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This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Taysom Hill is probably a more accurate comparison.

I get that there isn't a large sample of mobile white QBs to compare Sam to, but Hill had wide receiver speed and Sam runs like a fullback.  Sam's TD/INT ratio and QBR are also much better.  Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

1 hour ago, TexasEx said:

Brian Jones on the ticket this morning. Commented on CDC’s vague statement. “Cake is not baked yet.” Unclear if referring to Therman firing or Urban. I choose to believe both. 

 

PS. Everyone should reply to Hartzell’s holiday email with #firehermanhireurban 

I've emailed Hartzell and CDC.  Probably got filtered to trash, but whatever

Just now, TexArcher said:

I get that there isn't a large sample of mobile white QBs to compare Sam to, but Hill had wide receiver speed and Sam runs like a fullback.  Sam's TD/INT ratio and QBR are also much better.  Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

So you're saying Sam's more like a Matt Jones?

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I get that there isn't a large sample of mobile white QBs to compare Sam to, but Hill had wide receiver speed and Sam runs like a fullback.  Sam's TD/INT ratio and QBR are also much better.  Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

Well, that and the Heisman . . .

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

Totally

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

But seriously, what other opening would make sense?  USC isn't opening, UofM extended Harbaugh, Kelly isn't leaving ND.  He sure as shit isn't going to Auburn.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

What about their no nonsense attitude and moxie? Are you even factoring that into the equation? I hear they are both also committed students and pillars of their communities. Leaders on and off the field. The types of guys you bring home to meet mom and dad.

Just now, ztejas said:

What about their no nonsense attitude and moxie? Are you even factoring that into the equation? I hear they are both also committed students and pillars of their communities. Leaders on and off the field. The types of guys you bring home to meet mom and dad.

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I can keep going and make it really racist if you want.

2 minutes ago, Jack Wilson said:

Well, that and the Heisman . . .

Looks like we're all getting our white QBs confused here. When did Hill win a Heisman?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What about their no nonsense attitude and moxie? Are you even factoring that into the equation? I hear they are both also committed students and pillars of their communities. Leaders on and off the field. The types of guys you bring home to meet mom and dad.

Lunchbox.  Coach on the field.  Can't get them out of the video room.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Lunchbox.  Coach on the field.  Can't get them out of the video room.

Not as much firecracker in 'em as a guy like Taylor Martinez. 

18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shoulda guessed. We just call it Jackson around here because that’s the town name. No, Cody. Could be a little regional chain, though. 
there’s a nonzero chance I move to Hamilton, MT in a month or two though. 

I'm moving to Darby in January.  Let's get the Bitterroot Texas Exes chapter going.

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

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5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I get that there isn't a large sample of mobile white QBs to compare Sam to, but Hill had wide receiver speed and Sam runs like a fullback.  Sam's TD/INT ratio and QBR are also much better.  Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

Well, Texas' defense sure made Hill look like the 2nd coming of VY. /noracist

I don't know what their 40 times are, but Hill definitely looked faster. Good to know Sam is/was the better passer. That should excite UM.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Good to know Sam is/was the better passer.

You're right. Sam is a passer.

9 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

Not really.  Most will just go away.  There will be a dedicated circle of 6 or 7 of ya'll doing your impersonations of Satya and CTJ will be dropping breadcrumbs of how Texas blew it behind the scenes....

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Lunchbox.  Coach on the field.  Can't get them out of the video room.

Oooh, I forgot the best one...

 

 

 

 

 

"Deceptively fast"

12 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

Spill it insider.  I don't think USC or ND are options this year.  Same with Michigan.  But even if they were, I don't think he'd want to coach against tOSU every year.  So, what are you hearing?

13 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

To be fair, most of us are already insane anyway.

 

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 Really the only thing they have in common is the whiteness.

According to important social media influencers such as InstaTwitFace, that terminology is not to be used any longer. Replace it in your vocabulary with Melatonin Denial.

Tayson Hill talk not going away so time to reflect on Manny _iaz's latest gem

 

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes! On our backs ALL week!!! Lol. Pull your shit together day crew! Find some more intel! Ha! 

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Oooh, I forgot the best one...

 

 

 

 

 

"Deceptively fast"

Okay, who do you think is the best comparison to Ehlinger? 

 

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Spill it insider.  I don't think USC or ND are options this year.  Same with Michigan.  But even if they were, I don't think he'd want to coach against tOSU every year.  So, what are you hearing?

SC is out due to the success they have had and their anti Meyer president. If Kelly leaves things could get interesting but that means he either jumped to the NFL or we hired him away so their is a 50% chance we would be ok in that scenario. Also if he was doing tOSU any favors by waiting no way he jumps to their biggest rival. 

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tayson Hill talk not going away so time to reflect on Manny _iaz's latest gem

 

Sounds like Mack may understand a thing or two about Manny's scheme. 

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, who do you think is the best comparison to Ehlinger? 

 

I assume there are lots of QBs who take too many crippling sacks.

Just now, Vertigo said:

Sounds like Mack may understand a thing or two about Manny's scheme. 

Would be a fun bowl game with Bijan getting 15 carries against his defense

2 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Tayson Hill talk not going away so time to reflect on Manny _iaz's latest gem

 

Once FYPM is gone from Texas, THEN it's OK to run up the score! 
"Orange slices and improved sausage for errrybody!" FFS

10 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Not really.  Most will just go away.  There will be a dedicated circle of 6 or 7 of ya'll doing your impersonations of Satya and CTJ will be dropping breadcrumbs of how Texas blew it behind the scenes....

They've already started. To Satya's credit he hasn't been a big of as bleeding vagina as some others. 

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1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Would be a fun bowl game with Bijan getting 15 carries against his defense

15??   15?!?!    What are you trying to do? Kill him?

If Urban announces for another program, it's going to be a reflection of the fucking idiots we have in charge that cannot seem to be able to get a decent coach here.  As much as people want to blame the fans, we don't have any damn control over this program.  If Urban picks another program over us, it's because the administration wasn't able to convince a guy to take 80 millions dollars and coach a blue blood program with the most resources in the most fertile recruiting ground in the easiest fucking conference.  If he takes another college job, then the entire BoR, AD, Pres will have egg on their face.

Just now, runthebone said:

I assume there are lots of QBs who take too many crippling sacks.

Without looking at statistics, my half-baked comparisons were made with good runners/inconsistent passers in mind. But, as a few pointed out, I overrate Sam's running and underrate his passing. Maybe he's one-of-a-kind...

17 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Looks like we're all getting our white QBs confused here. When did Hill win a Heisman?

Meant Sam-Tebow.

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

If Urban announces for another program, it's going to be a reflection of the fucking idiots we have in charge that cannot seem to be able to get a decent coach here.  As much as people want to blame the fans, we don't have any damn control over this program.  If Urban picks another program over us, it's because the administration wasn't able to convince a guy to take 80 millions dollars and coach a blue blood program with the most resources in the most fertile recruiting ground in the easiest fucking conference.  If he takes another college job, then the entire BoR, AD, Pres will have egg on their face.

Hard to argue with this.

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

If he takes another college job, then the entire BoR, AD, Pres will have egg BDE on their face.

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3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Hmmm... this could get fucky... how many coaches at OSU would be willing to bail if they now feel that the B1G screwed them on this??

7 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I assume there are lots of QBs who take too many crippling sacks.

Yes. Buechele was very good at this while on the 40.

You just know this whole playoff fiasco is going to end with Aggy putting something on their wall.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Hmmm... this could get fucky... how many coaches at OSU would be willing to bail if they now feel that the B1G screwed them on this??

 

5 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

If they're ineligible on Saturday, then it's possible they'll be ineligible for the first-round playoff game as well.  Which means their season would be done.

Which means Urban Meyer can steal their coaching staff and announce his new status as head coach at Texas as early as today or tomorrow!

Urban Meyer to Texas, oh yes indeed.  Here we go!

 

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, who do you think is the best comparison to Ehlinger? 

 

Honestly, there really isn't a great one.  The Tebow one makes sense because of their running styles, but Sam's a better passer.  And we've all heard that comparison about as often as the trivia nugget that Colt's and Ship's dads were college roommates (omg).  Why does Sam need a comparison?  

Honestly, he's like Tyrone Swoopes with a melanin deficiency and a much better arm.

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, we give Sam too much credit bc he's our guy. How many times was he the best QB on the field this year? Doubtful he has the measurables of either Tebow or Hill.

But, he's probably still our best option for 2021 under UM's guidance. 

I'm curious who you think on our 2020 schedule ran out a better QB against us than Ehlinger. Brock Purdy perhaps.

11 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, who do you think is the best comparison to Ehlinger? 

 

Sam is a smaller, less talented Josh Allen.

Are we good now? 

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

You just know this whole playoff fiasco is going to end with Aggy putting something on their wall.

Yep and worse off is that I have a $75 bet that Texas would make a playoff before aggy if they backed into a spot this year I will lose it

 

Will be very interesting to see if CFP lets in tOSU despite having played 5 games against so-so opponents. I actually could see Dabo's lobbying helping the aggys or someone else leapfrog tOSU.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Hmmm... this could get fucky... how many coaches at OSU would be willing to bail if they now feel that the B1G screwed them on this??

I wonder if bukee tech will have so many players sick with the ApocalypseVirus that they will go full aggy and DEMAND the MNC is awarded/handed to them without playing any more games!

Myopians are myopians.

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