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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

fixed for me

If only Doc had sprung for 100 year Almanac...

 

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Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 
Coaching what?
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

fixed for me

same situation as we were in when this thread started. 

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

Coaching what?

cheesecake factory reviewers

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Why were we so fast to discount the Matt rhule possibiltiy 

$50 million buyout.

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

Coaching what?

he does know that a the job entails actually showing up?

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I believe Herman was told if he lost another game after OU he was gone. CDC met with Herman and confirmed he was gone after the ISU game.

But then why not just fire Herman now? If Herman was gone if he lost another game no matter whether we had Urban Meyer on board, why not fire Herman already?

2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

Coaching what?

Personal finance.

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Just now, satyanash said:

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

Hot take: This thread wouldn't exist if he caught the ball vs LSU and didn't fumble vs TCU

Urban said no, we are moving on to Dennis Franchione according to my sources.  Announcing Sunday

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

Coaching what?

The lovely ladies at the local skrip club.

3 minutes ago, cdain3 said:
7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:
Rumors on another board is Vince Young is interested in coaching 

Coaching what?

defensive driving maybe?

18 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

He needs to recruit.

Recruiting won't skip a beat.  In fact it would get better the minute the rumor he is going to be hired becomes true.

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

he's going to drop a few more touchdown passes and fumble at 1 for another team?

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41 minutes ago, immamac said:

Had a mcrib

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I just found immamac's yearbook photo

 

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22 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cliffs of the last 5 pages?

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We are supposed to believe tOSU insiders and non-insiders know UMs answer when they just found out yesterday UM and Texas is real? And we’ve known for a while???


Also can anybody dig up old articles or tweets when UM was rumored to tOSU. Did he say no to and ended up there? Or was it always he was headed there for sure.

I’m about to walk into jiu jitsu. My plan is when I get a submission, before I sink it in, I am going aggressively ask my sparring partner what the heard from Joe Rogan. “Tell me what he said motherfucker! Did Urban smoke out with Rogan?! Answer me!”

I’ll let y’all know what I find out.

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

fixed for me

Herman stinking

Urby thinking

Shelley winking

CDC slinking

Surly drinking

Arplanes blinking

McRibs stinking 

Productivity sinking

 

 

 

 

 

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

But then why not just fire Herman now? If Herman was gone if he lost another game no matter whether we had Urban Meyer on board, why not fire Herman already?

Because I think we care about the perception of how we treat coaches. Fires during the season are a sign of disrespect for the coach and I don't think we want to go there.  That's why I can't see us playing Kansas

1 minute ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Recruiting won't skip a beat.  In fact it would get better the minute the rumor he is going to be hired becomes true.

I agree.  Which is why this needs to happen sooner rather than later.   Early signing day is approaching.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-Keaontay-Ingram-running-back-opting-out-156023832/

The source said Ingram is concerned his running backs coach Stan Drayton will lose his job if Herman is let go.

Of all the offensive coaches on the staff, I'd think Drayton is most likely to be retained, given he worked for Meyer at Florida and tOSU

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Just now, phdhorn said:

Herman stinking

Urby thinking

Shelley winking

CDC slinking

Surly drinking

Arplanes blinking

McRibs stinking 

Productivity sinking

 

 

 

 

 

futurefuck sphincting.

Hey couch burners, we're not just A shit show. We are THE shit show of college message boards.

Ingram gone per nahlin. Either enter draft or portal.

1 minute ago, phdhorn said:

Herman stinking

Urby thinking

Shelley winking

CDC slinking

Surly drinking

Airplanes blinking

McRibs stinking 

Productivity sinking

Posters kinking

 

 

 

 

FIFY

Something needs the happen soon because my wife is becoming entirely too damn comfortable with me not talking to her.

6 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Urban said no, we are moving on to Dennis Franchione according to my sources.  Announcing Sunday

Fran lived next to my Grandmother in HSB for a while so this hits REALLY close to home.

All this stuff here and in the end your coach is going to be the iowa state guy 😂

1 minute ago, Eastwood said:

Hey couch burners, we're not just A shit show. We are THE shit show of college message boards.

Finally learning what Alabama and the Meltdown has known for years.

2 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Article/Texas-Longhorns-football-Keaontay-Ingram-running-back-opting-out-156023832/

The source said Ingram is concerned his running backs coach Stan Drayton will lose his job if Herman is let go.

Of all the offensive coaches on the staff, I'd think Drayton is most likely to be retained, given he worked for Meyer at Florida and tOSU

That's because it's a fake reason and he doesn't want to sit behind Bijan and RoJo all of his senior year

27 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Damn Johnny Sack is a Barry Switzer sock.

Nah.  My wife is from Northeast Texas.  We went up there in early October and was surprised that area was nice. 

Not our leading fumbler 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What a bunch of gutless, spineless, half-witted, handwringing, lily-livered, mouthbreathers who all squat to pee the posters on this thread are. Good lord. A fat fuck OSU troll posts a meme taunting us and you all immediately throw down your keyboards and waddle off to sob in dark corners? Holy fuck. Hallelujah. Merry Christmas. 

Ok is it just me, or did anyone else read this in the voice of the bastard child of Yosemite Sam and Carrie Fisher?

1 minute ago, Wanker Bob said:

All this stuff here and in the end your coach is going to be the iowa state guy 😂

Hence nearly 300 pages of desperation to land our #1 choice 

 

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

Ingram gone per nahlin. Either enter draft or portal.

Does he have any draft stock?  His only chance for NFL would be as a UDFA right?  There's nothing on tape that he's done that even says NFL back.  Hell ability to fuck up big moments hes got that at least.

17 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Texans7:

Sorry guys. Long day.

Like I said 2 days ago. Family and wife were a issue. Like I said a day ago they are on board.

News cycle is 24hr or later behind on what’s real

Guy seems full of crap tbh. He's made some other shitty predictions that flopped.

Why were we so fast to discount the Matt rhule possibiltiy 

Because he’s being paid 9m over 7 years with the jags with a massive buy out


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Because he’s being paid 9m over 7 years with the jags with a massive buy out


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So close..

1 minute ago, CenTex Hill Billy said:


Because he’s being paid 9m over 7 years with the jags with a massive buy out


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