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18 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Something to do with this? 

 

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

so that's it, we all give up?

Newman! : seinfeld

5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’m going to need the home addresses of Xian, reneg_2, RVC2005, Caddox, and RapGamLarry.  Did I miss anyone?

Mr. Orange

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’m going to need the home addresses of Xian, reneg_2, RVC2005, Caddox, and RapGamLarry.  Did I miss anyone?

yeah, there have been others in this thread, i wish i was writing them down.  several are regulars.

Bottom of the barrel? Y'all ever visited Vernon or Electra?
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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Bobby:

A high-ranking University of Texas official on the current state of Texas’ approach to Urban Meyer:

“It is all up to Urban at this point.”

Well... yeah.

Man, if he's turning down $12 million a year then he REALLY doesn't want to coach again. 

1 minute ago, troph said:

that guy is a punk.  he isn't some insider that UM told hey I'm not taking it.  no effing way.  he's an attention whore that is resisting arrest.  I call bullshit.

 

This. If Urban wanted to say no, he would come out and say it. Why use this chode as a mouthpiece? 

1 minute ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?

Exactly. More of an official announcement that "I've been told that Urban Meyer is not interested in the Texas job." and pop. But a crying Bevo? I mean cmon.

18 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Something to do with this? 

 

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18 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Something to do with this? 

 

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Just now, closetohumping said:

That would be bad

I mean, I’m not inclined to believe until I see it happen

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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University of Oklahoma graduate.   

Lulz this thing might not happen but I'll be damned if that dipshit knows anything.

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6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’m going to need the home addresses of Xian, reneg_2, RVC2005, Caddox, and RapGamLarry.  Did I miss anyone?

Alumnihorn, Texans7, Sirhornsalot (hornsports), Squid

Just now, closetohumping said:

That would be bad

The stadium would be at 25% capacity without COVID.

I forget what this thread is about, but any of y'all been through Refugio lately? Those bedsheets at the Best Western felt suspiciously damp last time I swung through.

Friends and comrades, the light has gone out of our lives and there is darkness everywhere. I do not know what to tell you and how to say it.

5 minutes ago, troph said:

that guy doesn't have inside info, no way.

I am slow to buy the fact that such a good friend would be obnoxious enough and such a troll to spill something of that magnitude on Twitter. Color me skeptical.

2 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Yeah...not surprised. It’s gonna be Herman for another year isn’t it

I saw on sportsbet Herman is the odds on favorite to be our coach next season 

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Alumnihorn, Texans7, Sirhornsalot (hornsports), Squid

Dont forget Caddox. 

Rapgame and squidboy with some solid trolling if so

It would come from Urban or Texas channels. No way some Buckeyes insider who is completely removed would know first.  I don't care if he is connected to Urban.

3 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?

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We have hanging onto every word and every clue. Some will be negative and until you hear it from CDC or CUM, its not fucking final 

Rapgame and squidboy with some solid trolling if so

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

I forget what this thread is about, but any of y'all been through Refugio lately? Those bedsheets at the Best Western felt suspiciously damp last time I swung through.

Alamo cafe makes a mean breakfast.

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Alumnihorn, Texans7, Sirhornsalot (hornsports), Squid

lmao, sirhornsalot is still around?  Tell me you aren't paying for shit from that dude?  He's the lawn guy right?  

 

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta be a good sign when TexAgs starts reporting that Urban to Austin is likely to happen....

 

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let me text my neighbor and see if he has any info. i will report back asap.

Just now, Longhorn94 said:

let me text my neighbor and see if he has any info. i will report back asap.

Me too.  He sells pool equipment.  He may know something. 

Mullen and Coach Boom for DC. Put me on that train 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

lmao, sirhornsalot is still around?  Tell me you aren't paying for shit from that dude?  He's the lawn guy right?  

Nope he just posts over there and I check in every now and then. Still sling that grass though

 

Usually, when I turn down millions and millions and millions, I turn to a “pal” so they can post on an internet premium site that you have to pay for...uh huh. Two can play at that game OSU. You don’t know any more than we do. I would imagine there are better protocols for this type of negotiation (whether it’s accepted or not) and that’s not it. We only believe it because a decade plus of shit football. 

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Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.

 

Holy shit, yee of little faith. We're committed. Maybe committed to an ignited rollercoaster screaming through twists, turns and tunnels of COVID-laced air and videos on repeat of scat porn, futureman and videos of your parents banging, but committed nonetheless.

How many times have see seen someone post on other boards about purported tOSU big wigs and other Urban connections who were absolutely convinced Meyer would never do such a thing? Tack on a face/name and a crying Jordan meme and all of a sudden our pets' heads are falling off and we're packing it up?

Stay. The. Course. Be. Patient.

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Nope he just posts over there and I check in every now and then. Still sling that grass though

 

Ever hear the rumor of why he and fat Ketch had a falling out?

Just now, closetohumping said:

That would be bad

I mean, I’m not inclined to believe until I see it happen

I say if Urban turns us down let's offer Jimbo $8 million for 7 years. With his aggy contract being fully guaranteed that'll give him $15 mill per year! Honestly I can't stand the guy, but it'll be worth it for the aggy tears alone!

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