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Well. No ones posted anything for over an hour. Going to bed.

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This thread is simply glorious! May it never die. 
 

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5 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

McPigeon, I learned recently.  I'm thinking the surplus bird goes into their McNuggets.  

Could be why you never see any baby pigeons. McRib are the veal of pigeon meat. 

7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Good lord no. Lynda Carter is goddess like. She’s one of those women that all women go (looking at Wonder Woman), “that’s a gorgeous woman.” I did alright in college but I was nowhere in her league. 

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Good Lord, Woman.  You must have been beating them back with a stick.  And I see you're into pearls. 

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I took a melatonin. Sleepy now. Furk I didn’t mean to quote myself and I can’t get rid of this shit. Facepalm.

I had a similar issue with the last iteration of the software. For some reason, two screenshots of my computer showed up below my message. Nothing bad but I always have a shitload of tabs open. It took me forever to figure out how to delete the screenshots.

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

When and where?

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4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I had a similar issue with the last iteration of the software. For some reason, two screenshots of my computer showed up below my message. Nothing bad but I always have a shitload of tabs open. It took me forever to figure out how to delete the screenshots.

close the tab?

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

i pretty much hit puberty at the cinema in 1982

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"Poor as a snake," as my dad would have said. He'd then have added, "She'd have to stand up twice to make a shadow." 

Time to wake up and burn off a mcrib, move your arse...

 

 

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

I was a big fan of The Heathers in the 80s.  No, not THAT The Heathers...

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Your hydration level is so poor, you can't even produce a decent sample?

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is it day, is it night? Who the fuck cares?

 

 

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Since there is not A&M logo on your glass, I will assume that is not piss.

3 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Your hydration level is so poor, you can't even produce a decent sample?

Maybe I’m a half empty kind of guy...

8 hours ago, cmontexas said:

80s 90s whatever 

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Butterface

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Unfair to night shift, IMO.

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Butterface

Still haven’t looked up from dem tittays.

 

 

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17 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

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37 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Butterface

Ass up, face down. 

22 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

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11 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

@immamac is watching!

 

 

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Well, he has to post on 666 to help us break the fucking curse on our football team. It is a "moral imperative."

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

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Well, he better move or he'll get shot in the eye. 

F'n night crew leaves a job unfinished.  For crossing the T and dotting the I, I submit: 

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To paraphrase a TV ad...  " a great way to start your day..." 

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Day Crew checking in.

Have we signed UM yet or are we getting more bitchassedness from the 9.95ers?

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To keep this football themed, Mrs. Chris Fowler...

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Can't we just stay a little bit longer...

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'm going to make 666 approval only. I need 666 to be legendary or the end of this thread. 

Bring your best boys and girls. 

Yeah, I’m ready to see Nicole’s boobs too.

44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

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Did anyone else scream?

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

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Wear her like a feedbag. 

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

To paraphrase a TV ad...  " a great way to start your day..." 

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No hand-jos from the weightlifter

16 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Yeah, that's not happening.

Christ it's gunna be near impossible to open this thread with anyone around today. 

14 minutes ago, Underdog said:

To keep this football themed, Mrs. Chris Fowler...

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She of Fitness Beach

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