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36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’ve heard this as well. For about 3 or 4 weeks. And it’s not connected to this board nor the voices in my head. So there is that. 
this is the extent of what I’ve heard. 

I actually think it’s pretty reasonable. Herman’s twisting in the wind and CDC has been mr buddy boss to him. Throw the guy a bone and help him through NDD1.

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

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"Dammit, man! We need a Texas football head corch, not an actor playing a starship chief medical officer!"

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not one of y’all has creeped on me at all.

Totally read that as "creamed" the first time around. Spit out my beverage 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

I’m too old to get sloppy drunk and too young to be creepy. 

I thought creepy, sloppy drunk and hungry was the way this thread rolls.  

4 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

I thought creepy, sloppy drunk and hungry was the way this thread rolls.  

approachably attractive, fun loving buzz and ready for chips and queso and an enchilada dinner is apparently how I roll. 

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19 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not one of y’all has creeped on me at all. My Pm box isn’t what you might think it is. This year has legit sucked.

Are those three things related?  Cause if they are I'm' pretty sure some of us will gladly address the first two things if it helps with the last one.

19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

His name is Keith 

34 minutes ago, millhouse said:

That or you have terrible game.

You're talking to about 85% of Surly here. Always tryna church shit up to swoon a lady. Sometimes you just gotta hit her with something short n sweet. 

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Shit, ill take Tadd from Urban Outfitters if it means tom is out

25 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

 My Pm box isn’t what you might think it is.  

Uh oh.

So with all the deer lease talk, my Panhandle source (regarding the UM HC hunt and the money) used to hunt all the time at my family’s (dad’s) ranch. I have already posted my Panhandle peep pledged a certain significant sum of money to this endeavor and was pretty hard core about it. I could try and put in a “Happy Holidays” call to him to see if I can find out any more information. But I am a dipshit. He’ll know what I am after. 

I share the pictures of the cabin and the view because the idea was this summer that when Covid wasn’t a significant factor a few of us surly’s would go up for the weekend and hang out. Have fun. ( @tejas60 knows what I am talking about in regards to a trip).  

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10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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Never got over your "drinking problem," eh?  LULZ

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Catalina Wine Mixer? 

Are you talking about the Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer?

oh god has shit hit the fan or has the fan fallen onto a pile of shit?

or are yall still just simpin for nicole?

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39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 

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"Dammit, man! We need a Texas football head corch, not an actor playing a starship chief medical officer!"

Can you not read? The fucking contract was signed in a blind and marked in. South Texas deer blood FFS.

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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

At this rate we may just go ahead and elect Kinky for governor.

Somehow methinks that it will not end well for Fitlump on the ACC and the Surly will profit.  How long before she starts to post under a sock? 

41 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of my pictures are in storage (or in the cloud ☁️ so can’t share those): Last two are me with my first vehicle, a Chevy Sport Blazer and me with my mom. I’m lame so I don’t have a lot of “me” shots on my phone. I take pictures of sunsets and nature. 

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I am from the panhandle and my first car was a beautiful black '97 2 door Tahoe so this hits close to home.  Speaking of hitting it close to home, are you open to a sugar momma type relationship?

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

So with all the deer lease talk, my Panhandle source (regarding the UM HC hunt and the money) used to hunt all the time at my family’s (dad’s) ranch. I have already posted my Panhandle peep pledged a certain significant sum of money to this endeavor and was pretty hard core about it. I could try and put in a “Happy Holidays” call to him to see if I can find out any more information. But I am a dipshit. He’ll know what I am after. 

I share the pictures of the cabin and the view because the idea was this summer that when Covid wasn’t a significant factor a few of us surly’s would go up for the weekend and hang out. Have fun. ( @tejas60 knows what I am talking about in regards to a trip).  

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I think you should hang more bullshit on your walls.

6 minutes ago, troph said:

approachably attractive, fun loving buzz and ready for chips and queso and an enchilada dinner is apparently how I roll. 

Nikki has her pics posted. You do not. 
 

hey, remember tricky Nikki from shaggy?  Or was that HF?

2 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


Can you not read? The fucking contract was signed in a blind and marked in. South Texas deer blood FFS.

Did the blind have a spit boy?

3 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

I am from the panhandle and my first car was a beautiful black '97 2 door Tahoe so this hits close to home.  Speaking of hitting it close to home, are you open to a sugar momma type relationship?

This is the saddest shit I've ever read. 

Nite Creaux Stew. On fucking point.

Urban stew I call it.

 

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2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

This is the saddest shit I've ever read. 

Sadder than Herman's attempt at coaching Texas football? 

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Wow 21 pages until the “700 Club.” Ha!


anyway, believe who I am and what I look like or not. Idgaf. Been posting for 7-8 years. If not for Covid, we’d all be hanging out. I married one of u. Got divorced. Wish him all the best and every good thing. And there are quite a few of y’all that know me in person. That’s good enough for me. Obviously I suck at posting. Just navigating around the whole “newly divorced/single.” It’s awkward. I’m awkward. Just trying to legit make new friends and hope we can all hang out and make fun of all this shit sometime soon. 

Ok, I'll play. Commercial aircraft are pressurized at 8,000 MSL. So we were talking FL 320-350 at cruising altitude in fake boobs case. Big pressure differential. So I would guess at an altitude of  8,000 MSL and lower speed  the pressure differential is minimal and you could open the door. 

No. STFU.
1 minute ago, pops said:

Sadder than Herman's attempt at coaching Texas football? 

Worse. It's like CDC shooting himself in the dick repeatedly during this whole Urban fiasco. 

Wow 21 pages until the “700 Club.” Ha!

anyway, believe who I am and what I look like or not. Idgaf. Been posting for 7-8 years. If not for Covid, we’d all be hanging out. I married one of u. Got divorced. Wish him all the best and every good thing. And there are quite a few of y’all that know me in person. That’s good enough for me. Obviously I suck at posting. Just navigating around the whole “newly divorced/single.” It’s awkward. I’m awkward. Just trying to legit make new friends and hope we can all hang out and make fun of all this shit sometime soon. 

You’re doing great. Anyone that tells you otherwise can fuck off!
1 hour ago, immamac said:

@Nicole44 I can't wait to get sloppy drunk on red wine with you when covid is over and we have our Urban Meyer is hired happy hour of dominance. 

Excellent

When this is over, the happy hour should be at Penelope's bar.

5 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


You’re doing great. Anyone that tells you otherwise can fuck off!

If Nicole44 is wrong, I don't want to be right.  

20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So with all the deer lease talk, my Panhandle source (regarding the UM HC hunt and the money) used to hunt all the time at my family’s (dad’s) ranch. I have already posted my Panhandle peep pledged a certain significant sum of money to this endeavor and was pretty hard core about it. I could try and put in a “Happy Holidays” call to him to see if I can find out any more information. But I am a dipshit. He’ll know what I am after. 

I share the pictures of the cabin and the view because the idea was this summer that when Covid wasn’t a significant factor a few of us surly’s would go up for the weekend and hang out. Have fun. ( @tejas60 knows what I am talking about in regards to a trip).  

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Just curious how many species this place is responsible for driving to extinction?

3 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:


You’re doing great. Anyone that tells you otherwise can fuck off!

Just re-establishing myself. Hi, my name is Nicole. Nice to meet y’all. I used to post as tricky nikki on shaggy. My posts were a beating then and they still are now. There you go.

those of you with insider information—does $100 million make sense or is it not what you heard? Maybe I should just put my source on zoom with the mods or something? They can ask him. And post whatever they want. 
 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

Miss that band:Rose of Cimarron ,  Indian Summer, Spellbound some decent work 

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3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Just curious how many species this place is responsible for driving to extinction?

Nunna yo bizness.   

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Just re-establishing myself. Hi, my name is Nicole. Nice to meet y’all. I used to post as tricky nikki on shaggy. My posts were a beating then and they still are now. There you go.

those of you with insider information—does $100 million make sense or is it not what you heard? Maybe I should just put my source on zoom with the mods or something? They can ask him. And post whatever they want. 
 

 

If aggy can give that sawed off West Virginia pecker head  75 million, we should be able to scrape together 100 million for the dude who won national championships with Chris Leak and Cardale Jones.  I am in.  

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just re-establishing myself. Hi, my name is Nicole. Nice to meet y’all. I.... beat....you go.

 

 

 

17 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Obviously I suck....  

This is how you subliminal message folks

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

does $100 million make sense

The fuck are you talking about? None of this makes sense.

I mean, seriously. Haven't you been participating in this thread religiously? 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

The fuck are you talking about? None of this makes sense.

In terms of the money that was being pledged back in early November

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Was anybody on orange bloods when that skank Renee ripped off a bunch of thirsty fucks?   

 

 

Yes. I had forgotten about that. That shit was nuts. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I already posted the little I do know. If I find out anything remotely post worthy I will do so. Or would y'all rather have more pictures? Decisions, decisions. Lol. Having a nice glass of Alberino wine and posting. Nothing beats this thread. 

On the other hand this thread is a beating....on the other hand, that is.

23 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Was anybody on orange bloods when that skank Renee ripped off a bunch of thirsty fucks?   

 

 

What was the story?

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