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This is 2020 all.  It won't end like this.  On Saturday morning Urban will announce on live TV on the Fox pregame that he is accepting the role to be the new head coach for the University of Texas and is going to win multiple national titles.  He will then board a plane to Austin and crash into a mountain.  That is more of a 2020 kick in the dick we should be expecting.  

Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.
 


Do it now!
13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I’m going to need the home addresses of Xian, reneg_2, RVC2005, Caddox, and RapGamLarry.  Did I miss anyone?

I think Bad_Teammate can help with that, isn't he Antifa?

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5 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Friends and comrades, the light has gone out of our lives and there is darkness everywhere. I do not know what to tell you and how to say it.

really? a Jawaharal Nehru reference?

Alright everyone, let's relax... I got the sub for Buckeye Scoop so I will post if they put up an update. Somehow I doubt this would be how such news would break. 

For anyone who hasn't been on this train the past couple of journeys over the past 10 years.

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Now y'all got me pestering my brother to hit up Dan Neil for any info.  As if he would know.  But it can't be less than Larry or Mr Orange (maroon).  Right?  I hate y'all.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.

 

make it so patrick stewart GIF

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ever hear the rumor of why he and fat Ketch had a falling out?

Nah only really been in the message board world for a year or so. Is it a good one?

This Kirk Barton?  Seems like a good guy


https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2018/06/93915/former-ohio-state-lineman-kirk-barton-indicted-on-two-felonies

 

elaware County indicted former Ohio State offensive lineman Kirk Barton on Friday stemming from a June 1 incident at the Bogey Inn following a day at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin.

The Inn's management phoned the Sheriff's office and requested the removal of Barton, whom they judged to be intoxicated after stumbling into multiple guests.

Delaware County Sheriff's deputies escorted Barton into a waiting taxi. Communication broke down, and the ensuing dispute resulted in deputies tasering and arresting Barton.

From 10TV:

Carl O'Brien with the Delaware County Prosecutor said, "The owner of the Bogey requested an intoxicated male patron be escorted out of the establishment. The patron became uncooperative and slammed Deputy Andrew Lee's arm in the door of a taxi as Deputy Lee attempted to secure safe transport for Mr. Barton."

Delaware County charged Barton with one count of assault, a fourth-degree felony, and one count of obstructing official business, a fifth degree felony.

Fourth-degree felonious assault is punishable by a prison term of six to 18 months in prison fines of up to $5,000. If obstruction of official business creates a risk of harming someone, it's a fifth-degree felony punishable by up to a year in jail.

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Someone needs to give me thread permissions. I gotta thread I gotta start but I don't post enough.

 

Phallus/Fisting incoming!

19 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Royal was done at 52.   Its even more pressure now.  as long as Notre Dame/tOSU has a coach I'd think he's done if we can't pry him away.

Royal didn't leave when he did because of the pressure.  He left because of people like Barry Switzer.

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

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THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is 2020 all.  It won't end like this.  On Saturday morning Urban will announce on live TV on the Fox pregame that he is accepting the role to be the new head coach for the University of Texas and is going to win multiple national titles.  He will then board a plane to Austin and crash into a mountain of shit outside of Odessa.  That is more of a 2020 kick in the dick we should be expecting.  

FIFY

I see the thread has now joined me in the glass case of emotion I’ve been in for the last 24 hours.

Hate to say I told you so, but yeah. Some of you owe me an apology. Wish I had put some money on Herman as Texas HC 2021. 
 

Let this forever be a lesson that all the flightaware tracking (has that ever once proven accurate/useful?) and all the ambiguous wife tweets in the world are meaningless without concrete info. Meyer and his wife were probably never even in Texas, much less HSB. Somewhere, @futureman’s asshole weeps tears of joy.

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13 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

Do any of y'all really think Urban called this guy and told him to announce he wasn't taking the job via a crying Jordan meme?

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Yes.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

You can subscribe later, I gave you treefiddy club anyway

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13 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

what does it say when aggy can throw money and get a MNC coach and we can't? 

Says that coach was desperate to get the fuck out of Tallahassee. 

7 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This. If Urban wanted to say no, he would come out and say it. Why use this chode as a mouthpiece? 

I think it is up to the spinner to be honest.   he can't say no publicly now because we don't have an opening.  due to health and spinner probably not wanting to move, family, etc this always was a sub 30% shot IMO.  

If we don't get him all the crap from the 9.95ers about his demands/needs was bullshit.  

 

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Y'all need some fucking lithium.  I'm not basing whether UM is coming or not off of a don't taze me bro OSU insider posting crying Jordan memes. 

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I bought a bottle of Basil Hayden today from Costco to celebrate. Now it's mourning. 

 

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

This Kirk Barton?  Seems like a good guy


https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football/2018/06/93915/former-ohio-state-lineman-kirk-barton-indicted-on-two-felonies

 

elaware County indicted former Ohio State offensive lineman Kirk Barton on Friday stemming from a June 1 incident at the Bogey Inn following a day at the Memorial Tournament in Dublin.

The Inn's management phoned the Sheriff's office and requested the removal of Barton, whom they judged to be intoxicated after stumbling into multiple guests.

Delaware County Sheriff's deputies escorted Barton into a waiting taxi. Communication broke down, and the ensuing dispute resulted in deputies tasering and arresting Barton.

From 10TV:

Carl O'Brien with the Delaware County Prosecutor said, "The owner of the Bogey requested an intoxicated male patron be escorted out of the establishment. The patron became uncooperative and slammed Deputy Andrew Lee's arm in the door of a taxi as Deputy Lee attempted to secure safe transport for Mr. Barton."

Delaware County charged Barton with one count of assault, a fourth-degree felony, and one count of obstructing official business, a fifth degree felony.

Fourth-degree felonious assault is punishable by a prison term of six to 18 months in prison fines of up to $5,000. If obstruction of official business creates a risk of harming someone, it's a fifth-degree felony punishable by up to a year in jail.

He must be friends with Zach Smith

Which plane is Kirk Barton on? Does he Mayo a burger or hump jewelry? 

Hate to say I told you so, but yeah. Some of you owe me an apology. Wish I had put some money on Herman as Texas HC 2021. 
 
Let this forever be a lesson that all the flightaware tracking (has that ever once proven accurate/useful?) and all the ambiguous wife tweets in the world are meaningless without concrete info. Meyer and his wife were probably never even in Texas, much less HSB. Somewhere, [mention=430]futureman[/mention]’s asshole weeps tears of joy.

FWIW alumnihorn just posted that there still has not been an answer given...

As I am used to making ridiculous interpretations as part of my job for my benefit, the sad Jordan face means he is coming here....it is directed at Ohio State.

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Glass half full

3 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

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Seems like a tacit way of saying this isn’t happening until after the KSU game. 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Hate to say I told you so, but yeah. Some of you owe me an apology. Wish I had put some money on Herman as Texas HC 2021. 
 

Let this forever be a lesson that all the flightaware tracking (has that ever once proven accurate/useful?) and all the ambiguous wife tweets in the world are meaningless without concrete info. Meyer and his wife were probably never even in Texas, much less HSB. Somewhere, @futureman’s asshole weeps tears of joy.

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No matter what, we are getting a new THujone MS Paint out of this.

1 minute ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Y'all need some fucking lithium.  I'm not basing whether UM is coming or not off of a don't taze me bro OSU insider posting crying Jordan memes. 

Thorazine

double the offer.   14 years for 28 mil per.  Everyone has a number. 

I can't wait until this thread is talking about the crown molding in Rex Ryan's condo.

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