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17 minutes ago, maninblack said:

what he'd say

He literally said “If I’m the Texas coach at the end of the OU game, I go for two, because I’m not a pussy”. I mean, he didn’t say it in that many words, and he might not have been even talking about Texas, but that’s what he meant.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

he’s near the top of what’s available. 

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

Come on, man taking shots at the village idiot seems kind of messed up. Why don’t you go pick on someone who has a better chance of matching wits with you, like a 10 year old or NorLa Horn in the middle of a 4 day bender. 

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.
Crazy how quickly things change. Just a couple of weeks ago most on this board were pointing out that we had a chance at Franklin and fucked up by passing.

The team that is 0-4 is 100% his. Their results this year are completely on him and they're shockingly bad.

In just a few weeks, he's gone from likely getting a raise from Penn State to fend off other programs, to hoping he's not on the hot seat. I don't know if I've ever seen a faster fall from grace, Herman included.
21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Agreed, the best way to get momentum back on the program's side is to tell recruits we're hiring the guy who's 0-4 in the Big 10.

who’s available that’s better?  gotta be a short list.

Ok guys the latest update is that Urban is definitely coming to Texas.

My sources are Shelley Meyer‘s Twitter likes. 2 hours ago she liked this Tweet from a user named “TomIsTurrible” (can’t embed so here’s a pic). Tweet is talking about Urban getting hired to coach somewhere.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

who’s available that’s better?  gotta be a short list.

Tom Herman

who’s available that’s better?  gotta be a short list.
Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.
36 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Crazy how quickly things change. Just a couple of weeks ago most on this board were pointing out that we had a chance at Franklin and fucked up by passing.

The team that is 0-4 is 100% his. Their results this year are completely on him and they're shockingly bad.

In just a few weeks, he's gone from likely getting a raise from Penn State to fend off other programs, to hoping he's not on the hot seat. I don't know if I've ever seen a faster fall from grace, Herman included.

I'd like to say I always hated that fucking idea

42 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

no, this is wrong.  urban is not interested in coming to texas and is not a realistic option.  so who else?

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

no, this is wrong.  urban is not interested in coming to texas and is not a realistic option.  so who else?

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz. 

Uh oh guys...a new opponent has entered the ring....FUCKING LOL...CUM ain’t goin to no damn TCU. Credit @Longhornfrenzy

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1 minute ago, Jacob McCandles said:

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10 minutes ago, Jacob McCandles said:

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1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Urban Meyer

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

He’s catholic. 

37 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz. 

He can also read Urban's mind. Pretty amazing, right?

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Ok guys the latest update is that Urban is definitely coming to Texas.

My sources are Shelley Meyer‘s Twitter likes. 2 hours ago she liked this Tweet from a user named “TomIsTurrible” (can’t embed so here’s a pic). Tweet is talking about Urban getting hired to coach somewhere.

 

 

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This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

2 minutes ago, wood said:

This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

Let the house hunting begin.  

9 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

He’s catholic. 

Ergo, he doesn't believe in using Trojans.

7 minutes ago, wood said:

This is actually pretty interesting. The guy has 1 follower, and it's a cam girl or some shit. He seems to just mostly talk political bs, then he makes one offhand comment about Urbs, and wifey likes it.

This plus Shelley also liking an #UrbantoUT tweet. 

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8 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This plus Shelley also liking an #UrbantoUT tweet. 

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Well then ...

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9 minutes ago, wood said:

Well then ...

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God damnit. Stop taking my damn gif.

 

To__ Orlan_o defense not holding to win the game, preposterous! This should be some sort of added caveat to firing herman. His first round of hires were that bad. Lulz 

27 minutes ago, MrBig said:

This plus Shelley also liking an #UrbantoUT tweet. 

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Well that’s 3 (THREE) confirmed UM to Texas sightings just today.  This shit is done.  I’ll fist @futureman if it doesn’t happen

What about all the James Franklin lovers?

They can't watch, though, or they have to pay a hundred.

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37 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Well that’s 3 (THREE) confirmed UM to Texas sightings just today.  This shit is done.  I’ll fist @futureman if it doesn’t happen

so what you’re saying is I win both ways?

8 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

How’s Shelley’s cookie game?

Blue ribbon championship level.  

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

Lol you’re not the hero surly wanted, but you’re what surly deserves. No urban, but you think Franklin at 0-4 who just lost to Nebraska is a top tier candidate. In-fucking-credible man. You have to be related to chip brown lulz.

No he just really really wants to fist his own asshole on live stream but needs a failed bet to cover for the shame

57 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

What about all the James Franklin lovers?

I hope you're talking about fisting and not who should be our next coach.

5 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

I hope you're talking about fisting and not who should be our next coach.

Wouldn’t Franklin be a fisting to us all?

1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Well that’s 3 (THREE) confirmed UM to Texas sightings just today.  This shit is done.  I’ll fist @futureman if it doesn’t happen

We'll get Case to film it for evidence 

Right after highlights of Tech win, they discussed  Bedlam next week, and asked Urban who he expects will meet in B12 Championship Game...

Urban said rematch of Red River game

(Just setting Turtle-Tom up for the fall...)

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Right after highlights of Tech win, they discussed  Bedlam next week, and asked Urban who he expects will meet in B12 Championship Game...

Urban said rematch of Red River game

(Just setting Turtle-Tom up for the fall...)

Good news is he's getting fired for sure, but bad news is we're ou's bitch for the 6th time in 4 years. I hate myself for having that thought. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

so what you’re saying is I win both ways?

Depends.  Depends on the amount of lube I have

35 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he has small hands.

They’re average

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Good news is he's getting fired for sure, but bad news is we're ou's bitch for the 6th time in 4 years. I hate myself for having that thought. 

What is it with people constantly sliding an extra loss in there? Was there a B12 title game we made that I'm unaware of?

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What is it with people constantly sliding an extra loss in there? Was there a B12 title game we made that I'm unaware of?

Apparently I can't math 

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I'm an idoit

Let’s straighten the math out.

2017: 1 loss to OU

2018: 1 win / 1 loss

2019: 1 loss

2020: 1 loss

We’re sitting at 1-4 vs OU under TH (past 4 seasons).

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Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Let’s straighten the math out.

2017: 1 loss to OU

2018: 1 win / 1 loss

2019: 1 loss

2020: 1 loss

We’re sitting at 1-4 vs OU under TH.

Thanks for the correction. I really thought we were 1-5 after this last loss. Appreciate it. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Thanks for the correction. I really thought we were 1-5 after this last loss. Appreciate it. 

Feels like 1-25

4 hours ago, DaysOff said:

You and the rest of the anti-Semites here can fuck right off and get used to calling him coach.

 

3 hours ago, TexasEx said:

He’s catholic. 

 

Forget it, he's on a roll.

 

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35 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Depends.  Depends on the amount of lube I have

They’re average

Do you have any 16 oz boxing gloves?

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