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7 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am here to lead you to coach urban meyer. 

and one of those macribs!

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8 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am here to lead you to coach urban meyer. 

Coach meyer is happening. It has to. It is so. 
 

I’m just sittin back waiting for it to be. 

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

I am here to lead you to coach urban meyer. 

He made all BOR’s understand. 
Let my longhorns go. 
Yes the lord said: go down, Immamac. Way down to Austin Land.
Tell all BOR’s to.

Let

My 

Longhorns 

Go

Anyone who puts Adriana Lima at 5 needs to proudly fling open that closet door..

Dont worry, your parents will still love you..probably.

Damn you got me, guess it’s time to break the news to my wife and kids because some dude on surly figured out my long game. If that was Adrienne Lima, that was a shit pic.

Welp, turned on LHN and ready for this beating. 

Let’s get this shit show started. 

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22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

This is a good point, during pandemic...I know I'm checking my postal box with far less frequency.  del Conte should send an intern downstairs to check the P.O. Box.  Urban's acceptance letter is probably down there, probably even notarized.  

Alabama normally streams the cute little sorority girl handling the faxes. I picture Herman’s feed being scrambled like a 80s cinemax channel. Just wavy spectral lines and the occasional glimpse of a recruit pushing to the next signing day. 

Morning. Hook’em. Fuck Tom! Urban or Bust!

I’m not watching and I’m not renewing my season tickets. Boycotts are powerful if everyone boycotts. Talking about them though won’t do anything. Fuck Tom and CDC.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Morning. Hook’em. Fuck Tom! Urban or Bust!

We talkin bust a nut or?....

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We talkin bust a nut or?....

Ha. Would be nice to get some good news today. Of all days. 

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It was mentioned in the CDC thread but I HIGHLY recommend you all go give Scipio and Adam Dunn's podcast episode from last night a listen to. 

 

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I would recommend to people the Everyone Gets a Trophy podcast that dropped last night.  For those not familiar, it's done by Scipio Tex (Paul Wadlington) from IT and Kevin Dunn from The Horn FM.  To hear Scipio tell it, CDC was the one who extended Herman after the Sugar Bowl (Fenves wasn't mentioned), and then when Herman had some significant off the field incidents that reflected poorly on his ability to lead the program (they had to be real careful dancing around specifics on these), CDC failed to properly document these incidents and counsel Herman on them from an HR perspective.  When CDC started to get wind that Herman might not survive the year, all his efforts at laying the groundwork for a coaching change were towards getting  - James Franklin.

 

7 hours ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

wait what?

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NSD1 is today and Herman flipped the double birds at the LHN camera last time

20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Morning... Fuck.... Bust!

Too easy

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yes. And you can edit your posts no matter how old they are, too. (Can also edit titles of threads you've started)

I found this out like a month ago.

Only way a girl would ever think about posting pics - you can delete later if your tree fiddy. 

Just now, millhouse said:

Too easy

Yep. Nothing gets past you. 

7 hours ago, Modessit said:
8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:
Shit. Saw a text from a peep who knows me on here. Said I’m giving up too much personal information and it’s too easy to figure out who I am. Meaning last name.  Oh well. Fuck it. 
 
 

Most people do this. I'm sure we could dox 80% of the members here (if we cared) based on some of the stuff they mention - including me. Most of us aren't creepy bastards though. Based on my old job, I've probably been in some of the houses of our more wealthy Austin members and neither of us knew we both post here (or the old place).

Shit I’m fb friends with about 6-7 of you creepers.  Just stay away from the crazy young ones on lulz and you’ll be fine. 

45 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

All in favor of changing it to TVE or WVE raise your paddle 

Paddle raised!  Men and women who love VE all agree T and W > B for VE.

I have disappoint LHN isn’t filming from the Practice bubble.

27 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

We talkin bust a nut or?....

No to Houston Nutt under every circumstance. 

6 hours ago, RGBIII said:

About 160, wrap time and maybe my drunk ass will get some sleep

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Hungover. Thermometer went out last night so ignore the holes. Just hit 203 internal, time to pull and rest for at least two hours 

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Maybe I’m just bitter Texas fan but that list of recruits looks like a Texas tech class. Great job tommy. Fuckface. 

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4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

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Oh to be 23 and filled with rage again. Sigh.

Welcome to National Sign & Drive Day One, everybody!

 

 

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10 hours ago, Happy Gilmore said:

You're talking to about 85% of Surly here. Always tryna church shit up to swoon a lady. Sometimes you just gotta hit her with something short n sweet. 

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Always worked for me...  wait, what? 

10 hours ago, Deej said:

"Nicole", showing up for happy hour.

 

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That guy about to record reading his PMs and post for all to see? 

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9 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Obviously I suck 

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Just now, TexasFan21 said:

 

Tom canned at 8:31?

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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24 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Maybe I’m just bitter Texas fan but that list of recruits looks like a Texas tech class. Great job tommy. Fuckface. 

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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38 minutes ago, troph said:

Shit I’m fb friends with about 6-7 of you creepers.  Just stay away from the crazy young ones on lulz and you’ll be fine. 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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Still would with zero concerns.

1 minute ago, CowtownHorn said:

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That’s exactly how I feel after 10 years of Texas football. In my 40’s but look 75. 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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Bro hit that from behind you never have to see the face. Ugly face with a bangin body 101..

22 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

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I wish I knew what she is saying.

it looks like she is saying. Fucking No, I jerked him off to get my face splattered only to keep Herman. 

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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Paper, please.

Where position is sanders projected to play? I want to know where Herman won’t put him at.

15 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Still would with zero concerns.

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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Where position is sanders projected to play? I want to know where Herman won’t put him at.

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4 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Where position is sanders projected to play? I want to know where Herman won’t put him at.

Wherever Urban wants him to

Just now, Caddox said:

I kind of cant believe he stuck with us. Awesome. 

He reads this thread obviously.

I know that this is kind of a catchall thread - but recruiting talk should go to the recruiting 2021 notes thread. We have a few posters who are immediately posting the news as it breaks in the Early LOI NSD thread as well. I'm going to clean this thread up a bit. 

Sanders is probably my favorite player of all time, for sticking with the good guys. Now I'm just worried if he might not be smart. 

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