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2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Not disagreeing, but even $1 mil to 1.5 mil is technically a huge increase.  It's all about that base.

It's nice but also not real. I can't see a network justifying that at this point and this reported contract extension is conjecture. Cord-cutting, Fox Sports scrambling with austerity in a pandemic and searching for their content business outside sports post-split, etc. Nah

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this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.
I also long for the good old days of last Friday.
1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

then herman it is :(

Actually, I’m Tom Herman’s Drizly delivery man, and when I dropped off his latest pallet of G2 and Taaka, he told me he was quitting at the end of the season.

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

Really? Because none of us are. I keep forgetting we even have a game on Saturday.

2 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

You care more than any of us then.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:


LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

just because im not a nihilist doesnt make me a aggy


LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.
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Skipping the game to go car shopping myself. First game I recall missing in 20 or so years. Sorry not sorry.
4 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Meanwhile down in Edinburg. 
 

 

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So are you saying after he signs with us Urban Meyer needs to head to the Valley and recruit Emmanuel Duron?

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

im more worried about Kansas State

oh hi Tom

1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:


LMAO busted!!!
No true Longhorn fan gives a fuck about the game this weekend.

I’m actually hoping it gets canceled 

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

just because im not a nihilist doesnt make me a aggy

That must be exhausting

2 minutes ago, troph said:

this thread has gotten way popular.  I miss the good ole days when 10-12 of us just got to talk about burgers, mayo and Kendra Scott's fugly nose.

You should leave her nose out of this.   She’s getting drug through the mud pretty well without the nose being brought up.

28 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

If you go way back, Charles Chips... My Mom would by them at her "Beauty Parlor" every Friday -- Good Times!!  😁

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This was the go to when I lived in Lexington many years ago. Excellent!

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

10 minutes ago, Boogaloo said:

Coming from  Vegas by way of  Columbus with Urban, Phil Knight and Wayne Newton on it apparently

        DANKE SCHOEN.... 

 

Actually, I’m Tom Herman’s Drizly delivery man, and when I dropped off his latest pallet of G2 and Taaka, he told me he was quitting at the end of the season.


*Opting out

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

3 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

I dont think CDC reads these threads imho 

He doesn't but I guarantee you there are people in Belmont that do.

Just waiting for the HAHAHA! I WAS AN AGGIE ALL ALONG YOU FOOLS! FUCK THE T SIPS AND MAY THE THIRD REICH REIGN AGAIN!

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 

Yeah...this fucknut is a troll.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

He doesn't but I guarantee you there are people in Belmont that do.

theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world

30 minutes ago, Horndog said:

Anyone figure out the weird thing after the 3 skylines?  Here's the best I've got. 

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I’m pretty sure it’s a shell, which I assume represents Shelly. 

Just now, horngrad03 said:

Yeah...this fucknut is a troll.

yall are weird im going back to OB 

putting it all together:

Squid's crystal ball, in three days (Sunday) buckeyes will eat crow. Longhorns make the announcement and the Meyer's celebrate and say hookem, signed Squid

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Wow. Finally caught up to this goddamn thread...

Btw Keaontay Ingram's apparently gone 😥

Must you always be a wet blanket in every fucking thread?

9 minutes ago, RedAustin said:

then herman it is :(

Now we know for sure you’re full of shit. 

Just now, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Maybe you’ll have better luck there, you aggy degenerate troll. 

Just now, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Christ...even worse. 

1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

I can actually believe this part.

theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world
This has to be a troll. Secretarying is woman work.
Just because you want Herman gone doesnt mean we shouldnt care about losing. If we cant finish this season strong we'll never hear the end of it from aggy and okie 
Go fuck sheep
1 minute ago, RedAustin said:

yall are weird im going back to OB 

Ah, this was fat ketch trying to troll us. Only morons and regards pay that guy money

Just now, Chili dog said:

Maybe you’ll have better luck there, you aggy degenerate troll. 

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Can we please neg this guy to Bolivia?

Did my part.

4 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

yo, degenerates who haven't left this thread all day, can I get some input here bitches please?

4 minutes ago, troph said:

so seriously is this the current status:

former coach of Urban's who gets in trouble says he's not coming.

Squid says he's coming.

Flightaware has undeniable circumstantial evidence that appears positive.

any other tidbits?

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California:

 

Football scoop

I think “Urban Meyer’s Pint House,” a local restaurant & bar that Urban has an owning-interest in Columbus, closes if he becomes Texas HC.

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

putting it all together:

Squid's crystal ball, in three days (Sunday) buckeyes will eat crow. Longhorns make the announcement and the Meyer's celebrate and say hookem, signed Squid

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I’ve wondered if those city skylines aren’t supposed to be Urban (city, urban...). Then you have the shell (Shelly) eating dinner and signing the contract prior to going out on the town for music, drinks, dancing and celebration with their daughters. That’s just me. 

yikes -- triple post from website lag!

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9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CDC and Hartzell met with Urban in California:

 

Football scoop

In my experiencing working with high net worth , powerful guys, that meeting was as much Meyer interviewing them , as it was our reps “interviewing” him. 
 

At least CDC and Harztell can look him in the eye and say we didn’t hire the guy (Herman).   If I’m  Meyer, I’m asking why hasn’t it worked, 7 years , 2 coaches, what am I walking into , that you’re not telling me?

Meyer has to buy those two guys as much as anything. 

 

 

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Just now, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

the aggie troll?

Jesus, this thread has really dried up. Here's hoping things pick up tomorrow so I can finish my work week not doing much work.

Edited by Tom Chairman

Just now, smash said:

Guy who says he knows a UT athletic dept secretary says Urban is OUT

unless CDC can throw a hail mary from his own 40

Just because yall have blind faith that we're getting a guy that we have little to no chance of getting doesnt make me a troll it makes me the most sane person on this site


Oh, RedAustin, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.
1 minute ago, BradInATX said:
4 minutes ago, RedAustin said:
theyre not gonna know who he is because i said he was a secretary thats the most broad description in the world

This has to be a troll. Secretarying is woman work.

That’s right Cotton. 

double post from website lag

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