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6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

While Helobious is coming close to getting crowdsourced into Purgatory for that on-brand bitchmade comment upthread, I'll be busy going scorched earth on that inbred mouth-breathing NFL washout that apparently has Baker-Mayfield level issues with local cops.

Oh, right - this is after Urban throws up his first Hook Em.

It got 3 negs. I could give a shit if it gets 30. I eat negs like they’re candy. I was just stating the truth. I could give a shit what some rando chubby OSU fan says on their board. Bottom line if Meyer wanted the job it’d be his right now. The longer he waits the harder his first season will be. I’ll say definitively not only is Meyer not coming but Herman will be back in 2021. 
 

In a weird way, the basketball team’s strong finish last year and hot start this year is partly why Herman will keep his job. People might see that as patience eventually paying off, for a much cheaper price than the buyout/new hire shitfests. May as well see Herman through to the end of his contract at this point.

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At first I was like:

Its Happening Ron Paul GIF

 

Then I was like:

ifc hello darkness my old friend GIF

6 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

My glizzy is 1/2 full.

You should get a doctor to check that out.

3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


On it’s good days, that sandwich looks like the meat curtains of a coked out Daytona stripper between buns. 

Find better strippers.

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

For fucks sake. Nothing is getting announced before KSU. It’s like I’m playing cards with my brother’s kids. 

Go fish.... :) 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm tempted to lock this thread just to see how texags the football board gets with new threads that get started. 

The Surly Stanford Prison Experiment.  Dream big.

1 minute ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

Go fish.... :) 

At this point my emotions are so fried I don't think I could handle any card game more complex than War.

Well as TH has shown, it doesn't matter who the OC is under Meyer.....

 

 

Just keep waiting....find something to occupy yourself....

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I used the CDC fancy pants as a background.  So awesome.

The Sarasota > Austin flight leaving a hour earlier than originally scheduled. What does this mean? [mention=5655]CenTex Hill Billy[/mention] [mention=2564]derpyhorndog[/mention]
 
 
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Trying to get some BBQ at Franklin. Jokes on them.
It got 3 negs. I could give a shit if it gets 30. I eat negs like they’re candy. I was just stating the truth. I could give a shit what some rando chubby OSU fan says on their board. Bottom line if Meyer wanted the job it’d be his right now. The longer he waits the harder his first season will be. I’ll say definitively not only is Meyer not coming but Herman will be back in 2021. 
 
In a weird way, the basketball team’s strong finish last year and hot start this year is partly why Herman will keep his job. People might see that as patience eventually paying off, for a much cheaper price than the buyout/new hire shitfests. May as well see Herman through to the end of his contract at this point.

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It got 3 negs. I could give a shit if it gets 30. I eat negs like they’re candy. I was just stating the truth. I could give a shit what some rando chubby OSU fan says on their board. Bottom line if Meyer wanted the job it’d be his right now. The longer he waits the harder his first season will be. I’ll say definitively not only is Meyer not coming but Herman will be back in 2021. 
 

In a weird way, the basketball team’s strong finish last year and hot start this year is partly why Herman will keep his job. People might see that as patience eventually paying off, for a much cheaper price than the buyout/new hire shitfests. May as well see Herman through to the end of his contract at this point.

smoke screen and can't announce until Herman is fired.  he may have said yes and no one but he and CDC/Hartzell know.

I did hear that two sticking points were papa johns being delivered for lunch every day whether he wants it or not and a lifetime supply of gummy bears.  might be waiting on those 2 items from us.

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

Well as TH has shown, it doesn't matter who the OC is under Meyer.....

 

 

Just keep waiting....find something to occupy yourself....

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Alcohol it is...I’m going to get blackout drunk and take a personal day tomorrow so I can drink all day while hitting F5

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23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What a bunch of gutless, spineless, half-witted, handwringing, lily-livered, mouthbreathers who all squat to pee the posters on this thread are. Good lord. A fat fuck OSU troll posts a meme taunting us and you all immediately throw down your keyboards and waddle off to sob in dark corners? Holy fuck. Hallelujah. Merry Christmas. 

Need the tylenol now? 

2 minutes ago, cafe society said:

The Surly Stanford Prison Experiment.  Dream big.

More like Pavlov and some dogs. 

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What a bunch of gutless, spineless, half-witted, handwringing, lily-livered, mouthbreathers who all squat to pee the posters on this thread are. Good lord. A fat fuck OSU troll posts a meme taunting us and you all immediately throw down your keyboards and waddle off to sob in dark corners? Holy fuck. Hallelujah. Merry Christmas. 

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20 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Where’s the Tylenol?

DAMNIT!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Quasimofo said:

Some of you guys with TRUMP 2020 flags on your trucks and boats, paint over all bu the UM and get out there! We need parades!




 

Keep that CR shit out of here

The Meyers have to be either impressed or extremely scared at the insane levels Texas fans will go through to convince themselves they Urb is coming. 

Just now, crash_davis said:

The Meyers have to be either impressed or extremely scared at the insane levels Texas fans will go through to convince themselves they Urb is coming. 

We're a thirsty bunch, but no couch burners.

Checked it out...looks like hot air

 

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people are stupid

1 minute ago, Houston20 said:

I don't know what to believe anymore

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Greg Kelley? the wrongfully accused dude? 

why the f would Urban meet with him?

44 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

FWIW alumnihorn just posted that there still has not been an answer given...

Lol just last night Alumnihorn said it was done

2 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

I don't know what to believe anymore

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Now THAT'S complete bullshit

here's another rabbit hole that will entertain us tonight.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Now THAT'S complete bullshit

so Fuck You Michael Hawk of Leander, Texas?

Holy christ. I thought this jumped the shark a while ago. Apparently we are just getting started. Kelley would be too old to even play at byu

I think it means it will get here an hour earlier


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Keep that CR shit out of here
You are right. Mea culpa




2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Lol just last night Alumnihorn said it was done

That was Texans7, Alumni wouldn't go that far but said things were looking better than Tuesday. 

Just now, Mileslong said:


I am greatly offended by this person calling our speculation “lunacy”

Maybe we could collectively submarine them by insinuating they killed 5 hookers.

10 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Well as TH has shown, it doesn't matter who the OC is under Meyer.....

 

 

Just keep waiting....find something to occupy yourself....

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Outta rep. But a great 2A activity!

1 minute ago, pops said:

Holy christ. I thought this jumped the shark a while ago. Apparently we are just getting started. Kelley would be too old to even play at byu

He tried to walk on at UT this season and I believe will play for UTSA

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