The experience festers like a tumor.  Look at tesla. 

While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

You know she’s worn ONLY those boots at least once 

10 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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This thread.

Tennis courts at Horseshoe Bay?

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  • Surly: Urban, the 6 a.m. was first flight from Columbus?

    Urban: Yes.

    Surly: There wasn't a flight that left seven hours earlier and landed at Horseshoe Bay at 2 a.m.?

    IT/Orangebloods : Surly, I think we've covered this, haven't we?

    Surly : [hands them flight logs as well as a massive diagram with a bunch of shit on it as well as pics of curtains] These are the logs for both Horseshoe Bay and Columbus. The Horseshoe Bay log lists no flight leaving at 11 pm and the Columbus log lists no flight arriving at 2 am. I'd like to submit these as defense exhibits Alpha and Bravo. The diagram and curtain shots I’d like to submit as exhibit CUM. 

    IT/Orangebloods : I don't understand. You're submitting evidence of a flight that never existed.

    Surly : Oh, we believe it did, sirs. 
     

     

51 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

To be fair - I think thats a win for us.

Best to work in the shadows. 

6 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Has Paul said Tom has lost the lockeroom?

We don’t need Paul to tell us that. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

While the facilities upgrades could present an opportunity, the #1 problem with getting new awesome things is available real estate. I don't *think* there's enough room to build the kind of indoor practice facility over the location of the Bubble currently. Austin real estate isn't easy. 

This is my question as well. Where do you even put these new practice fields he wants in downtown Austin? Commandeer the IM fields?

5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

The shittiness of our facilities has always been fucking puzzling, considering the amount of money football generates for the athletic department. I've never understood how they haven't been upgraded in, what, 20 years? 

It really is embarrassing. Just shows you how complacent this program has gotten for whatever reason.

12 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

is it to early to start a "Fire Plan B" thread?

Oh god no.  Plan B has been a lifesaver.  I mean, well...you get the point.  

5 minutes ago, Chad said:

If Urban could sway a commitment from the Brockermeyer's that would be tits and salvage the 2021 class that's lacking some star power on the offensive line. If Herman or Hand dialed up Blake they'd be laughed at and promptly hung up on.

A commitment from the Brockermeyer's what

Housekeeper? Cook? 

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