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34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Anyone remember Bama Fax Cam Girl for NSD? 

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Believe she ended up being busted... 

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Why do they call you Meat?

 

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I know that this is kind of a catchall thread - but recruiting talk should go to the recruiting 2021 notes thread. We have a few posters who are immediately posting the news as it breaks in the Early LOI NSD thread as well. I'm going to clean this thread up a bit. 

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29 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Wherever Urban wants him to

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21 minutes ago, immamac said:

I know that this is kind of a catchall thread - but recruiting talk should go to the recruiting 2021 notes thread. We have a few posters who are immediately posting the news as it breaks in the Early LOI NSD thread as well. I'm going to clean this thread up a bit. 

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Dead Coach Walking out there flipping grad transfers, or does the kid know Urban's coming?

36 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

Wherever Urban wants him to

Whether it’s offensive or defense with Urban running the show I bet Sanders scores a bunch of TDs.  

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

Stop calling your grills, smokers

Look at this guy. 

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Stop calling your grills, smokers

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7 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Stop calling your grills, smokers

Stop using "BBQ" as a noun and not a verb.  

1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Still would with zero concerns.

All day long if you've got her facing the right direction

12 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’ve been stockpiling. Prepare your anus. 

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8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Stop using "BBQ" as a noun and not a verb.  

BBQ Ribs

24 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Dead Coach Walking out there flipping grad transfers, or does the kid know Urban's coming?

He just knows UT > NCSU, regardless of who's corch

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She fucking won it just now.

Fitlump is representing a part of Austin.

Night Crew, where the hell is Urban.  We need him.  I'll even take Karl Urban, the best Urban.

I dunno the Fitlump story. Who is she?

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27 minutes ago, wood said:

I dunno the Fitlump story. Who is she?

She’s was basically this site’s personal Cam Whore while she was at her rock bottom. Posted pictures of her fake tits, announced what bars she was going to and have guys chase after her, misrepresented her career as a jolly volley firefighter, was hooking up with Lance Armstrong and posting screenshots of their texts on Twitter, briefly dated Romeo Rose the biggest virgin in all of Austin, has a rhino bump on her forehead from a O2 canister hitting her there, then found Jesus and married some guy and is suburban mom Christian Conservative. I probably missed a bunch. All of it is archived, but nobody really cared to Dox her

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27 minutes ago, wood said:

I dunno the Fitlump story. Who is she?

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

She’s was basically this site’s personal Cam Whore while she was at her rock bottom. Posted pictures of her fake tits, announced what bars she was going to and have guys chase after her, misrepresented her career as a jolly volley firefighter, was hooking up with Lance Armstrong and posting screenshots of their texts on Twitter, briefly dated Romeo Rose the biggest virgin in all of Austin, has a rhino bump on her forehead from a O2 canister hitting her there, then found Jesus and married some guy and is suburban mom Christian Conservative. I probably missed a bunch

This description is pretty good, and to make it even simpler, just think of her as a relatively tamer version of this.  :
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3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

She’s was basically this site’s personal Cam Whore while she was at her rock bottom. Posted pictures of her fake tits, announced what bars she was going to and have guys chase after her, misrepresented her career as a jolly volley firefighter, was hooking up with Lance Armstrong and posting screenshots of their texts on Twitter, briefly dated Romeo Rose the biggest virgin in all of Austin, has a rhino bump on her forehead from a O2 canister hitting her there, then found Jesus and married some guy and is suburban mom Christian Conservative. I probably missed a bunch. All of it is archived, but nobody really cared to Dox her

Mother who has apparently zero custody of her kid(s).

The lack of urban news is bothering me.

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36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

All day long if you've got her facing the right direction

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Just now, UrbanTheMeyer said:

The lack of urban news is bothering me.

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No worries, it means Operation Smokescreen and Silence is working perfectly.

 

Urban Meyer or Bust!

44 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Stop using "BBQ" as a noun and not a verb.  

So... you don't eat BBQ?

That sucks. UTSA v SMU bowl game canceled. Booo. Will we even have bowl games?

NSD is certainly interesting.

Fuck u Tom! Urban or bust!

1 minute ago, Snacks said:

So... you don't eat BBQ?

Was in reference to the earlier mention of a "grill" vs a "smoker"

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That sucks. UTSA v SMU bowl game canceled. Booo. Will we even have bowl games?

NSD is certainly interesting.

Fuck u Tom! Urban or bust!

At this point it should just end up being only the NY6 bowls.

8 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

The lack of urban news is bothering me.

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Let your faith not be shaken my son, and allow the Big Dick Energy to radiate forth

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let your faith not be shaken my son, and allow the Big Dick Energy to radiate forth

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Lot's of good twittering out there to distract from his imminent signing with Texas.

 

16 minutes ago, UrbanTheMeyer said:

The lack of urban news is bothering me.

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Its gonna be a while. You'd be fine not paying attention until OSU's season is over. 

Another crazy part of the fitlump story is that she came to shaggy through a thread about her friend(Ricky?) posting too many gym photos to Facebook. Turns out the dude was going to the gym she worked at so much because he was getting ready to go to pound me in the ass prison. Am I remembering that right?

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4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Lot's of good twittering out there to distract from his imminent signing with Texas.

 

Those poor, deluded fan bases!

10 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Let your faith not be shaken my son, and allow the Big Dick Energy to radiate forth

 

8 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Lot's of good twittering out there to distract from his imminent signing with Texas.

 

That first one looked very official until I saw it was a meme account

Another crazy part of the fitlump story is that she came to shaggy through a thread about her friend(Ricky?) posting too many gym photos to Facebook. Turns out the dude was going to the gym she worked at so much because he was getting ready to go to pound me in the ass prison. Am I remembering that right?

Yeah, wasn't he a kiddie diddler or something?
4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That first one looked very official until I saw it was a meme account

"Football" is one of the few words they can spell correctly at Auburn.

5 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


Yeah, wasn't he a kiddie diddler or something?

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Have y’all ever been to the Yard? For milkshakes? 
 

 

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Have y’all ever been to the Yard? For milkshakes? 
 
 
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No it’s like $22 for a milk shake and I can get one of those anywhere.


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Pics of fitlump's lumps? 

3 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


No it’s like $22 for a milk shake and I can get one of those anywhere.


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Yeh. That’s way too pricey. Was curious if anyone had been. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Pics of fitlump's lumps? 

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Pretty much this but with more scarring

12 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

So with all the deer lease talk, my Panhandle source (regarding the UM HC hunt and the money) used to hunt all the time at my family’s (dad’s) ranch. I have already posted my Panhandle peep pledged a certain significant sum of money to this endeavor and was pretty hard core about it. I could try and put in a “Happy Holidays” call to him to see if I can find out any more information. But I am a dipshit. He’ll know what I am after. 

I share the pictures of the cabin and the view because the idea was this summer that when Covid wasn’t a significant factor a few of us surly’s would go up for the weekend and hang out. Have fun. ( @tejas60 knows what I am talking about in regards to a trip).  

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Dang makes my little 50 acre piece of Texas sad

But i do get nice sunsets

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