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59 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Where is the Flying Wasp?

Where is the Golden Fang?

 

 

Just caught back up on this thread after going through everything since last night. Had a lot of fashion debating to wade through from the day crew today.

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Day crew sleeping like babies.

Night shift willing it into existence.

 

It’s good of us to let Day Crew start off the morning with the 700 Club. They need some Jesus.

When you wake up tomorrow you'll be one day closer to the UM era at Texas, goodnight all
Lol.."UM"..Unhinged Madness? Unrepentant Mensa? University of Meatchicken?

Todays presser didnt seem like dead man walking
3 hours ago, markstanco said:
3 hours ago, Getafix said:
 
 

Im 49. There seems to be a small window of age groups who like the smiths like i do. 55-60, no. 35-40, no. Its weird.

42. Favorite band.

So which of the insiders/9.95ers is coming out of the woodwork to say that Cristobal was the next man up for Texas if Meyer is out of the picture tomorrow morning

6 minutes ago, ousux said:

Lol.."UM"..Unhinged Madness? Unrepentant Mensa? University of Meatchicken?

Todays presser didnt seem like dead man walking

That's because he gets 15 million whether he coaches or not. Why would he give a fuck. 

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

So which of the insiders/9.95ers is coming out of the woodwork to say that Cristobal was the next man up for Texas if Meyer is out of the picture tomorrow morning

So we’ve been paying twice as much for herman as Nike university had been for Mario, for these results?

I'm 49. Love The Smiths.
I'm 51. Fuck the Smiths.
6 hours ago, South Austin said:

It’s because they’re sober and somewhat rational.

Holy shit, man. No. Day Shift is a fucking trainwreck.

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2 hours ago, ousux said:

Lol.."UM"..Unhinged Madness? Unrepentant Mensa? University of Meatchicken?

Todays presser didnt seem like dead man walking

Because Tomithy has been drunk for a month and actually believed CDCs press release. 

Nobodies pointed out to him that next month is 2021. And if he's still employed on January one. That means he was coach in 2021. That fact he won't make February hasn't occurred to him yet

5 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

So can anyone give a dumbass a bumper sticker instruciton for embedding tweets using a PC web browser?  If not I'll go stand in the corner and let the grownups carry on.

Under the text of the tweet you can see the time and date of posting, in the form of a link. Right click on it, copy the link address, and then paste it in your post here.

7 hours ago, troph said:

Because sex steak and French wine makes me happy. 

Never heard that term before. I’m using it!

 

*Even if it derived from a lesson in the importance of commas.

So how do I rub my meat again?

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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

You think this and CDC’s statement are the same? 
 

 

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“And some of our coaches” is a great line..

6 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Speaking of The Smiths earlier this is a great song and very fitting for this thread.

Another great song and probably their best known, also with a title fitting to the topic.

 

Never really cared for them. But son of a bitch if you didn’t hear that fucking intro to “What difference does it make” being played at the guitar corral inside every music store for the better part of ten years. Well that and anything Van Halen.

"Vicious Chatter"? I resemble those remarks.

The McRib ad on Reddit starts off with this image. Sex sells.

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8 hours ago, runthebone said:

Where is the Flying Wasp?

Drydock

Hey, you scratched my anchor >> Scuttlebutt Sailing News

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

This makes so much sense that I can't believe I've never heard this comparison before.  Good call.

and Taysom Hill. You should watch more games.

6 hours ago, Modessit said:
10 hours ago, David Dennison said:
I'm 49. Love The Smiths.

I'm 51. Fuck the Smiths.

I'm 50 and I'm kind of meh on the Smiths.   I'll take the sex steak though.

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8 hours ago, Mr Orange said:

Sam is going to come back after Urban is announced.

After looking at your previous posting history and prior predictions I lack confidence in your information. 

Did the night shift not show up?   After OSU gets beat by NW I guess the Urban announcement can happen on Sunday?🦑🤛💥🚑

8 hours ago, Teryor said:

So which of the insiders/9.95ers is coming out of the woodwork to say that Cristobal was the next man up for Texas if Meyer is out of the picture tomorrow morning

Good, meathead is off the table. Do not want

20 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Did the night shift not show up?   After OSU gets beat by NW I guess the Urban announcement can happen on Sunday?🦑🤛💥🚑

Some of us fell asleep. Have to conserve our energy for the weekend. Hoping for some big news to start leaking out soon. Hoping. I don’t know shit. But it’s been posted on here that perhaps this weekend may bring some new news? 

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I did not see that extension coming even after peering into my cristobal.

3 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

I did not see that extension coming even after peering into my cristobal.

you gotta lock him up, he's red hot, they just made the Pac-12 Championship Game

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Some of us fell asleep. Have to conserve our energy for the weekend. Hoping for some big news to start leaking out soon. Hoping. I don’t know shit. But it’s been posted on here that perhaps this weekend may bring some new news? 

No leaks

What's the topic du jour? BBQ, boots, music, flight tracking, or Shelly's tweets?

4 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

I did not see that extension coming even after peering into my cristobal.


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4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

No leaks

What's the topic du jour? BBQ, boots, music, flight tracking, or Shelly's tweets?

We need a good “side” topic since we never stray. Lol. 

8 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


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Looks like hornfromdallas was in charge of the subtitles

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

So how do I rub my meat again?

 

I have all my gifs ready for for the “700 Club.” I must repent for my many sins and ask for forgiveness. Well and pray for Urban to come to Texas. It’s serious business! 🤘🏼😃

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

No leaks

What's the topic du jour? BBQ, boots, music, flight tracking, or Shelly's tweets?

Snowmageddon2020? 

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Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 

 

Just now, Underdog said:

Snowmageddon2020? 

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Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 

 

Where dat? All we got is morning frost in DFW.

9 hours ago, Teryor said:

So which of the insiders/9.95ers is coming out of the woodwork to say that Cristobal was the next man up for Texas if Meyer is out of the picture tomorrow morning

We're Texas! We get other corches raises at their current gigs when they turn us down!

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