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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

Did I ever say how I feel about you?
A thing I never found that easy to do
The things that you do, don't need to be heard
You know your actions, baby, speak louder than words
I've got the bottle, bring me your cup
Pop the cork, and try a sup
And when you're empty I'll fill you up
We'll drink it down till the sun comes up
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3 hours ago, Dewey said:

Feels like the bay of pigs all over again 

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11 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

I'm no Lawyer but pretty sure this is grounds for a Restraining Order. 

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

That would be a blast!

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

They should’ve called it “the dork.”

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26 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

It's all we got. Does anyone have any updates? I texted my friend that is connected to BMD's in Dallas and Houston. He has no updates which is good in that I think they are keeping a lid on info. 

Well, wait a minute. No updates to the soft no we got or what?

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Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 

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16 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

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15 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

I belive given that you are in a position of "leadership" around here, this is harassment. That or you have terrible game. Probably the latter.

 I would recommend starting with a box style electronic smoker. Cabela's has a few in the $300 range. You use wood chips for the smoke. I'm lazy so I set it up and cook around 1 hour a pound overnight at 225 degrees and it also has a water tray so I don't have to check it at 3am.  I agree to watch Franklin's videos on rub, trimming and technique. Buy the butcher paper to wrap per video. I think Franklin recommends buying Prime Angus, it does make a difference. More expensive.  Just my opinion if you are starting out. I have cooked awesome brisket and ribs this way. 

Uhhhh Prime Angus is akin to boy girl. Might want to sit this one out bud.
6 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

So this is where people admit that they, "lusted in their heart," and then beg for donations for more hoo---, erm, I mean, beg for more donations "to the ministry"? lol 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 

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Oh, nicole... bless your heart

1 hour ago, Knewk210 said:

 I would recommend starting with a box style electronic smoker. Cabela's has a few in the $300 range. You use wood chips for the smoke. I'm lazy so I set it up and cook around 1 hour a pound overnight at 225 degrees and it also has a water tray so I don't have to check it at 3am.  I agree to watch Franklin's videos on rub, trimming and technique. Buy the butcher paper to wrap per video. I think Franklin recommends buying Prime Angus, it does make a difference. More expensive.  Just my opinion if you are starting out. I have cooked awesome brisket and ribs this way. 

Kiddie pool is over there. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. 

3 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Well, wait a minute. No updates to the soft no we got or what?

No his contacts would be fringe second level BMD. So the fact he hasn't heard anything tells me communication is tight and shut down. I read this as the decision makers have shut down flow of information which may be positive.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That would be a blast!

Can we name the ultimate result of this tryst, Urban 44 Mac?

Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud [emoji3509] so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 
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This can’t be real. An attractive woman that is on Urban Train with BDE?

Thirsty fuckers on the night crew

Anyway, I hope soon we can have some happy hour/festivus party with a firepit.

Not one of y’all has creeped on me at all. My Pm box isn’t what you might think it is. This year has legit sucked. It would be nice to have a party when we get UM as our HC. 

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Kiddie pool is over there. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. 

OK Cool Hook'em!

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Anyway, I hope soon we can have some happy hour/festivus party with a firepit.

Not one of y’all has creeped on me at all. My Pm box isn’t what you might think it is. This year has legit sucked. It would be nice to have a party when we get UM as our HC. 

Who asked?

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2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


This can’t be real. An attractive woman that is on Urban Train with BDE?

"Nicole", showing up for happy hour.

 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nobody gives a shit. Fucking simps in this thread are the worst 

Is that girl's ass in your avatar real? Or is it a fake ass? All these chicks are getting butt implants now. 

Fuck.

Tom Herman is still our coach.

And Fitlump is about to win a seat on the Austin City Council.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Fuck.

Tom Herman is still our coach.

And Fitlump is about to win a seat on the Austin City Council.

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Lmao is she really? That’s a name I haven’t kept up with in a while 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Nicole", showing up for happy hour.

 

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Definitely I should be wearing velcro shoes there. So hard to tie laces these days. 

11 minutes ago, pops said:

Oh, nicole... bless your heart

 

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 

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So...what’s a nice girl like you, doing in a place like this?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Lmao is she really? That’s a name I haven’t kept up with in a while 

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

15 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Uhhhh Prime Angus is akin to boy girl. Might want to sit this one out bud.

Please explain. 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

Wow. This board has the power to do unspeakable shit. Impressive. 

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32 minutes ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

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33 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

For the nightowls. Bring on the night.

 

 

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Nobody gives a shit. Fucking simps in this thread are the worst 

Yeah I thought I got off Facebook years ago. 

33 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve heard this as well. For about 3 or 4 weeks. And it’s not connected to this board nor the voices in my head. So there is that. 
this is the extent of what I’ve heard. 

Good point.

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Does anyone doubt we (Texas Football Universe) are looking for a change in direction and leadership? It would be preposterous and football malpractice for Texas to stand pat.  So, Texas' posture appears to favor using the current situation to buy the time needed for the next coach - a coach we want to form a legacy here. That is a huge undertaking. I am not sure the big hats completely understand how today's mega big hats make money.  They should look at Lebron world and how that has been monetized. This is an opportunity similar to that - with Urban and Texas. 

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Currently, I think the dealmaking surfaced prematurely.  And BDE doesn't go off and cry in a corner. BDE snorts a blue pill and paints another story.

Our foes want Texas to ride off into the sunset.  That may happen one night, but it is not this night. 

 

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7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

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That’s a damn fine plan B.  

I’m too old to get sloppy drunk and too young to be creepy. 

Please explain. 

No Roll-Select/Choice/Prime are grades of beef. Angus is a breed of cattle. Simple way to think if it is that Angus is top 10% of choice.
1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

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That’s a damn fine plan B.  

He wouldn't wait for Tom Herman to be fired, would he?

Baseball bat right to Herman's face, right in front of CDC and the other suits, then drag him out and throw him in the nearest garbage dumpster.

7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The people thinking I'm being creepy have obviously never gotten totally fucking shitfaced drunk at a Surly sponsored event. Focus on whats important. Big Dick Energy to bring UM here. 

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By the way has anyone found my fucking vape pen yet?

Coated in Covid after being passed around. Your bad.
7 minutes ago, immamac said:

The people thinking I'm being creepy have obviously never gotten totally fucking shitfaced drunk at a Surly sponsored event. Focus on whats important. Big Dick Energy to bring UM here. 

Catalina Wine Mixer? 

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