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2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Yes. I had forgotten about that. That shit was nuts. 

She and I were “friends” virtually for ten years.  Cray

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8 minutes ago, General Specific said:


The song goes Oh Nicole, my sweet Nicole...

Point Blank.  

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

She and I were “friends” virtually for ten years.  Cray

She didn’t take you for any money, did she? 

1 minute ago, Chili dog said:

She didn’t take you for any money, did she? 

Oh hell yeah.  

3 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

What was the story?

CTH can probably give you a better run down than I can, but I remember there was this chick on there who befriended several posters. They eventually started meeting for happy hours and posting pics of themselves out drinking. Next thing you know, she disappears and criminal charges are being filed on her for theft and maybe some fraudulent use of identifying information. 

12 minutes ago, General Specific said:


The song goes Oh Nicole, my sweet Nicole...

If only her name was "Darlene," then this song would nail the sentiment!

 

Was anybody on orange bloods when that skank Renee ripped off a bunch of thirsty fucks?   
 
 
Do tell!!!!
13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

In terms of the money that was being pledged back in early November

I'm just ribbing you. What I meant was, is there any part of this entire saga that has made sense yet?

48 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nikki has her pics posted. You do not. 
 

hey, remember tricky Nikki from shaggy?  Or was that HF?

 

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Just re-establishing myself. Hi, my name is Nicole. Nice to meet y’all. I used to post as tricky nikki on shaggy. My posts were a beating then and they still are now. There you go.

those of you with insider information—does $100 million make sense or is it not what you heard? Maybe I should just put my source on zoom with the mods or something? They can ask him. And post whatever they want. 
 

 

Hmmm. I was sure that was a sock. 

5 hours ago, pops said:

 

Respect 

43 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Wow 21 pages until the “700 Club.” Ha!


anyway, believe who I am and what I look like or not. Idgaf. Been posting for 7-8 years. If not for Covid, we’d all be hanging out. I married one of u. Got divorced. Wish him all the best and every good thing. And there are quite a few of y’all that know me in person. That’s good enough for me. Obviously I suck at posting. Just navigating around the whole “newly divorced/single.” It’s awkward. I’m awkward. Just trying to legit make new friends and hope we can all hang out and make fun of all this shit sometime soon. 

I'm sorry... who are you again?

13 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

CTH can probably give you a better run down than I can, but I remember there was this chick on there who befriended several posters. They eventually started meeting for happy hours and posting pics of themselves out drinking. Next thing you know, she disappears and criminal charges are being filed on her for theft and maybe some fraudulent use of identifying information. 

That sucks. Shitty thing to do to people. Beyond shitty. 

9 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

All of a sudden, I am skeptical of Nicole.

lol

No, she's real. And what you read is what you get.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

By the way has anyone found my fucking vape pen yet?

I thought you were more of a cigarette guy. 
 

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1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

lol

No, she's real. And what you read is what you get.

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

That sucks. Shitty thing to do to people. Beyond shitty. 

Sounds like the type of thing she said before she ripped off a bunch of old thirsty men... 

 

Kidding. I barely remember that episode, but the guys who got taken to the cleaners will never forget it. It was near the end of my OB days. It was a months-long saga. Wish I remembered the details better. I’m hoping closetohumping will give us a better cliffs than I was able to produce. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

 

Oh, so that wasn't a joke.

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9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

lol

No, she's real. And what you read is what you get.

Was the divorce messy?

The people thinking I'm being creepy have obviously never gotten totally fucking shitfaced drunk at a Surly sponsored event. Focus on whats important. Big Dick Energy to bring UM here. 
Unless they lose their dab pen.

By the way has anyone found my fucking vape pen yet?


Ha. Posted before I saw this.

Shit. Saw a text from a peep who knows me on here. Said I’m giving up too much personal information and it’s too easy to figure out who I am. Meaning last name.  Oh well. Fuck it. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

So with all the deer lease talk, my Panhandle source (regarding the UM HC hunt and the money) used to hunt all the time at my family’s (dad’s) ranch. I have already posted my Panhandle peep pledged a certain significant sum of money to this endeavor and was pretty hard core about it. I could try and put in a “Happy Holidays” call to him to see if I can find out any more information. But I am a dipshit. He’ll know what I am after. 

I share the pictures of the cabin and the view because the idea was this summer that when Covid wasn’t a significant factor a few of us surly’s would go up for the weekend and hang out. Have fun. ( @tejas60 knows what I am talking about in regards to a trip).  

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So jealous everytime you post this.

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

is this real life david after dentist GIF

You must be unfamiliar with the Austin City Council. 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Yay. My Pm box isn’t what you might think it is.

 

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16 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nikki has her pics posted. You do not. 
 

hey, remember tricky Nikki from shaggy?  Or was that HF?

I’ve posted before. But you asked and I want UM badly. Plus you’ve helped me with trucks, RVs, camping, troubleshooting and I think you’re the guy that recommended John Muir essays. And you liked my trout pics. 
 

 

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12 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Was the divorce messy?

No idea. Didn't seem like my place to ask.

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Sorry if I already posted this somewhere else, my main bitch took some photos awhile back and I always thought this one came out nice. 

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6 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve posted before. But you asked and I want UM badly. Plus you’ve helped me with trucks, RVs, camping, troubleshooting and I think you’re the guy that recommended John Muir essays. And you liked my trout pics. 
 

 

 

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You’re gorgeous! 

She's looking for Hudson Card on a dating app...

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8 minutes ago, troph said:

I’ve posted before. But you asked and I want UM badly. Plus you’ve helped me with trucks, RVs, camping, troubleshooting and I think you’re the guy that recommended John Muir essays. And you liked my trout pics. 
 

 

 

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33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm just ribbing you...

For her or your pleasure?

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

You’re gorgeous! 

Estrogen is a helluva drug.  

Night shift turnover: this is the thread where you doxx yourself 

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Night shift turnover: this is the thread where you doxx yourself 

If you couldn’t figure out who I am without my pics you haven’t been paying attention. 

i look exactly like my avatar

45 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

CTH can probably give you a better run down than I can, but I remember there was this chick on there who befriended several posters. They eventually started meeting for happy hours and posting pics of themselves out drinking. Next thing you know, she disappears and criminal charges are being filed on her for theft and maybe some fraudulent use of identifying information. 

That's badass. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Sorry if I already posted this somewhere else, my main bitch took some photos awhile back and I always thought this one came out nice. 

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No tattoos and arms are a little smaller but otherwise you kinda look like me

Just now, immamac said:

same obviously

same same

57 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

In terms of the money that was being pledged back in early November

So $10M for 10 yrs?

5 minutes ago, troph said:

If you couldn’t figure out who I am without my pics you haven’t been paying attention. 

Hell, I still don't know who you are evem with the pics, so I've apparently not been paying attention.  Unless of course you're Shelley Meyer.

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

When smoker is sitting 250. Throw that shit on with the fat side towards the smoke box or hottest part of the smoker. Make sure you got a lot of water for moisture and then pour a thick drink and wait

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Well been drinking for awhile. Spray with apple juice when it’s looking dry but if you’re lookin you ain’t cookin. Pour another drink, wrap when internal is about 160

4 minutes ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

CDC just trolling you McRib loving mf’ers now! image.thumb.png.c19bcbeb976482731a72bda04bf2d447.png

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Hi Chris, 

I know you're reading this. What the fuck are you doing here? FIRE THAT DUMB BITCH ALREADY. 

Cool Thanks, 

Happy 

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2 minutes ago, cochamps said:

So $10M for 10 yrs?

That $100 million was already “pledged” back in November to go for UM and get rid of Herman. Not $100 million for just Um. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

That $100 million was already “pledged” back in November to go for UM and get rid of Herman. Not $100 million for just Um. 

Well it’s now $100 million and one thousand dollars. /raises her paddle.

Just now, troph said:

Well it’s now $100 million and one thousand dollars. /raises her paddle.

We have the ability to get him. Unless it is so bad he doesn’t want even a challenge. Is it really that bad?

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