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1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

 

 

Yes, just don't ignore my texts or phone calls and there will be no problems.

What about your posts here?

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1 minute ago, Mikey4 said:

I choose to believe the Yacht.

I didn’t want to believe it, but after reading the tweet on knewk210’s 27th consecutive post I am all in.

Pretty sure Sir Yatch mentioned the Bengals would make a hard run at Urban a month or so ago. 

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

 

 

Yes, just don't ignore my texts or phone calls and there will be no problems.

 

18 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? Please don't share with the Board those guys are so gullible. 

 

20 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? Please don't share with the Board those guys are so gullible. 

 

22 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

ztejas, I think management wants an update from night crew. I assume this is a private message so we need to spin the narrative to keep our jobs?  I suggest we keep this private, but this will keep us employed if we promote this as Urban is a done deal? Correct? 

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53 minutes ago, Mwe10 said:

Long time lurker, but I came across something very interesting on Twitter from somebody who has been very accurate on big ten related news. https://twitter.com/siryacht/status/1339363475043340290?s=21 

he has correctly had news such as the start of the big ten and big ten changing rules so Ohio state could play in the championship this weekend. 

Strong to very strong first post. We will accept your application to night crew on a probationary basis. 

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

Just now, ztejas said:

What about your posts here?

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

What about your posts here?

Seriously was a joke. After send a reply it goes back to "send reply" again. Didn't mean to send again.

53 minutes ago, Mwe10 said:

Long time lurker, but I came across something very interesting on Twitter from somebody who has been very accurate on big ten related news. https://twitter.com/siryacht/status/1339363475043340290?s=21 

he has correctly had news such as the start of the big ten and big ten changing rules so Ohio state could play in the championship this weekend. 

Interesting that he was one of the squid's first follows. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

Shouldn't be a problem 

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11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Press 'submit' once.  How fucking hard is that?

It took him 3 years to sign up.  Cut him some slack.  All levels welcome. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

All you need is the MarineTraffic app/website and the boat's name? lol

4 minutes ago, pops said:

Strong to very strong first post. We will accept your application to night crew on a probationary basis. 

His Night Crew pledge name is Pinto.

Just now, pops said:

Shouldn't be a problem 

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That'll keep them busy! Good job. 

12 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

I choose to believe the Yacht.

If you're ever trying to get your groove and tempo back on the course turn on Yacht Rock. 

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

His Night Crew pledge name is Pinto.

Why pinto?

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why pinto?

Why not?!?!

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why pinto?

Cuz when you hit him in the ass it explodes

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Why pinto?

The Ford Pinto's exploding gas tank, perhaps?

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5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

It took him 3 years to sign up.  Cut him some slack.  All levels welcome. 

Thanks for that. Respect!

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why pinto?

Night crew. Don't question it. 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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The Cincinnati Bengals is certainly not the perfect, perfect situation. I'm not even sure it qualifies as one perfect.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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Works for me. Its Happening!!!!!

3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

The Cincinnati Bengals is certainly not the perfect, perfect situation. I'm not even sure it qualifies as one perfect.

He recruited the QB with no knee though 

3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

The Cincinnati Bengals is certainly not the perfect, perfect situation. I'm not even sure it qualifies as one perfect.

Well, nobody's Burfict!

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7 hours ago, RGBIII said:

This is the office break room

It seems pops really wanted to ream you for potentially utilitarian domestic carpet selection.

Looks  like his prick just hit a hard wall of concrete instead. Well played.

Beautiful  brisket porn RGBIII!

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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Seriously? Is he connected?

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Have y'all ever had a breakfast taco from Valentina's Tex Mex? It is a little more pricey than most places.

Holyfield? Is the best.  (Think that was the name).  Bad ass breakfast.

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Exactly. Its beautiful up there. Especially the NE side.
5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Well, nobody's Burfict!

Burfict, perfect ... 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Seriously? Is he connected?

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18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So we have to start tracking yachts now?  Lol. We should make the day crew do that shit. 

--Oracle moving headquarters to Austin

--Chairman of the Board is Larry Ellison

--Larry races yachts

--So yes track Larry's yacht for Urban to ATX

 

 

13 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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Just now, LTtxfan said:

--Oracle moving headquarters to Austin

--Chairman of the Board is Larry Ellison

--Larry races yachts

--So yes track Larry's yacht for Urban to ATX

 

 

Its Happening! This all makes sense. I approve. 

4 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Holyfield? Is the best.  (Think that was the name).  Bad ass breakfast.

Will definitely have to try!

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

--Oracle moving headquarters to Austin

--Chairman of the Board is Larry Ellison

--Larry races yachts

--So yes track Larry's yacht for Urban to ATX

 

 

Fuck Oracle. They are the aggy of tech.

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30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Press 'submit' once.  How fucking hard is that?

I explained after hitting reply it kept showing send reply with no confirmation that text was sent. You must be fun to work with and apparently have self regulation issues which translates to very low EQ. There is counseling that can help with your issues. Good luck.

47 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

I like the finger lakes area. Getting hammered on bad wine in beautiful scenery is pretty fun. 

Bully Hill holla. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Will definitely have to try!

I live in DFW.  When COVID is over, I wanna go back.  Memorable experience.  I usually stay in North Austin, but it’s wort the drive.

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

I have a source who is a straight shooter. He says Urban to Texas is a lock. 

 

 

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Night crew.  And just for that, I give you all the nights and yachts you can handle.

 

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14 minutes ago, El Squared said:

It seems pops really wanted to ream you for potentially utilitarian domestic carpet selection.

Looks  like his prick just hit a hard wall of concrete instead. Well played.

Beautiful  brisket porn RGBIII!

You don't know what my prick has hit!  

Sir yacht does not have BDE

4 hours ago, MoJames said:

Tom Herman looks like he hasn't been eating.

Nope. Just snorting.

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