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8 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
13 minutes ago, jw4381 said:
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Wtf is this? Are you from 2005?

Vince Young to be inducted into Rose Bowl Hall of Fame - University of  Texas Athletics

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From the Buckeye Scoop Forum:
From what they're saying, seems like the "final answer" is Kirk's final view on the situation, not necessarily Urban's answer. I'm gonna reply to him to make sure I'm interpreting it correctly but that's what it seems like.
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Should have names their forum Buck Buddies


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11 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I’m traveling so I stepped away. What’s causing the melt. I feel just as good now as I did last night. 

A drunk ex OSU lineman felon posting a Bevo Jordan crying meme. Seriously. 

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1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Vince Young to be inducted into Rose Bowl Hall of Fame - University of  Texas Athletics

That was 2006. Keep up.

16 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

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Think I had the same monitor when 4th and 5 happened

16 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

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I can tell you one thing for certain, this guy is not a private jet interior expert. No hedging required 

I choose to believe (as of 3 minutes ago) that the OSU people that urban is close to might be shut out the most to avoid leaks. 

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11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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All right. That’s enough. 
 

If Urban Meyer is announced as our coach, I will eat a McRib. That’s how fucking happy I will be. 

Just now, PatSolitanojr said:

This has to be a good omen 

Not for his toilet.

lulz.  what a bunch of sad stupid fucks all of you are.  dumbass beta cuck pussies.  fuck all of you and don’t ever forget who has the real inside info.  
 

futureman, out. 

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8 hours ago, BayouBill said:

Hearne, TX is the worst city in the state. I get depressed every time I go through it.

How would Crystal City work in the rankings these days?  Haven't been in or through there in forever, but it used to be gawd awful.

I wasn’t on this board at the time but on other boards I tried to tell everyone that there’s a 0% chance Tom Herman was going to LSU. The deal was done, had been in the works for months.

This isn’t that type of slam dunk but everything has been very positive and most importantly we didn’t fuck anything up. It’s been the opposite. There’s no way that thread gets that text last night unless something really good happened. It wasn’t a done deal but it had to have been good enough that the thing didn’t all of a sudden flip in less than 24 hours. 

Imma making homemade McRibs and McDonald's fries remains one of my favorite threads here. 

Just now, PatSolitanojr said:

This has to be a good omen 

We have Jesus on our side. Nothing but up from here!

Had a mcrib
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Holy shit it's Gilfoyle!
13 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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You look like the second coming of Jesus that no one really believed so he just became a substitute science teacher and part time froyo server

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:



All right. That’s enough. 
 

If Urban Meyer is announced as our coach, I will eat a McRib. That’s how fucking happy I will be. 

I was going to suggest it.  If we were true assholes we'd make you add mayo.

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I assume CDC already has decided who will be interim head coach. Does it matter whether the interim coach will be retained? Will Urban have most of his team in place or is his first week going to be used to assemble the team?

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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you look like the city of austin

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:



All right. That’s enough. 
 

If Urban Meyer is announced as our coach, I will eat a McRib. That’s how fucking happy I will be. 

Ok, so a voluminous cavernous fisting by @futureman and @Newy25 Dry heaving down a McRib. This place is about to become a jackass movie.

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I choose to believe that a verbal agreement between CDC and Meyer exists and all that's left is to figure out the contract and deal with our current coach problem

 Lose to K-State  and the dismissal of Tom Herman occurs Saturday evening or Sunday morning.   

Or if we win, we wait the following week and still dismiss him even if we beat KU.  Just using the generic dismissal reason of choosing to go a different path with the program.

I just gotta say that if all of the HSB smoke is a cover, I still feel damn good about the new coach search because whomever scheduled all those flights is a goddamn maniacal genius who has my full support and respect. At Surly, game recognize game.

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz.  what a bunch of sad stupid fucks all of you are.  dumbass beta cuck pussies.  fuck all of you and don’t ever forget who has the real inside info.  
 

futureman, out. 

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2 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I was going to suggest it.  If we were true assholes we'd make you add mayo.

Facts.

4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I choose to believe that a verbal agreement between CDC and Meyer exists and all that's left is to figure out the contract and deal with our current coach problem

This is where I am. CDC and Meyer have an understanding on the basic outline of the deal and that all the final details can be worked out. If a decision was reached a little earlier in the week they would have fired Tommy, named Ash the interim coach for Saturday and announced Meyer but it didn't happen. Negotiations dragged a bit so this close to the game all parties will relax, iron out the last couple details, and wait until after the game to drop the hammer. 

Fuck it, I'm ready to get hurt again.

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Since everyone is posting their workstation:

 

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2 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I wasn’t on this board at the time but on other boards I tried to tell everyone that there’s a 0% chance Tom Herman was going to LSU. The deal was done, had been in the works for months.

This isn’t that type of slam dunk but everything has been very positive and most importantly we didn’t fuck anything up. It’s been the opposite. There’s no way that thread gets that text last night unless something really good happened. It wasn’t a done deal but it had to have been good enough that the thing didn’t all of a sudden flip in less than 24 hours. 

Yeah but @BuckNutCumDumpster420 just posted that there's no way Urban ever returns to coaching and that he's just playing us.

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 Lose to K-State  and the dismissal of Tom Herman occurs Saturday evening or Sunday morning.   

Or if we win, we wait the following week and still dismiss him even if we beat KU.  Just using the generic dismissal reason of choosing to go a different path with the program.

He needs to recruit.

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz.  what a bunch of sad stupid fucks all of you are.  dumbass beta cuck pussies.  fuck all of you and don’t ever forget who has the real inside info.  
 

futureman, out. 

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3 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

Finally, that had an original departure time I think of 5:30 PM EST. It kept getting pushed back.

Original was 7 from a screenshot I took around 230. 
 

it left about 15-20 min early. 

8 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Bronte, Eden and Robert Lee don't have much to offer other than a Town and Country with gut grenades and a filthy bathroom.

No shit. I built and owned the Slumber Inn in Eden and have never been so glad to be done with a place in my life.  As a point of reference, the people there are even far shittier than the town.

11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I choose to believe that a verbal agreement between CDC and Meyer exists and all that's left is to figure out the contract and deal with our current coach problem

For the sake of my stuff remaining unbroken, I hope you're right.

Hey guys, just signed up.  Someone told me this was the place to go for McRibs fans.  Anything exciting happening lately? 

lulz.  what a bunch of sad stupid fucks all of you are.  dumbass beta cuck pussies.  fuck all of you and don’t ever forget who has the real inside info.  
 
futureman, out. 
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18 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I’m traveling so I stepped away. What’s causing the melt. I feel just as good now as I did last night. 

Some OSU guy posted a crying face meme with "final answer" (very vague) and a random person on IT said that guy worked for Urban at OSU and is friends with the Meyers

On further research, the guy was a GA under Urban, has a mugshot on his wikipedia, and runs some hack OSU site with very few followers. So likely taking his shot at signing up a bunch of new subscribers 

2 minutes ago, Mole said:

Since everyone is posting their workstation:

 

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Am I the only one who actually played video games on this and remembers the world before video games?

Rows and rows of pinball machines, which I enjoyed the Hell out of, and still do!

Also, C64 syntax checks out!

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Aaron Franklin made Urban wait in line. Deal is off. Tom coming back in 2021. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

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You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.   You said “out.”   Now get there.  

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

TFB continues to offer up the stupidest goddamn bullshit.  We still have Tom Herman employed, everyone who matters has been silenced, and the only people who even know that a search is going on are those on message boards.  How the fuck else are we supposed to handle the pursuit?  And whatever will we do if Matt Campbell realizes he was a second choice to URBAN MEYER???

Also, how many coaches have turned down great jobs because they weren't the first choice? Any examples? 

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. Y'all are the best, man. The best.

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