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There is only one proper toe on a boot. The Lucchese roper.  Sammy Lucchese was my dad's best friend, unfortunately my dad diagnosed his oral cancer that killed him. 

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10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

shoe throwing GIF

Is that the highlight from the UF/LSU game?

 

*edit, someone beat me to the joke

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too slow

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

There is only one proper toe on a boot. The Lucchese roper.  Sammy Lucchese was my dad's best friend, unfortunately my dad diagnosed his oral cancer that killed him. 

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Nice. Your dad is a pathologist? 
 

 

18 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Not enough point

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"This the Cowboys year, ese"

6 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

boots GIF

 

RG's other boots

3 payments

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Nice. Your dad is a pathologist? 
 

 

No, he's passed away, oral surgeon

14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

OU has typically not had a signing class in the top ten or top twenty for much of the last decade plus.

Lol what?

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

No, he's passed away, oral surgeon

Sorry. I’m an idiot. My dad was a pathologist before he passed away. 
 

So are we all doing BOOT pictures now?

Figured I would share too. Made these beef ribs a few weekends back on my smoker. 

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol what?

In the nation. The last decade ranking the signing classes each year. OU isn’t in top ten. We are. If we had a HC worth a shit we could beat OU because we have better rated recruits. 
 

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/list/top-10-recruiting-schools-since-2010-alabama-fsu-ohio-state-michigan-lsu-texas/ued2sx7rbi9t182ihz0cqt8bp
 

OU not even close by comparison to Texas in recruiting. They shouldn’t be beating the shit out of us like they have been. Our HCs have stunk. 

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Well, uh, she liked this tweet. 
 

 

It shows there is no like. So she never liked it or unliked it. 

1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

For all of you non-believers, we just don’t need that kind of energy here. We kindly ask you to pack your shit and EABOD’s.






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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The last decade ranking the signing classes each year. OU isn’t in top ten.

Okay but that's not what you said. Including 2021 OU has had a top 10 class in 4 of the past 5 years. In the other year they were 12th. OU maybe slightly overachieves when looking at their recruiting rankings. Also keep in mind they actually recruit to position need and scheme fit much more than Texas does. They certainly aren't TCU or ISU*.

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9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So are we all doing BOOT pictures now?

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28 minutes ago, reneg_2 said:

Leaking Eltife’s name really upset THEM. It’s going to be very quiet.


these 9.95 mods aren’t going to get a damn thing from anyone of significance for the rest of the “search.” 

That explains why everything went south so quick on the 9.95 info front. Burton first reported that Eltife was involved on Wednesday Dec. 2nd and by Sunday Dec. 6th word vaguely came out that the pursuit appeared to be over without any other explanation. Also makes sense as to why the other sites were so adamant that Eltife was not involved at all once that was reported.

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

In the nation. The last decade ranking the signing classes each year. OU isn’t in top ten. We are. If we had a HC worth a shit we could beat OU because we have better rated recruits. 
 

https://www.sportingnews.com/us/ncaa-football/list/top-10-recruiting-schools-since-2010-alabama-fsu-ohio-state-michigan-lsu-texas/ued2sx7rbi9t182ihz0cqt8bp
 

OU not even close by comparison to Texas in recruiting. They shouldn’t be beating the shit out of us like they have been. Our HCs have stunk. 

If that list were expanded OU would likely be the next school up.  On paper Texas does recruit better than OU, but it's very close.  We sign the #3 class and they sign the #6. 

What are we supposed to do on page 700? Pray for our sins and Urban to come to Texas? “700 club”type shit?

This guy looks like he could be an evil leader of some underground anti-government group the James Bond is trying to take down.

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Oh wait, no he doesn't.

12 minutes ago, Urbanmeyerscyst said:

It shows there is no like. So she never liked it or unliked it. 

Huh? The like is still there. Click Damian's name, then you can view the like. 

12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Yeah Patterson has been great the past five years 

He is 4-1 against Texas the last five years.

26 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

There is only one proper toe on a boot. The Lucchese roper.  Sammy Lucchese was my dad's best friend, unfortunately my dad diagnosed his oral cancer that killed him. 

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In twenty pages this will become the story about how Alphahorn killed his dad with a pair of Lucchese's.

50 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What’s wrong with @RGBIII boots? 

Square toes make it tougher to slip them into the saddle stirrups. 

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2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

If that list were expanded OU would likely be the next school up.  On paper Texas does recruit better than OU, but it's very close.  We sign the #3 class and they sign the #6. 

It’s a fun exercise to be sure. OU does get many times more 3 stars than we do.

https://247sports.com/Season/2020-Football/CompositeTeamRankings/
 

When you compare that to our other conference losses it becomes painfully clear that our HCs are awful at developing talent. Herman should be shot out of a canon this afternoon to Bolivia.

 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What are we supposed to do on page 700? Pray for our sins and Urban to come to Texas? “700 club”type shit?

incense 2 |

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

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So was watching this video below to see how evil these two people are and I noticed the carpet behind Eltife was familiar...

 

 

Anyone know what type of boots Eltife wears?

1 minute ago, BornOrange said:

He is 4-1 against Texas the last five years.

Is that something to be proud of?  Beating us isn't a big deal anymore. 

 

his last 5 years:

 

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not much better than Herm right?  And Herm took over for Charlie.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

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Cool! I have my gifs ready! In case @immamac does that approval deal on that page. 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

So was watching this video below to see how evil these two people are and I noticed the carpet behind Eltife was familiar...

 

 

Anyone know what type of boots Eltife wears?

The iconic Big Tex gets a makeover | The Last Word | Lucchese

7 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Huh? The like is still there. Click Damian's name, then you can view the like. 

That or you can check her likes. Whats interesting is that it doesn't have the typical "1" by the heart that someone liked it. I think that's what's throwing him off. The fact it doesn't show her liking it directly is interestingggg 

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

That or you can check her likes. Whats interesting is that it doesn't have the typical "1" by the heart that someone liked it. I think that's what's throwing him off. The fact it doesn't show her liking it directly is interestingggg 

She’s stealthy. It’s happening!!!!!

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll show off my gators on my next brisket 

They look terrible!

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1 hour ago, Handcruser said:

Everything is very quiet. Very, very, quiet.

If the BMD’s passed around the offering plate to pony up 100m ameros, much of that motivation came from getting Herman the fuck out of here.

With that lame ass CDC statement, and hearing ZERO on plan B or C, I feel very good about where things stand with UM. If we were out of it, and it was a hard pass from him, we’d have heard about it AND our efforts with B and C. We’re hearing nothing. Nada.

Urban is coming.



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So far there hasnt even been all the bullshit smoke I expected to go around. The CDC/Franklin deal has really been the only thing. 

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Is that something to be proud of?  Beating us isn't a big deal anymore. 

 

his last 5 years:

 

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not much better than Herm right?  And Herm took over for Charlie.

Worse than Herman overall. Obviously dominating Head to head. 

10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

incense 2 |

I see white smoke.  Means Urban is in the bag

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

I see white smoke.  Means Urban is in the bag

Urban Meyer

11 minutes ago, MoJames said:

So was watching this video below to see how evil these two people are and I noticed the carpet behind Eltife was familiar...

 

 

Anyone know what type of boots Eltife wears?

but does the carpet match the Horseshoe Bay Resort Drapes?

11 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Is that something to be proud of?  Beating us isn't a big deal anymore. 

 

his last 5 years:

 

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not much better than Herm right?  And Herm took over for Charlie.

Just pointing out that a mediocre Fatterson is still able to beat Mensa consistently.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Urban Meyer

I'll never understand why the NCAA accepted a MNC football trophy design that looks simultaneously like a phallus and a vagina.

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

I'll never understand why the NCAA accepted a MNC football trophy design that looks simultaneously like a phallus and a vagina.

I think you just answered your own question #BDE

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Lulz. Even my computer senses the BDE of this thread. My browser just gave this message, which I've never seen before:

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1 minute ago, Born Burnt said:

Lulz. Even my computer senses the BDE of this thread. My browser just gave this message, which I've never seen before:

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Yea it is significant, thank you for noticing. 

25 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This guy looks like...

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...Mike Leach's half brother

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

but does the carpet match the Horseshoe Bay Resort Drapes?

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16 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

That or you can check her likes. Whats interesting is that it doesn't have the typical "1" by the heart that someone liked it. I think that's what's throwing him off. The fact it doesn't show her liking it directly is interestingggg 

It looks like a normal twitter like to me, with the 1 by the heart... 

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

...Mike Leach's half brother

Which half?

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

C'mon, CDC. Let's do this! /BDE

If it happens it won't be b/c of him

27 minutes ago, MoJames said:

This guy looks like he could be an evil leader of some underground anti-government group the James Bond is trying to take down.  in a Kia Soul commercial. 

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FIFY

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