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Fuck your disclaimer. Take it out of here. 

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16 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Michelle tweeted "this is false."

Her tits are false.

1 minute ago, MontereyMX said:

Disclaimer:

No Cloak Room!  

 

This entire fiasco is embarrassing and worse than the 2020 election process!!

The University of Texas coaching search is rigged!

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Seems like a "hit job" from somebody in the SEC right before National Signing Day... 

I could easily see either possibility.  

1. Tom's agent puts feelers out to Cocks

2. Someone feeds penishead something to say right before NSD

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Fuck your disclaimer. Take it out of here. 

i am serious though for real

5 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

She's the only one truly committed to Tom. 

I wonder if the "getting committed" part should have happened if she really did try to open the hatch on a plane at cruising altitude like the story goes. LULZ

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49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

HOLY SHIT...

Just reported that TOM HERMAN recently called Ray Tanner at South Carolina and asked to be hired for the Gamecock's job...

Gene Sapakoff just reported this on Paul Finebaum Show

Ray Tanner clearly misunderstood the caller.

It was "Hom Terman" who called. Wrong guy!

48 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Night shift started early

East Coast Crew

22 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

A Christmas Miracle? We wouldn't even need to pay his buyout...

He fixed the glitch..

 

Just saw a McRib commercial. Brian Cox is the voiceover. This must be a sign of some sort. 

 

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6 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Disclaimer:

No Cloak Room!  

 

This entire fiasco is embarrassing and worse than the 2020 election process!!

Disclaimer: shut the fuck up.

47 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

great fit, they're the Cocks and he's a Dick

Or is he the pussy?

Just now, CenTex Hill Billy said:

and you should have no problem with that

Silicone parts are made for toys.

11 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

Disclaimer:

No Cloak Room!  

 

This entire fiasco is embarrassing and worse than the 2020 election process!!

Fuck Off Season 9 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm - Find & Share on GIPHY

10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Her tits are false.

But the effect is real.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Silicone parts are made for toys.

"fake funbags" LULZ

2 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

We've turned in to Aggie. 

No, they're actually good at football now.

10 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

I wonder if the "getting committed" part should have happened if she really did try to open the hatch on a plane at cruising altitude like the story goes. LULZ

Is this one public now? 

Herman knows his days are numbered, it's no surprise he reached out about the SC vacancy. Maybe he'll luck out and end up at a Sun Belt school after CDC finally mans up and fires his ass.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

it's a bad picture of the girl on the left

2, 3, 4, 1, 5

As long as the middle one is 5, I’m cool with a tie for the rest. Julia Roberts doesn’t fo it for me. 

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Close. But the correct order is 4,1,5,2,3

 

 

15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Her tits are false.

So NOT spectacular then? 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is this one public now? 

Yes, thanks to your (apparently drunken) ramblings

30 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

But what does Rap Game Larry say?

The Rap Game hip hop 101 the hardest 9 to 5 you ever had

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Is this one public now? 

I believe you're the one that told this story earlier in the thread

8 minutes ago, Chad said:

Herman knows his days are numbered, it's no surprise he reached out about the SC vacancy. Maybe he'll luck out and end up at a Sun Belt school after CDC finally mans up and fires his ass.

What kind of two bit coach does this themselves?  Isn't that what you have an agent for so that you don't get your hands dirty and end up looking like a fool?

28 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It is insane that Tom Herman is still employed by the University of Texas.

Not under certain scenarios it’s not. 

Just now, Caddox said:

Not under certain scenarios it’s not. 

Nite Crew

22 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

Holy shit, this is how you redeem perhaps the worst music video of all time. 

“When you’re a Jet...” 🤣

Just now, Caddox said:

Not under certain scenarios it’s not. 

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3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Not under certain scenarios it’s not. 

You getting anything else from the deer blind wire?

3 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

What kind of two bit coach does this themselves?  Isn't that what you have an agent for so that you don't get your hands dirty and end up looking like a fool?

For Michelle to be correct only one part has to be false. The agent may have called and begged for the job not Tom. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Like?

Urban already accepted but doesn't want to take the position until OSU is done playing

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I believe you're the one that told this story earlier in the thread

So, tell those of us that just recently waded into the football board as a result of the recruiting board being such a beating lately.

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Like?

Like if we have agreed in principle with a new coach and we are retaining Herman so the new coach can fulfill obligations and allow his prospective assistants to finish their season without unnecessary distraction and speculation.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Urban already accepted but doesn't want to take the position until OSU is done playing

And Tom Herman needs to be employed right now why?

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

So, tell those of us that just recently waded into the football board as a result of the recruiting board being such a beating lately.

Apparently Tom and Michelle were flying somewhere on a BMD's jet for vacation. Both were hammered and fighting. Michelle tried to open the hatch of the plane while in flight

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Just now, Caddox said:

Like if we have agreed in principle with a new coach and we are retaining Herman so the new coach can fulfill obligations and allow his prospective assistants to finish their season without unnecessary distraction and speculation.

Oh, you mean more unnecessary distraction and speculation than what's going on right now?

Please. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

And Tom Herman needs to be employed right now why?

If Texas cans Therman without immediately naming a replacement, speculation will once again run rampant about Urban? 

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