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Just now, Yuk said:

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Pretty much this but with more scarring

Yikes! Hopefully she and Turtle Tom never procreate. 

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1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Dang makes my little 50 acre piece of Texas sad

But i do get nice sunsets

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That’s beautiful! 

7 minutes ago, Fud said:

Pics of fitlump's lumps? 

It was one lump and it was mounted to her head...  I think she had it surgically removed...  

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Everything is very quiet. Very, very, quiet.

If the BMD’s passed around the offering plate to pony up 100m ameros, much of that motivation came from getting Herman the fuck out of here.

With that lame ass CDC statement, and hearing ZERO on plan B or C, I feel very good about where things stand with UM. If we were out of it, and it was a hard pass from him, we’d have heard about it AND our efforts with B and C. We’re hearing nothing. Nada.

Urban is coming.



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1 minute ago, MAGS® said:

It was one lump and it was mounted to her head...  I think she had it surgically removed...  

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13 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

the big lebowski GIF

 

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1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

Everything is very quiet. Very, very, quiet.

If the BMD’s passed around the offering plate to pony up 100m ameros, much of that motivation came from getting Herman the fuck out of here.

With that lame ass CDC statement, and hearing ZERO on plan B or C, I feel very good about where things stand with UM. If we were out of it, and it was a hard pass from him, we’d have heard about it AND our efforts with B and C. We’re gearing nothing. Nada.

Urban is coming.



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That’s all I can think as well. He’s 56. He has the “itch to coach every day.” And we are offering him a challenge. Plus a buttload of money.

Just now, Handcruser said:

Everything is very quiet. Very, very, quiet.

If the BMD’s passed around the offering plate to pony up 100m ameros, much of that motivation came from getting Herman the fuck out of here.

With that lame ass CDC statement, and hearing ZERO on plan B or C, I feel very good about where things stand with UM. If we were out of it, and it was a hard pass from him, we’d have heard about it AND our efforts with B and C. We’re gearing nothing. Nada.

Urban is coming.



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Not to mention zero public denials from him.

The tin foil is completely layered on my head, and I need to add a few more sheets.

Has Shelley tweeted anything new? 
I take it we aren’t Flight Tracking anymore or following other tweets from The Squid and RGL? 
 

@derpyhorndog was doing an excellent job on Flight Aware and THEN he got a PM (which we all saw the post telling him to check his inbox) and he’s been all quiet ever since on the flight tracking. 
 

we have no other choice BUT to conclude that UM to Texas is happening! 

15 minutes ago, Fud said:

Pics of fitlump's lumps? 

Trust me.

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Well, uh, she liked this tweet. 
 

 

For all of you non-believers, we just don’t need that kind of energy here. We kindly ask you to pack your shit and EABOD’s.






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3 minutes ago, runthebone said:

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that's some BDE

11 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Has Shelley tweeted anything new? 
I take it we aren’t Flight Tracking anymore or following other tweets from The Squid and RGL? 
 

@derpyhorndog was doing an excellent job on Flight Aware and THEN he got a PM (which we all saw the post telling him to check his inbox) and he’s been all quiet ever since on the flight tracking. 
 

we have no other choice BUT to conclude that UM to Texas is happening! 

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59 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

Everything is very quiet. Very, very, quiet.

If the BMD’s passed around the offering plate to pony up 100m ameros, much of that motivation came from getting Herman the fuck out of here.

With that lame ass CDC statement, and hearing ZERO on plan B or C, I feel very good about where things stand with UM. If we were out of it, and it was a hard pass from him, we’d have heard about it AND our efforts with B and C. We’re hearing nothing. Nada.

Urban is coming.



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I hope so. With how crappy 2020 has been overall these past couple months has sort’ve redeemed itself.

1) I was happy with the changes coming in 2021

2) Receiving my PS5 and Xbox Series X

Urban coming to Texas would be the icing.

2 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Very true...Derpyhorndog is completely MIA after CTJ PM’d him. Either CTJ is part of the Urban cover up or his dick pick freaked out Derpy

Then CTJ said he just needed to talk planes with derpy. And said we were reading too much into it. Urban is happening!!!!!

3 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Very true...Derpyhorndog is completely MIA after CTJ PM’d him

oh fuck, I forgot about that. 

Derpy was spilling the beans so CTJ sent him the PM version of the Ring video....

46 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:


Yeah, wasn't he a kiddie diddler or something?

That is what I remember. What a weird, twisted world. 

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

CTJ to Derpy

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Or Junior Miller to Ms. Junior Miller

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3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Hungover. Thermometer went out last night so ignore the holes. Just hit 203 internal, time to pull and rest for at least two hours 

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Rested three hours and slice. Fucking delicious. Fire Herman, Hire Urban. Hook em!

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28 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Not to mention zero public denials from him.

The tin foil is completely layered on my head, and I need to add a few more sheets.

I don't think it is tinfoil.  Tinfoil would be this is all a ruse to get Gruden/Saban(again)/Harbaugh.  There are lots and lots of data points that align with UM coming to Texas, the most egregious being how he was treated on set that Saturday before it blew up.  

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Rested three hours and slice. Fucking delicious. Fire Herman, Hire Urban. Hook em!

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square toed boots, would not bang

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Rested three hours and slice. Fucking delicious. Fire Herman, Hire Urban. Hook em!

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Nice boots.

43 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


No it’s like $22 for a milk shake and I can get one of those anywhere.


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Sounds like some shit you'd do on a date trying to get laid

Just now, ztejas said:

Nice boots.

I’ll show off my gators on my next brisket 

Rested three hours and slice. Fucking delicious. Fire Herman, Hire Urban. Hook em!
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I was all in until I saw the boots.


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8 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


I was all in until I saw the boots.


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The bigger question is, does the carpet match the drapes?

 

11 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


I was all in until I saw the boots.


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Definitely not UncleBuck

Just came across this site the other day and signed up just because of this thread. ive found myself checking this site and ignoring all others now. Now im in too deep. 

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Not enough point

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Leaking Eltife’s name really upset THEM. It’s going to be very quiet.


these 9.95 mods aren’t going to get a damn thing from anyone of significance for the rest of the “search.” 

25 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Rested three hours and slice. Fucking delicious. Fire Herman, Hire Urban. Hook em!

 

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You had two ostriches cutting your brisket?

(Forgive me. Poor play on "You have snakes for legs?" from the other night.)

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:


Yeah, wasn't he a kiddie diddler or something?

 

Don't forget TxTow in that arena.

It's an OK transition class as long as it's a transition class. Not the standard we expect though and just based on the OL recruiting, Herman should be gone. We know where small OL classes lead. (I like the big astronaut kid.) You don't win championships without the OL being one of the top ten units of any kind in the country.

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

It's an OK transition class as long as it's a transition class. Not the standard we expect though and just based on the OL recruiting, Herman should be gone. We know where small OL classes lead. (I like the big astronaut kid.) You don't win championships without the OL being one of the top ten units of any kind in the country.

We just need a HC that knows how to coach up and utilize and develop the players we got. Iowa State does that. TCU has typically done that. They don’t get top ten signing classes. OU has typically not had a signing class in the top ten or top twenty for much of the last decade plus. It’s coaching and scheme and fit and development. Herman sucks at all of the above. 
 

We need UM! 

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10 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Definitely not UncleBuck

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26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll show off my gators on my next brisket 

You bought those boots in Oklahoma, didn't you?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Have y’all ever been to the Yard? For milkshakes? 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

You bought those boots in Oklahoma, didn't you?

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6 minutes ago, reneg_2 said:

Leaking Eltife’s name really upset THEM. It’s going to be very quiet.


these 9.95 mods aren’t going to get a damn thing from anyone of significance for the rest of the “search.” 

What?  He's the BOR chairman.  Of course he's going to be involved in a potential 75M+ commitment for the university.

4 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

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Yeah, but is it worth five dollars?

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5 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

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Get that man a scholarship to Florida!

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boots GIF

 

RG's other boots

5 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

You bought those boots in Oklahoma, didn't you?

Those are for, pardon the expression, "squares."

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