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25 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

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Do yourself a favor and walk the neighborhood next time there's a bulk collection day so you can find a monitor that's about ten years newer than this one. 

 

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Am I the only one who actually played video games on this and remembers the world before video games?

Rows and rows of pinball machines, which I enjoyed the Hell out of, and still do!

Also, C64 syntax checks out!

Available on iOS if you want to work on your BASIC chops.

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3 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

Hey guys, just signed up.  Someone told me this was the place to go for McRibs fans.  Anything exciting happening lately? 

Maybe @immacharlesmanson can repost his summary from a few pages back.

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6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I assume CDC already has decided who will be interim head coach. Does it matter whether the interim coach will be retained? Will Urban have most of his team in place or is his first week going to be used to assemble the team?

Urban likely told CDC who he should place as interim. 

Just now, jw4381 said:

I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. Y'all are the best, man. The best.

I know, right?  the highest concentration of fucking dipshits on the whole web.  right here!  it’s hilarious. 

1 minute ago, Mole said:

Available on iOS if you want to work on tour BASIC chops.

DROID

8 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Oklahoma has some nice places.  The area around Broken Bow lake is pretty.

Damn Johnny Sack is a Barry Switzer sock.

4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Found Randolph Dukes twitter

What about saving a bunch of money on their car insurance?

2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

My buddy in Columbus said UM is tight with Thamel and to see what he writes.  He also confirmed 7/$84M and all the other stuff reported. He thinks it's going to happen.  

I've had no success talking my kid into asking a friend, with a last name starting with the letter C, to ask their dad, who golfs with Urban regularly and built the development Urban's restaurant is in, what's up with the rumors.

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Original was 7 from a screenshot I took around 230. 
 

it left about 15-20 min early. 

Boarding process is so fast on these. 

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

What about saving a bunch of money on their car insurance?

What a nerd that guy is. 

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Also, how many coaches have turned down great jobs because they weren't the first choice? Any examples? 

Yeah... this ain’t the prom.  

Haven’t read the thread today. Are we happy or sad right now and why?

1 minute ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I've had no success talking my kid into asking a friend, with the last name starting with C, to ask their dad, who golfs with Urban and built the development Urban's restaurant is in, what's up with the rumors.

Now that’s access to the source.

 

2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

PETE Thamel is an idiot but he is a mouthpiece with reach

Mouthpiece with reach is a good quality to see...in a girlfriend.  

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Still on Step 7 (Does not mean there is a contract).  We have to wait until Step 8 before we get the contract signed and New coach announced.  Some of you guys thought we went back to Step 2?

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yeah... this ain’t the prom.  

If you've never been turned down, you're a 15 or ain't trying.

1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

What a nerd that guy is. 

There has been some outstanding virtue signaling throughout 2020, but that guy is an MVP candidate.  

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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You choose.  

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Haven’t read the thread today. Are we happy or sad right now and why?
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1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

TFB continues to offer up the stupidest goddamn bullshit.  We still have Tom Herman employed, everyone who matters has been silenced, and the only people who even know that a search is going on are those on message boards.  How the fuck else are we supposed to handle the pursuit?  And whatever will we do if Matt Campbell realizes he was a second choice to URBAN MEYER???

Well connected agents and coaches will probably know BUT I agree that this a stupid take by them and no coach is going to turn it down because they're #2 to Urban Meyer. #2, 3, 4 options get hired places all the time.

13.6k posts in. It’s happening. Unless it isn’t.

46 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

One day I'll tell my grandkids that I was there for the great "Urban Meyer or bust" thread.

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I told my kids I was there for the USC cheerleader thread. Many of the memes were gone.

15 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I just gotta say that if all of the HSB smoke is a cover, I still feel damn good about the new coach search because whomever scheduled all those flights is a goddamn maniacal genius who has my full support and respect. At Surly, game recognize game.

Could it just be a bored rich dude?  or is there a famous athlete that is from Ohio, but lives in Texas

3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I've had no success talking my kid into asking a friend, with a last name starting with the letter C, to ask their dad, who golfs with Urban regularly and built the development Urban's restaurant is in, what's up with the rumors.

Pretty sure you’re supposed to make up some vague shit anyhow and leverage your uncooperative contact knowledge into making you an insider, right?

3 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Haven’t read the thread today. Are we happy or sad right now and why?

Happy. The airline industry has single-handedly rebounded today.

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cliffs of the last 5 pages?

Imamac turn water into mcribs and the property brothers are inbound. 

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

Alright boys I'm ready

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I need to finish pimpin' my G.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Could it just be a bored rich dude?  or is there a famous athlete that is from Ohio, but lives in Texas

They'd be crowing about it everywhere by now if that were the case IMO.

10 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

I assume we will have @Newy25 sobbing in the corner choking down a McRib while he watches @futureman fist his ass?  Put it on onlyfans. 


Assuming it’s Sunday, I will probably go trail running for about four hours first so I don’t feel as guilty eating it but if the reason I’m eating Type 2 diabetes on a bun is we have Urban F. Meyer as our coach, I will be perfectly fine. 

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Alcohol it is...I’m going to get blackout drunk and take a personal day tomorrow so I can drink all day while hitting F5

I think you're the last holdout.

Why were we so fast to discount the Matt rhule possibiltiy 

23 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I choose to believe that a verbal agreement between CDC and Meyer exists and all that's left is to figure out the contract and deal with our current coach problem

I'm close to that. I think they have a handshake and it's being drafted. I believe Herman was told if he lost another game after OU he was gone. CDC met with Herman and confirmed he was gone after the ISU game. The employment agreement has been drafter and likely already approved by Urban.  They have an understanding of when it will be executed and when TH will publicly and officially be terminated. That date sounds like after the KSU game.  I'm convinced we have Urban, but I'm an eternal optimist when it come to UT

1 minute ago, pops said:

Imamac turn water into mcribs and the property brothers are inbound. 

....and the Multitudes were fed.... with mystery by-products!

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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@immamac Definitely does not Hudson Card sized hands... 😋

11 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Some OSU guy posted a crying face meme with "final answer" (very vague) and a random person on IT said that guy worked for Urban at OSU and is friends with the Meyers

On further research, the guy was a GA under Urban, has a mugshot on his wikipedia, and runs some hack OSU site with very few followers. So likely taking his shot at signing up a bunch of new subscribers 

This is how you intel, folks.  This is where I want my tree-fiddy this month.  

6 hours ago, Orange&White said:

A drunk knows when the liquor store closes. An alcoholic knows when the liquor store opens.

Say a prayer or two.                                                 If they only knew

Texans7:

Sorry guys. Long day.

Like I said 2 days ago. Family and wife were a issue. Like I said a day ago they are on board.

News cycle is 24hr or later behind on what’s real

5 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Alright boys I'm ready

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Waiting for some whisky snob to compare that makers to that dude computer monitor

Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why were we so fast to discount the Matt rhule possibiltiy 

???

If something definitive happens we will know. I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say a lot of these donors view this as the most important activity they will ever partake in on behalf of the program, and a lot of these guys were out due to the eyes debacle and came rushing back in because Meyer convinced them it was worth it. 
 
Fuck his friends, family, dog walker whatever. We gave him an offer he couldn’t turn down and whatever happened last night was VERY positive. I’m still all in.  

This is what keeps me off the ledge.
Just now, horn_of_the_morning said:

Texans7:

Sorry guys. Long day.

Like I said 2 days ago. Family and wife were a issue. Like I said a day ago they are on board.

News cycle is 24hr or later behind on what’s real

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2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why were we so fast to discount the Matt rhule possibiltiy 

CDC found out he was in a steamy affair with The Property Brothers

16 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cliffs of the last 5 273 pages?

fixed for me

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