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2 hours ago, Brandywine said:

I’m easy, I’d take one through five and not in that order, or, in that order. 

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49 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Lots of good discussion happening? I see. It’s the night shift now. Let’s rock it out while bashing Turtle Tom!

fuck you tom Herman!

Urban  or bust! 

 

 

That is among my top 3 Lita Ford songs, along with this one:

...and my number one:

^--- seriously her best tune and it isn't even close

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

fuck off with that bon jovi shit

19 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I was the Debbie Downer from yesterday. Anything new today?

yea, we get our football news from Paul fucking Finebaum now.

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I’m no Sherlock but I’m beginning to expect everyone on this board is full of shit.

Not anymore, just dropped a bomb in Home Depot. 

16 minutes ago, icanhazLHN? said:

 

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A few years ago, it appears the chickens had gotten close to hiring turtle-tom, so he had already talked to South Carolina a bunch in one of SC's previous coach-search cycle:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/usatoday-details-happened-tom-herman-south-carolina/

And they already have an article up about what has happened so far tonight with what Sapakoff said to Finebaum about this latest SC coaching opening and turtle-tom's interest -- it goes a little more into detail than that twitter clip:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/tom-herman-reportedly-contacted-sec-ad-about-coaching-vacancy/

"“I didn’t say he quite begged, he did call, I’ve got good sources that said that,” Sapakoff said. “To kind of refresh you Paul, he was somebody that South Carolina coveted when they hired Will Muschamp, they wanted him, he was the hottest candidate of that coaching cycle. But he wisely chose Texas and then you go to Kirby Smart, he’s going to go to his alma mater, Georgia. They considered (Justin) Fuente, he went to Virginia Tech. And so there was some Ray Tanner discussions way back then. I think Tom Herman, I’ve got a lot of people I know at the University of Texas too, and he sees what was possibly coming this year and what is really coming next year and that is he is No. 1 on the hot seat. Especially with the way Jimbo’s recruiting at Texas A&M and what’s going on at TCU. Longhorn Nation’s not putting up with that. I think he was looking to get out ahead of the posse.

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Not anymore, just dropped a bomb in Home Depot. 

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3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

fuck off with that bon jovi shit

I know, but it fits the mood for tonight's shitshow.

21 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Hard to tell from available pics. What do you think, @Nicole44 ?

Michelle Herman Fires Back At Zach Smith – Branded Sports

White shorts = takes it in pooper

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

fuck off with that bon jovi shit

negged

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I don’t have fun bags/ bolt one. They seem fine to me. ??? She has a nice figure. But starting to IMO look rough in the face. Too much alcohol. She’s pretty. I don’t swing that way but y’all are the experts. I think she’s pretty. 

These are the same guys who used to hide their 10s from the Hornfans tailgates 15 years ago. A humble bunch. 

5 minutes ago, Duke Silver said:

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Had to ask a floor person what aisle plungers were in, you'd think HD would already have plungers in their bathrooms...  go figure. 

18 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm just loving that people are actually happy.

“Happy”???

33 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Srsly, she's starting to look a little rough.

You should see me after every game for the last decade.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@RGBIII I think we need more posts of your BBQ. That or @brown water's steaks

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Not impressed by the smoking hot pics of 70s sex symbols?

No Connie Sellecca.

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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I might need some lessons. I want to get started but fuck it seems impossible

26 minutes ago, immamac said:

I'm just loving that people are actually happy. This place is a lot of fun when it's a lot of fun. The last 7 months have been a real big fucking drag though. 

Is gallows humor really a sign of happiness?

32 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Easy, easy! I can’t remember where I posted that. 

Haha, no worries. Whether your posts are straight truth or complete bullshit, I enjoy your content. Perhaps one day we can race in a 40 yd dash.

 

Winner gets a bottle of bourbon (not that Jack Daniels garbage)

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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Electronic smoker?

6 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Who wouldn’t be happy about being hung?

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27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I know, but it fits the mood for tonight's shitshow.

You pick the music to set the mood.

Like this. Create the mood with the music you choose. 

So, get that Bon Jovi shit outta here.

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12 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Who wouldn’t be happy about being hung?

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I might need some lessons. I want to get started but fuck it seems impossible

1. Get a good, heavy offset smoker
2. Memorize Franklin’s videos (or buy his book, or his Master class)
3. Profit


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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

No Connie Sellecca.

Phyllis George (RIP), Morgan Fairchild, Morgan Brittany, Teri Garr, Jaclyn Smith, Farah Fawcett (RIP), Raquel Welch, Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, Olivia Newton-John, Cheryl Tiegs, Audrey Landers, Loni Anderson, etc.

18 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Is happiness really a sign of gallows humor?

FIFY

20 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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Looks nice. Looking forward to updates. 

23 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I might need some lessons. I want to get started but fuck it seems impossible

Winning is really hard.

WTF Is This From Tom Herman Before the 2Pt Conversion from WV? - Football -  Surly Horns

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29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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Any reason why you chose HEB brisket over getting one from any other place (Sam's, Costco, other places depending on your market)?

12 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Phyllis George (RIP), Morgan Fairchild, Morgan Brittany, Teri Garr, Jaclyn Smith, Farah Fawcett (RIP), Raquel Welch, Lynda Carter, Erin Gray, Olivia Newton-John, Cheryl Tiegs, Audrey Landers, Loni Anderson, etc.

Good call on Phyllis. 

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6 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Winning is really hard.

WTF Is This From Tom Herman Before the 2Pt Conversion from WV? - Football -  Surly Horns

He about to cry?

32 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Glad you asked...smoking a brisket tonight. Will update step by step 

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Trim the brisket. Follow the GOD himself 

Then nothing but salt and pepper. Most do 50/50 but I like 2 parts pepper to 1 part salt. Get your smoker to 250 and throw that bitch on and get ready to wait/drink (typically an hour per pound, I’m thinking this will take right at 12 hours). Normally I smoke on my offset but its a Tuesday and I’m not trying to stay up all night so it’s going on the Traeger 

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2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Any reason why you chose HEB brisket over getting one from any other place (Sam's, Costco, other places depending on your market)?

Aren’t we all getting creekstone farms briskets? 

4 minutes ago, Kurt Bowels said:

Winning is really hard.

WTF Is This From Tom Herman Before the 2Pt Conversion from WV? - Football -  Surly Horns

Fuck this guy. He can't be gone soon enough. Fuck CDC for not making it happen.

3 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Any reason why you chose HEB brisket over getting one from any other place (Sam's, Costco, other places depending on your market)?

Nope, it’s cheap and near my house. I like Costco because they have prime briskets but I’m cheap cause this is for the office. If I’m serious about it I’ll go to my local meat market, shout-out Smittys in Tomball

35 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I might need some lessons. I want to get started but fuck it seems impossible

Nah not impossible. Watch bbq with Franklin on YouTube and expect  your first couple briskets to be crappy. Then you’ll keep getting better. Also hit my PMs

25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I might need some lessons. I want to get started but fuck it seems impossible

 I would recommend starting with a box style electronic smoker. Cabela's has a few in the $300 range. You use wood chips for the smoke. I'm lazy so I set it up and cook around 1 hour a pound overnight at 225 degrees and it also has a water tray so I don't have to check it at 3am.  I agree to watch Franklin's videos on rub, trimming and technique. Buy the butcher paper to wrap per video. I think Franklin recommends buying Prime Angus, it does make a difference. More expensive.  Just my opinion if you are starting out. I have cooked awesome brisket and ribs this way. 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Apparently Tom and Michelle were flying somewhere on a BMD's jet for vacation. Both were hammered and fighting. Michelle tried to open the hatch of the plane while in flight

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Nope, it’s cheap and near my house. I like Costco because they have prime briskets but I’m cheap cause this is for the office. If I’m serious about it I’ll go to my local meat market, shout-out Smittys in Tomball

I prefer Eckermann's Meat Market in New Ulm for my primo meat and sausage.  They're full-service and will process your game, too.

56 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

A few years ago, it appears the chickens had gotten close to hiring turtle-tom, so he had already talked to South Carolina a bunch in one of SC's previous coach-search cycle:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/usatoday-details-happened-tom-herman-south-carolina/

And they already have an article up about what has happened so far tonight with what Sapakoff said to Finebaum about this latest SC coaching opening and turtle-tom's interest -- it goes a little more into detail than that twitter clip:
https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/south-carolina-football/tom-herman-reportedly-contacted-sec-ad-about-coaching-vacancy/

"“I didn’t say he quite begged, he did call, I’ve got good sources that said that,” Sapakoff said. “To kind of refresh you Paul, he was somebody that South Carolina coveted when they hired Will Muschamp, they wanted him, he was the hottest candidate of that coaching cycle. But he wisely chose Texas and then you go to Kirby Smart, he’s going to go to his alma mater, Georgia. They considered (Justin) Fuente, he went to Virginia Tech. And so there was some Ray Tanner discussions way back then. I think Tom Herman, I’ve got a lot of people I know at the University of Texas too, and he sees what was possibly coming this year and what is really coming next year and that is he is No. 1 on the hot seat. Especially with the way Jimbo’s recruiting at Texas A&M and what’s going on at TCU. Longhorn Nation’s not putting up with that. I think he was looking to get out ahead of the posse.

This should shore up our recruiting and portal problems. 

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