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At what point do people with influence Over Texas football get embarrassed

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On 10/29/2019 at 6:31 PM, SquishMitten said:

 


Until he doesn’t. Then he bails

 

this is one of the best things about urban, he ejects before the shit trail catches up with him. that's admirable. hire him

12 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Fucking do it CDC... it's right there in front of you.  Don't over think this....  I can't take this losing shit anymore.  It's been a fucking decade...

Meyer would clean up the state in recruiting plus bring in elite OOS players.

Yes please.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
On 10/26/2019 at 5:17 PM, Bevo VIII said:

Don’t care he wins.

Ok, Baylor.

hey mack brown likes him, so there's that

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  

and for the record i have no idea what a tick tok is

or tic tok

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3 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  

Or has the fucking balls to make a call that will fix the program

6 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  

I think it has more to do with being sick of being the laughing stock of college football. We do less with more talent and resources than any school in America, and that’s a borderline fact. Meyer has proven he can step into a program with elite resources and get the most out of them. 

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4 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  

Can’t decide whether to go with...

Okay Michelle

or

Okay boomer

I guess #whynotboth

This needs to be CDC's top priority, but the reality will be Tom comes back and dismisses a bunch of assistants and we kick the can down the road for 2 more years. new coach in 2022

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  

I assume anyone who knows what a tic tok video is is 12 years old.

Urban just threw his hat into the UT coaching ring, comparing Texas coaching to Michigan coaching saying with our top 5 recruiting classes we shouldn't be losing games like this. iowa st was the better team with lesser players.  

I assume anyone who's calling for Meyer or Saban is 12 years old and should probably get back to working on their next epic tic tok video.  
Lmao what? You wouldn't want Saban?

Urban would have us back in the playoff hunt in 2 years. But nah, let’s stay on our moral high horse and fuck up the next coaching hire with someone who isn’t ready for this kind of program 

Tom Herman has never defeated Oklahoma St and TCU in the same season. How can you expect to win the conference? Urban would turn this cesspool right the fuck around.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Urban would have us back in the playoff hunt in 2 years. But nah, let’s stay on our moral high horse and fuck up the next coaching hire with someone who isn’t ready for this kind of program 

This 

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Urban would have us back in the playoff hunt in 2 years. But nah, let’s stay on our moral high horse and fuck up the next coaching hire with someone who isn’t ready for this kind of program 

And then have us in NCAA sanctions after he leaves.

Just now, freyguy said:

And then have us in NCAA sanctions after he leaves.

Yeah, because that happened at Ohio state...

And even if it did, hypothetically (And I don’t think it would). I don’t care at this point. I’d rather win for 5-6 years and accept whatever happens after. It’s either make a hire like that or turn into Tennessee. 

1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:


What sanctions has Utah, Florida, or Ohio State had after he has left?

Bro, don't leave us all hanging.  

Cut my dick off, but nipples and my big toes and shove them up my ass and sign Urban.

And then have us in NCAA sanctions after he leaves.

Right because that set back tOSU and Florida after his departure
1 minute ago, Bevo VIII said:


What sanctions has Utah, Florida, or Ohio State had after he has left?

None, because it’s a weak “we’re Texas even though we aren’t really Texas anymore” type of answer. Give me another name that can turn this bitch around like Meyer and I’ll listen. But he can’t. Nobody can. 

Urban would recruit a fucking pass rusher

2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

None, because it’s a weak “we’re Texas even though we aren’t really Texas anymore” type of answer. Give me another name that can turn this bitch around like Meyer and I’ll listen. But he can’t. Nobody can. 

I would prefer to get back to the top without selling our collective souls.  And that is what hiring Urban Meyer is equivalent to.

I’m pissed.

 

but still, fuck that tool

Urban would kill it here. Do you want to win football games or do you want to wander in the wilderness for another decade slapdicking around with G5 coaches? That's where we're at right now. 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I would prefer to get back to the top without selling our collective souls.  And that is what hiring Urban Meyer is equivalent to.

So you trust this athletic department to find a competent HC that has the balls to deal with the expectations of a program like this? I’m ready to sell my fucking soul if it means not dealing with another 10 years of this bullshit. Because that’s exactly where we’re headed. Trust me, I was you like 5 or 6 years ago. I’m sick of being the single biggest laugh stock program in all of college football. OU looks at us and laughs, but they also look at us like “pull your fucking weight so our conference doesn’t look so shitty”

I'm pissed that that corrupt motherfucker is calling us out on national television.  But we fucking deserve it because of how everything went down with his and Herman's relationship with that lump dick assistant beating and cheating on his wife.

But goddamnnit we fucking suck right now.

There are two coaches for which I would fire anyone in the country if the chance exhibited to hire them and Urban Meyer is one of them.  And I really don’t have a problem with Herman, but the resumes of the two coaches I’m speaking of are that undeniable.    

11 minutes ago, freyguy said:

And then have us in NCAA sanctions after he leaves.

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Just now, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Why?


well mostly because he’s a slimy, weaseling, dishonest, corrupt fucktard who is pretty much the physical incarnation of satan. 
 

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well mostly because he’s a slimy, weaseling, dishonest, corrupt fucktard who is pretty much the physical incarnation of satan. 
 

So pretty much every great coach?
Just now, Doc Reeves said:


well mostly because he’s a slimy, weaseling, dishonest, corrupt fucktard who is pretty much the physical incarnation of satan. 
 

How so? He kept a piece of shit on his staff? We got a guy on staff that was up to his eyeballs in systemic rape coverup...

My family in Alabama jokes with me all the time. “Did we break Texas football. Y’all haven’t been the same since y’all started making those Colt McCoy excuses”

I’m so fucking sick of it, man. Do whatever it takes to get this thing turned around. 

Just now, Doc Reeves said:


well mostly because he’s a slimy, weaseling, dishonest, corrupt fucktard who is pretty much the physical incarnation of satan. 
 

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Hire Urban. Aren’t we tired of losing? Hire Urban and we will win the conference his first year. We have talent, coaching is letting them down

9 minutes ago, Slade said:

Urban would kill it here. Do you want to win football games or do you want to wander in the wilderness for another decade slapdicking around with G5 coaches? That's where we're at right now. 

Why is the "win football games" option thrown out there always some complete piece of fucking shit, subhuman being?

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4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


well mostly because he’s a slimy, weaseling, dishonest, corrupt fucktard who is pretty much the physical incarnation of satan. 
 

College football in general is slimy, dishonest, and corrupt. Do you want to win, or do you want to keep being a fucking joke?

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Why is the "win football games" option thrown out there always some complete piece of fucking shit, subhuman being?

Feels like this the choice. Best coaches in every sport do what it takes to win. At least he didn't diddle kids. Glass half full.

1 minute ago, youdunnf'dup said:

College football in general is slimy, dishonest, and corrupt. Do you want to win, or do you want to keep being a fucking joke?

And do you want to pretend our current head coach is some sort of paragon of virtue and integrity?

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