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23 hours ago, futureman said:

saying herman will be here for another 10 years isn’t as stupid as saying urban meyer is going to coach here in 2021. this is the most desperate, dumbest, saddest fucking thread in the history of shaggy/surly. 

Wasn't there some guy that had to teabag hot coffee last year for a bet here?  I'm still waiting to race @closetojumping........

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16 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Futureman is Chris Plonsky?  I did not see that coming/not coming.  

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

May you be raped by a fuck pride of lions.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

May you be raped by a fuck pride of lions.

that wasn’t part of the deal

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

nobody is getting fisted on camera.  I was merely saying that I would be willing to share my personal life with this site through a pay webcam feed if urban meyer became the coach here.  but that’s completely ridiculous and very simply isn’t happening so there will be no public fisting. 

Isn't all fisting, public fisting though?  You can always spot a fister, and you can always spot a fistee, even long after the act.  At least, that's how I was taught coming up on the streets. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

that wasn’t part of the deal

So I can get prepared...are you right or left handed?

Just now, freyguy said:

So I can get prepared...are you right or left handed?

well I’m right handed but have always gone lefty when torquing off on myself.  

So we may get a two-fister show?  Where do I send my $9.95?

11 minutes ago, freyguy said:

So we may get a two-fister show?  Where do I send my $9.95?

You are all stupid assholes, and urban Meyer is never coming here. Sincerely Tom herman sock account. 

1 hour ago, freyguy said:

So we may get a two-fister show?  Where do I send my $9.95?

The penultimate fister and... the other fister.

21 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Ultimately, nothing gets by. But penultimately?  He’s an infant. 

LOL! Not my best work but you sir are damn funny. If you can’t be regarded on surly then I’m not sure a safe place exists 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

If you can’t be regarded on surly then I’m not sure a safe place exists 

thank god for you

4 hours ago, JMFP said:

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is this where we get to hit Futureman in the head with a brick?

3 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

is this where we get to hit Futureman in the head with a brick?

lol not you.  you’re a huge fucking pussy.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

lol not you.  you’re a huge fucking pussy.

its moments like this when I regret not having you on ignore, son. 

2 things.

!. i wouldnt need a brick 

2. you are a fucking moron not to appreciate the comeback line from "Chasing Amy". you uncultured swine

Just now, NorLa Horns said:

its moments like this when I regret not having you on ignore, son. 

2 things.

!. i wouldnt need a brick 

2. you are a fucking moron not to appreciate the comeback line from "Chasing Amy". you uncultured swine

son?  you should call me daddy.  I’d obliterate you. 

Paging Papa John's

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I wonder if immamac would be willing to change futureman's username to Penultimate Fister

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I wonder if immamac would be willing to change futureman's username to Penultimate Fister

He's got to earn the title. The Penultimate Fister Champion! If he comes in second.

41 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

He's got to earn the title. The Penultimate Fister Champion! If he comes in second.

if urban becomes the coach I will be the ultimate fister. 

31 minutes ago, General Specific said:


Or should it be ultimate fistee?

Since he's doing it to himself either works I guess

actually let's just keep the fisting on this thread and keep the real discussion on the other one. 

 

The Urban Meyer or bust thread: for when you want Urban Meyer to Texas, or want to repeat 50 times a day that he's not coming to Texas, but REALLY you wanna talk fisting. 

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Nuke this thread please.

I know, right?  stupid stupid thread. 

6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

but REALLY you wanna talk fisting. 

PM sent 

Just dropped in to see what the "latest" is.

Wait.....looks like tits! OK, thanks!!

 

All my love,

Steel Shank

59 minutes ago, General Specific said:

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"TINKERBELLLLLLLS!"

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Tom would have lost...Urban is a winner

On 11/9/2020 at 5:41 PM, WinningIsHard said:

A fire Tom herman thread started in 2017 when he was hired. That thread doesn’t seem to have aged well bud. I’d say maybe wait till 2021 football season to toss out your super credible, super serious perspective. If surly doesn’t take futureman serious from here on out about urban Meyer then I’ll fist his ass on the same account just before he fists his own ass. Call it a warm up for the big show. 

"The Aristocrats!"

11 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I wonder if immamac would be willing to change futureman's username to Penultimate Fister

"Mike White is a better fister." - Futureman

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

7 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

BMF

33 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Tom would have lost...Urban is a winner

Tom’s immune system would have turtled, resulting in him barely clinging on to life.

19 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Tom’s immune system would have turtled, resulting in him barely clinging on to life.

Don’t forget the wild and inexplicable drug substitutions

On 11/4/2020 at 7:59 PM, TexasEx said:

Prayers for them and speedy recovery and all if they have it. May be better to get it now and recover before coming in December and TURNING THIS SHIT AROUND. 

Phase 1 complete. Initiate Phase 2. 

3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Urban's not just a winner, he's an immediate winner. In his four previous head coaching stints, his first year improved by FIVE wins from the previous coach's record, on average - BG went from 2-9 to 8-3, Utah from 5-6 to 10-2, Fla from 7-5 to 9-3, and tOSU from 6-6 to 12-0. 

So he's 39-8 in his first year at 4 programs ... basically a 10-2 average in those years.

That doesn't seem like it sucks.

Those same programs the previous years were a collective 20-26 ... roughly a 5-7 average.

22 minutes ago, wood said:

So he's 39-8 in his first year at 4 programs ... basically a 10-2 average in those years.

That doesn't seem like it sucks.

You don't have to convince us (save for futurefistman) that we want CUM. We do. 

4 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Tom would have lost...Urban is a winner

Tom would have insisted on staying in ICU an extra week despite multiple doctors telling him he's totally fine and can go home and then tell everyone how hard recovering from covid is and that you can't expect to recover from covid like he did.  

47 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

You don't have to convince us (save for futurefistman) that we want CUM. We do. 

No, I was just marveling at those incredible numbers. That's some amazing shit...

5 hours ago, TexasEx said:

You don't have to convince us (save for futurefistman) that we want CUM. We do. 

hey I want urban, too.  it would be incredible to have urban meyer on the 40, just amazing.  it’s naive to think he’ll be here though.  he won’t be in austin and you won’t get to see me fist myself on camera. as usual that act will stay behind closed doors. 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Tom would have insisted on staying in ICU an extra week despite multiple doctors telling him he's totally fine and can go home and then tell everyone how hard recovering from covid is and that you can't expect to recover from covid like he did.  

Good health is really really really hard.

On 11/9/2020 at 7:02 PM, futureman said:

urban

isn’t

coming

here.

get over it. 

This...you better hope Herman wins because he is not going anywhere any time soon.

Get over yourselves.

We are not going to win every game every season. No one does.

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17 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Just dropped in to see what the "latest" is.

Wait.....looks like tits! OK, thanks!!

 

All my love,

Steel Shank

Well, someone has to clean up this thread....

 

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