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1 minute ago, GTX Horn said:

Anyone know what Urban was making at Fox before all of this???

All the Papa Johns he can eat

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18 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Plain kettle chips - most brands - curled over instead of the flat ones.

Mrs Vickie's Salt and Vinegar

10 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

The mouse does not own fox broadcast. 

5 minutes ago, Octavian said:

Yeah, Disney owns Fox Studios, not Fox Broadcasting Company.

 

Thought it just excluded FNC.  Well, I'll be. 

 

But Mr. Burns ain't giving him a raise either.

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There is no chance Urban will get $8 to $10 million at Fox. It won't even be half that. I have a friend that's an agent who is in the know on this stuff. Kirk Herbstreit is in the $2 million range and that was pre-Covid. 
That Kirk guy is talking out of his ass. 

And Kirk calls games too.

Also, if he was given a big raise wit would have been leaked already.


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2 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Squid doubles down



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Its showing up better on my phone. After the plate is a bird feather not a box. After the guy is an accordion. 

I'm guessing "squid forecasts in three days buckNUTS eats crow. Hookem celebrates. 

 

 

9 hours ago, futureman said:

you’d think so, but usually I can just spit on my knuckles and slide right in.  

Him has widdle bitty hands...

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32 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Let’s do this

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Well, this is certainly on brand with your handle. I hope you live far from Houston, sir. 

4 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Yeah, I feel like Kirk is being intentionally evasive.

Why do you guys keep interacting with lying, fat piece of shit loser felon? He trolled you guys and has nothing of substance. Urban Meyer might not come to Texas, but 1) he’s not going to notify everyone through some rube ex-player that he rarely talks to and 2) it won’t be because he loves working for Fox and Fox is giving him so much money. Get the fuck out of here with that jort-wearing, mullet-coiffed stupidity. 

Also, these people who keep saying that Columbus is nice - what the fuck? I’ve been there about 10 times on business and it is a meh-town if there ever was one. If it wasn’t for low class, Ohio State people and fans wouldn’t have any class at all. 

There is no chance Urban will get $8 to $10 million at Fox. It won't even be half that. I have a friend that's an agent who is in the know on this stuff. Kirk Herbstreit is in the $2 million range and that was pre-Covid. 
That Kirk guy is talking out of his ass. 

And Kirk calls games too.

Also, if he was given a big raise wit would have been leaked already.


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2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

"Fox gave him a huge raise"

That's a laughable argument. Said raise is loose change compared to what a top 3 CFB coach is used to earning.

I think Al Michaels makes $5M a year. I cannot see Fox pushing Urban above that for College Football. Joe Buck makes $6M a year. Aikman makes 7.5M

No way does Fox go >3-4M/Year for Urbs for a studio show for College Football. I think Herbstreit is making like $2M/year.

Networks are dealing with falling ratings and cord cutters, This isn't the time to pony up tons of $ for a HC as an analyst when Fox will be able to find a bunch of mofos that are close to as good for a shit load cheaper.  

 

15 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Yeah this proves Kirk is full of shit Fox is not paying urban $8-10 million a year

If Urban wants big money, $12mil/yr for coaching will be more than his current FOX gig.

But if he's currently making maybe $1mil/yr at FOX for part-time work, and he gets a raise as a result of this TEXAS offer to maybe $3mil/yr, that would be a big raise. 

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33 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

All of these coaches and speakers who were held in such high esteem were the most embarrassing, stupid bunch of son of a bitches you could imagine. They were all totally wasted by 7:30-8:00pm. This thing ran until 11:00pm.  Falling down, puking, arguing and fighting.  It was beyond ridiculous.  Not to mention very disappointing.

After lurking for years I've signed up to say how un-disappointed I am by those sons of bitches. I mean you're a fucking football coach, get fucking down at the Hilton. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Do we have theories on why this one is going to Bergstrom instead of Horseshoe Bay? Did we ever get any confirmation that Urban and company were in HSB today? I know there was a dándome tweeter, but I know some cops in HSB and they claimed not to know about it. 

7 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Squid doubles down



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Added a 2 chicks at once

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Please don't add a cup

4 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Squid doubles down



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Thursday, Friday, SATURDAY. After the game, Urban goes out for dinner, signs the contract, celebrates at a private concert and parties with his daughters and family. Hook 'em

2 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Its showing up better on my phone. After the plate is a bird feather not a box. After the guy is an accordion. 

I'm guessing "squid forecasts in three days buckNUTS eats crow. Hookem celebrates. 

 

 

what is up with the David Bowie Aladdin Sane emoji?

I don't care what anybody says, the crying Jordan Bevo is fucking spectacular. Has that been around and I've just never seen it? 

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

That’s just a picture of me looking at my computer screen. 

Lays original. Sometimes you come back to the basics

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1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

what is up with the David Bowie Aladdin Sane emoji?

There is a microphone there so maybe either an announcement or press conference?

 

I think he’s right with the in 3 days bucknuts eat crow....

4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Mrs Vickie's Salt and Vinegar

These are good chips, yep. Way back I used to get a brand called Arts. Jalapeno for the win. Those were fire. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't care what anybody says, the crying Jordan Bevo is fucking spectacular. Has that been around and I've just never seen it? 

It really is, cant get angry at a masterpiece like that 🤣

2 minutes ago, emp6856 said:

Thursday, Friday, SATURDAY. After the game, Urban goes out for dinner, signs the contract, celebrates at a private concert and parties with his daughters and family. Hook 'em

Impeccable Squid Translation 

3 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Its showing up better on my phone. After the plate is a bird feather not a box. After the guy is an accordion. 

I'm guessing "squid forecasts in three days buckNUTS eats crow. Hookem celebrates. 

 

 

The bird feather means when CUM signs to be UT head corch.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

what is up with the David Bowie Aladdin Sane emoji?

Maybe it just means announcement. What with the mic and all 

3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

After lurking for years I've signed up to say how un-disappointed I am by those sons of bitches. I mean you're a fucking football coach, get fucking down at the Hilton. 

It was a run down shithole Sheraton on Austin Hwy.

 

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22 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Been dealing with a toddler the last few hours. Has @Mr Orange or @Caddox chimed in recently with their balls still on the table? 

Balls are still on the table.

Wasn't someone supposed to be stalking the airport?  Where is the report?

39 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Alright guys, what’s your favorite chip? Jalapeño kettle chips or GTFO.

Zapps Gator Taters (rip though?)

Best jalapeño chips are the ones from Schlotzsky's.

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't care what anybody says, the crying Jordan Bevo is fucking spectacular. Has that been around and I've just never seen it? 

Definitely been around. It was probably a bigger meme a couple of years ago.

I mean, do you think that barely literate alcoholic could do a PS job like that?

2 minutes ago, Mr Orange said:

Balls are still on the table.

Outstanding. 

It really is, cant get angry at a masterpiece like that [emoji1787]

I’ve seen it before. That bum doesn’t possess the skills to be that brilliant.

Damn this thread is moving too damn fast. Can we raise the rep limits for a couple days @immamac? A lot of these posts deserve some rep.

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

The bird feather means when CUM signs to be UT head corch.

Aah yes.  Okay.

Crystal ball -- he's telling the future

Three sunrises -- Thursday, Friday, Saturday

Buckeye -- he goes to the game

Silverware -- dinner

Feather and hookem -- signs with the good guys at dinner

Next one -- I don't know

Next 6 - party time

7 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Do we have theories on why this one is going to Bergstrom instead of Horseshoe Bay? Did we ever get any confirmation that Urban and company were in HSB today? I know there was a dándome tweeter, but I know some cops in HSB and they claimed not to know about it. 

Bird lands in 10.

21 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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For the guy asking the question - I'm sure the "yep" clarified everything.

Pretty obvious he's saying intentionally vague shit to not get called out if he's wrong.

That flight lands in 10 minutes. If it’s anyone important I’ll let y’all know. 

so we went to dinner at the grove she had the bolognese, I had the pan seared chicken with a caesar salad, and the bottle of wine was an old go to, top notch legit.  food was really well prepared and super tasty.  worried I missed something, but the smiles, laughs and good times seemed worth it.  come home to check in and find the only thing that happened was a Squid/Kirk-the-PoPo-Evader Twitter standoff.  Did I get that right?

If so, I win.

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1 hour ago, derpyhorndog said:

Um, guys, I know most of y'all seem to be losing interest in the FlightAware game (except me), but I might have something in light of today's multiple confirmations (by Chip Brown and others) that Urban was in Las Vegas today and (by closetojumping / Eric Nahlin) that Phil Knight is pushing Urban to UT.

Posted about this one earlier today before some flight plan updates, but this is the plane in question. To name a few, this week it has had stops in Columbus, Houston and Dallas. Today, it flew from Houston to Las Vegas. They're clearly trying to scramble the upcoming flight plan with some fakes, but it's clear the only viable next leg is Las Vegas to Palm Springs, CA tomorrow.

The Palm Springs airport is 8 miles from the swanky Madison Club residential community in La Quinta. How is this relevant? It's home to Phil Knight

Tough crowd. As predicted, flight is now in route from Vegas to Palm Springs. 

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1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Damn this thread is moving too damn fast. Can we raise the rep limits for a couple days @immamac? A lot of these posts deserve some rep.

Subs get unlimited rep. (Protip)

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Lays original. Sometimes you come back to the basics

I think you meant lays bbq. The all American girl next door chip. A classic

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

These are good chips, yep. Way back I used to get a brand called Arts. Jalapeno for the win. Those were fire. 

If you go way back, Charles Chips... My Mom would by them at her "Beauty Parlor" every Friday -- Good Times!!  😁

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7 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I don't care what anybody says, the crying Jordan Bevo is fucking spectacular. Has that been around and I've just never seen it? 

Yeah, I've seen it before.  It's made more of an appearance in the last couple of Herman seasons.

Zapps Gator Taters (rip though?)
Best jalapeño chips are the ones from Schlotzsky's.

No way RIP... Cajun dill... sell them at specs and some times HEB


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As for the chips:

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(must have pepper, the others are turrible)

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Still the champ, basic but unsurpassed.  Much better than Ruffles.

 

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just the tip, or just the nip, which ever you prefer.

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