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On a semi-serious note, when will Texas find out if it gets invited to a bowl game? 20th? 21st?

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13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s no way Meyer limited his freedom to contact his guys in exchange for 100k per year. That amount doesn’t mean anything to him.  
 

If tOSU offered him the job so that he wouldn’t poach any of their coaches like you say, they would’ve had to offer him way more than 100k per year. And Meyer has always known coaching again is a possibility. 

Curious where you get the 100k figure. What about a settlement of his coaching contract? That was probably a package deal. I don’t place a lot of value on any non-solicit but it could be a factor, especially with tOSU competing for a national championship. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like it. Plus Pantera released that album and then the Cowboys won 3 in the next 5 years. 

Our players listen to Beyonce and Cardi B

Reading this thread makes me think of this scene from Brockmire...mostly about my self for continuing to check this thread. Mostly.

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Right after Big 12 championship imo 

Yeah once all the title games are played next weekend we will secure our spot in the Cheez-It Bowl. I cannot wait to get my T-Shirt at the Co-op.

17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s no way Meyer limited his freedom to contact his guys in exchange for 100k per year. That amount doesn’t mean anything to him.  
 

If tOSU offered him the job so that he wouldn’t poach any of their coaches like you say, they would’ve had to offer him way more than 100k per year. And Meyer has always known coaching again is a possibility. 

While I agree, just because he can doesn’t mean he wants to right now. He clearly likes and respects OSU so could definitely see him waiting until their season plays out to start poaching those eggs.

(that said I’m in the hes not coming camp)

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I feel like they need to resurrect the Weedeater Bowl and we can all go to it.

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like it. Plus Pantera released that album and then the Cowboys won 3 in the next 5 years. 


Damn right. And it ain’t no secret that Texas teams across the state and sports franchises are all suffering right now. We need the flagship of the state to start righting the ship, and maybe the rest falls in line. 
 

Well, I guess we might have to get sneaky on Jerrah, but he just can’t keep his dick out of the company ink. Always been a problem, and will be until it’s his time. He's probably going to Dick Clark/George Burns us and stick around until he’s pushing triple digits. (He ain’t already? Damn.)

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah once all the title games are played next weekend we will secure our spot in the Cheez-It Bowl. I cannot wait to get my T-Shirt at the Co-op.

You know you're getting a statue. Don't lie. They'll be really popular with the ladies.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I like it. Plus Pantera released that album and then the Cowboys won 3 in the next 5 years. 

Their soup and sandwiches are pretty good too.

Just now, nunna yo bizness said:

Their soup and sandwiches are pretty good too.

Pantoni, Pantera, Panera... get 'em all on the 40.

23 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

That's just all old wive's tales. Trust me...

Exactly what El Chupacabra would say about itself.

2 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Their soup and sandwiches are pretty good too.

 

4 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Curious where you get the 100k figure. What about a settlement of his coaching contract? That was probably a package deal. I don’t place a lot of value on any non-solicit but it could be a factor, especially with tOSU competing for a national championship. 


Exactly. Professional courtesy to his current targets and the friends he has on staff that would remain there. In other words, keeping it classy and respectful. Nothing wrong with that at all. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Our players listen to Beyonce and Cardi B

 

Culture change. They'll embrace it. 

Day crew, night crew, mailroom, sanitation, management...all FIRED.

Urbs is still on tv and Tommy boy is still sitting pretty in Moncrief..or wherever.

GTFO do not pass go, do not collect $200

12 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Curious where you get the 100k figure. What about a settlement of his coaching contract? That was probably a package deal. I don’t place a lot of value on any non-solicit but it could be a factor, especially with tOSU competing for a national championship. 

This is what I was saying above. No one knows the true exit agreement between Urban and tOSU when he retired. That was a messy exit. He may have agreed not to poach coaches  before the end of the season for a certain period of time (2 years or whatever) in exchange for a lump sum, the ability to retire on his own terms and an easy $100k+ per year for an empty office job

Day crew, night crew, mailroom, sanitation, management...all FIRED.

Urbs is still on tv and Tommy boy is still sitting pretty in Moncrief..or wherever.

GTFO do not pass go, do not collect $200


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8 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

3,4

1,2

5,x

Your and My number one is apparently named Emily Elizabeth.

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25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pantoni, Pantera, Panera... get 'em all on the 40.

Leave the coach. Take the panini. 

4 minutes ago, jw4381 said:

You know you're getting a statue. Don't lie. They'll be really popular with the ladies.

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Just need to stick some Cheez-Its in there someplace.

21 minutes ago, ousux said:

Day crew, night crew, mailroom, sanitation, management...all FIRED.

Urbs is still on tv and Tommy boy is still sitting pretty in Moncrief..or wherever.

GTFO do not pass go, do not collect $200

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51 minutes ago, maninblack said:

So Meyer is bringing Hartline, Dennis and Marotti from OSU. I miss anyone?

Garret Wilson and Baron Browning.

21 minutes ago, ousux said:

Day crew, night crew, mailroom, sanitation, management...all FIRED.

Urbs is still on tv and Tommy boy is still sitting pretty in Moncrief..or wherever.

GTFO do not pass go, do not collect $200

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6 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Your and My number one is apparently named Emily Elizabeth.

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And #2 is apparently named Grace Boor.

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36 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I feel like they need to resurrect the Weedeater Bowl and we can all go to it.

Bluebonnet Bowl

Tangerine Bowl

 

11 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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Your and My number one is apparently named Emily Elizabeth.

 

^^^^ I like 69 😋

 

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9 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

And #2 is apparently named Grace Boor.

 

Your #2 is Boor...ish?

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

So Meyer is bringing Hartline, Dennis and Marotti from OSU. I miss anyone?

You forgot Pantoni, Spumante, Macaroni, and Linguine

17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

And #2 is apparently named Grace Boor.

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Pheeeeeeee-Nommmmmmmmmmm! 

18 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

And #2 is apparently named Grace Boor.

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4 minutes ago, Octavian said:

You forgot Pantoni, Spumante, Macaroni, and Linguine

Not available, #MensaTom used them for side dishes with his Thanksgiving Ravioli. A hearty meal always helps when game-planning for the most important, do-or-die game of your life - so far.

Fuck that, I'm taking these guys

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6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

2021 coaching staff

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The guy in the middle is dead, so, fitting. 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s no way Meyer limited his freedom to contact his guys in exchange for 100k per year. That amount doesn’t mean anything to him.  
 

If tOSU offered him the job so that he wouldn’t poach any of their coaches like you say, they would’ve had to offer him way more than 100k per year. And Meyer has always known coaching again is a possibility. 

The money that Urban makes from being an assistant athletic director at tOSU is donated to a charity of the universities choice. Not sure about the non-compete. His contract will end at the end of 2020. 

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

There’s no way Meyer limited his freedom to contact his guys in exchange for 100k per year. That amount doesn’t mean anything to him.  
 

If tOSU offered him the job so that he wouldn’t poach any of their coaches like you say, they would’ve had to offer him way more than 100k per year. And Meyer has always known coaching again is a possibility. 

The money that Urban makes from being an assistant athletic director at tOSU is donated to a charity of the universities choice. Not sure about the non-compete. His contract will end at the end of 2020. 

3 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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Fuck you Tom!

 

 

 

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Neck down that first one is damn near identical to what I’m about to put a ring on.

29 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Not available, #MensaTom used them for side dishes with his Thanksgiving Ravioli. A hearty meal always helps when game-planning for the most important, do-or-die game of your life - so far.

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5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Neck down that first one is damn near identical to what I’m about to put a ring on.

Lol you can't find a better belly button?

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1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

In the animal kingdom food is wealth. Snakes typically only eat every few weeks or months and are long and skinny. So his pappy was remarking about her being too skinny. 

cocaine's a hell of a drug

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