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2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yes, I don't believe Mike Hawk

His cousin, Mike Hunt, is totally legit and trustworthy. People will do anything for a piece of Mike Hunt. 

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

She can always block annoying OSU fans tweeting at her if she wants to, Jason. Don't worry about it.

I know patience isn’t exactly a virtue but if I can exercise some, y’all sure as fuck can. I sympathize bc I am in the same boat with y’all. A decade plus of shit. We aren’t used to Belmont not leaking like a broken faucet. And we aren’t used to excellence. It’s understandable. But I tend to believe CDC is making the right moves. I do. There are some that have always been in “the know” up until now and they are pissed. That’s where some of the local negative press is coming from. Access denied and all that. How dare a proven 3x MNC come in here and tell us how to run UT! Fuck em. It’s gonna happen whether they like it or not. That’s how I feel until I am told differently. Or different. Whisky/whiskey.

1 minute ago, pops said:

Holy christ. I thought this jumped the shark a while ago. Apparently we are just getting started. Kelley would be too old to even play at byu

He tried to walk on at UT this season and I believe will play for UTSA

 

2 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

You are right. Mea culpa

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Neg reversed

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Outta rep. But a great 2A activity!

Safe should give me a good distraction.

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Here comes the firearm tangent


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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I know patience isn’t exactly a virtue but if I can exercise some, y’all sure as fuck can. I sympathize bc I am in the same boat with y’all. A decade plus of shit. We aren’t used to Belmont not leaking like a broken faucet. And we aren’t used to excellence. It’s understandable. But I tend to believe CDC is making the right moves. I do. There are some that have always been in “the know” up until now and they are pissed. That’s where some of the local negative press is coming from. Access denied and all that. How dare a proven 3x MNC come in here and tell us how to run UT! Fuck em. It’s gonna happen whether they like it or not. That’s how I feel until I am told differently. Or different. Whisky/whiskey.

Outta rep, but I'll drink to that!

1 minute ago, Hollywood said:

Here comes the firearm tangent


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im ready to see some cool shit, no offense to the glocks and pistols that have been posted so far...but let's see the most interesting things you have in your collection!

8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

I’ll tell you how she deals with it. Shitloads of money. That’s how. 

2 minutes ago, Hollywood said:

Here comes the firearm tangent


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Already had that last night.....along with clean vs cluttered workstations.

2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Safe should give me a good distraction.

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Weird, I've never seen a horizontal gun safe.  How do you like it?

2 minutes ago, Hollywood said:

Here comes the firearm tangent


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IF it gets us off burgers, mayo, trucks, and McRibs.....I’m in.

Just now, runthebone said:

Weird, I've never seen a horizontal gun safe.  How do you like it?

It makes it blend in real well with my vertical TV

Mike Hawk also tweeted Urban was given a dinner at J2 in jester dormitory

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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Weird, I've never seen a horizontal gun safe.  How do you like it?

Oh, I thought he was lookin' down at one of those new-fangled coffin-safes!

Just now, immamac said:

is the site real slow or what?

It’s like a sloth walking with cement shoes on a pool of molasses

Mike Hawk also tweeted Urban was given a dinner at J2 in jester dormitory

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that dude don't know shit
Just now, immamac said:

is the site real slow or what?

I don't know I'm too busy trying to get my screen the right direction.

is the site real slow or what?

Yes, slow like a decision on whether or not to CUM


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7 minutes ago, Hollywood said:

Here comes the firearm tangent


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Goddamit. If one of you shoots yourself in the dick, just know it's going in Part II.

While Urbs was hanging out in HSB, he found out that Llano is playing Lago Vista in Leander and just wanted to be sure Greg could get him some tickets cheap.  

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Yeah very very slow. 

s86 is at least 1 culprit. I got off it and much faster now.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

is the site real slow or what?

Yes, you better not be running s86 again you bastard.

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Goddamit. If one of you shoots yourself in the dick, just know it's going in Part II.

Texas football has been dick shooting for years now

5 minutes ago, fatheryeet said:

Mike Hawk also tweeted Urban was given a dinner at J2 in jester dormitory

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Yikes! Hopefully the food has improved since 1971. 

15 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know patience isn’t exactly a virtue but if I can exercise some, y’all sure as fuck can. I sympathize bc I am in the same boat with y’all. A decade plus of shit. We aren’t used to Belmont not leaking like a broken faucet. And we aren’t used to excellence. It’s understandable. But I tend to believe CDC is making the right moves. I do. There are some that have always been in “the know” up until now and they are pissed. That’s where some of the local negative press is coming from. Access denied and all that. How dare a proven 3x MNC come in here and tell us how to run UT! Fuck em. It’s gonna happen whether they like it or not. That’s how I feel until I am told differently. Or different. Whisky/whiskey.

And then we got 25 years of the Cowboys too Nicole.

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Shelley Meyer seems like an attention whore. Wouldn't take anything she tweets seriously or look too far into it.

3 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Yikes! Hopefully the food has improved since 1971. 

2nd floor always had better food and more room to stretch out and read (no web nor laptops then, only uber-rich had the huge-ass cellphones then), I found.

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5 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Goddamit. If one of you shoots yourself in the dick, just know it's going in Part II.

Don't worry, their aim doesn't have millimeter accuracy

one of the servers died lol I'm gonna get another server and throw it in the mix. 
Someone call Gilfoyle.

Gone most of the day and come back to Debbie Downers upset about an old tOSU lineman's meme. Shit, where is the optimist in you all? Crying Michael Jordan on Bevo just means the Longhorn Faithful will be crying tears of joy at Urban being the new coach.

CHIEF 

29 minutes ago, BERT said:

Need the tylenol now? 

This thread moves fast. Gotta be quick. 

Shelley Meyer seems like an attention whore. Wouldn't take anything she tweets seriously or look too far into it.

And loves a good facial at the wood house


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19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I know patience isn’t exactly a virtue but if I can exercise some, y’all sure as fuck can. I sympathize bc I am in the same boat with y’all. A decade plus of shit. We aren’t used to Belmont not leaking like a broken faucet. And we aren’t used to excellence. It’s understandable. But I tend to believe CDC is making the right moves. I do. There are some that have always been in “the know” up until now and they are pissed. That’s where some of the local negative press is coming from. Access denied and all that. How dare a proven 3x MNC come in here and tell us how to run UT! Fuck em. It’s gonna happen whether they like it or not. That’s how I feel until I am told differently. Or different. Whisky/whiskey.

You logic, patience and reasonableness are so out of place here.  Wtf are you doing???

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