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7 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

In on 700! Did we win?

We didn't lose.

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In on pg 700

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SEVENHUNDO means "UMTOTEXAS" in Swahili.  

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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"Say 'Goodnight!' Gracie!"
---"Goodnight, Gracie!"

What an act, by a couple hams!  LULZ
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7 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

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5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

TCU has beaten us four times in those five years.

which isn't really much of an accomplishment, is it?  How's he done vs everyone else?  Sorry, beating Texas doesn't make you elite.

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9 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

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22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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UM hired before or after we hit 1000? Going with the over simply because we will hit 1000 by Saturday and UM is in on Sunday

300 pages in a week?  What sort of losers are we hanging with here?

15 minutes ago, immamac said:

URBAN MEYER WILL COME TO TEXAS

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First time I've enjoyed the 700 Club without being drunk.

By the way, is it soup yet?  I'm ready for some fucking CUM soup.

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

URBAN MEYER WILL COME TO TEXAS


For the barbecue?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

We will fuckface.
1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

If they beat Tulsa they really should be.

12 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz. is sam getting a job in the fox studio?

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

"Five-sided Fistagon!"

 

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

That's Incredible!

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

If Ohio State is not in the playoff - which I doubt; I think they will be - it would be quite the lulz if Cinci is put in, ahead of Aggy.

It would be, but also rightfully so. That LSU loss puts a damper on Aggy's win over Florida. Cincy should get in over Aggy but probably wouldn't if it came down to that. 

Cincy needs to beat Tulsa by 40. They might be capable of that. SMU losing to ECU kind of fucked Cincy. SMU losing to Tulsa really fucked them.

Just now, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

I think the bigger their win is over OUsux the better the chance is of that happening.

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

 

Just now, HornsofBevo said:

I think the bigger their win is over OUsux the better the chance is of that happening.

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

I don’t come as often because I feel sorry for all of you.  day crew, night shift, etc.  what a sad bunch of pear-shaped losers all of you must be.  let me know when urban signs his contract, dipshits. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

 

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

Well you are in the Urban Meyer or bust thread so I think that goes without saying.

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

See TCU vs Baylor 2014

 

2 minutes ago, CoachTex said:

See TCU vs Baylor 2014

 

Pretty different scenario. There were a few very strong 1 loss teams that year and the B12 didn't play a CCG iirc.

That TCU team would also beat either of these B12 CCG teams like a rented mule.

 

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She portrayed a Coach once, got down with one of the students IIRC. 

Just now, ztejas said:

Pretty different scenario. There were a few very strong 1 loss teams that year and the B12 didn't play a CCG iirc.

That TCU team would also beat either of these B12 CCG teams like a rented mule.

 

Playing, or not playing, the CCG, was completely irrelevant.  There's no way ESPN's selection committee was about to put in either of two tiny church schools, ahead of Ohio State.  Television sets and helmet status are what matters to ESPN.

 

 

13 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If Iowa State beats OK, why wouldn't they jump aggy?

Two losses.

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I too enjoy engaging in silly discussions.

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Discuss.

Snowmageddon2020? 
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Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 
 

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I feel like we need to get this thread back on topic.   Helga.

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

This board will go insane if Meyer is announced....for a different program.

If this isn’t already a done deal behind the scenes than Urban is very likely using Texas to drive up the price with another program.  I feel like this is already a done deal for Texas.  They are waiting for OSUs CFP chances to expire.  

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

There's no way ESPN's selection committee was about to put in either of two tiny church schools, ahead of Ohio State. 

Well. They did before tOSU played the B10CG. 

Who knows. Washington and Sparty have both made a CFP. Those are bigger schools, sure, but not MUCH bigger brands when it comes to football TV ratings.

56 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Ehlinger has the tendency to disappear for long periods of time with multiple 3 and outs.

I wish you did too. 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Snowmageddon2020? 

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Picked the wrong time to have snow blower in shop. 

 

Where abouts in the Ameriverse are you living?

9 minutes ago, stork642 said:

If this isn’t already a done deal behind the scenes than Urban is very likely using Texas to drive up the price with another program.  I feel like this is already a done deal for Texas.  They are waiting for OSUs CFP chances to expire.  

Or he simply said no?

The B1G literally changed their rules and protocols to get tOSU into their conference championship. IMHO, there is a less than zero chance that they don't try and play this game regardless of the Rona situation.

9 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

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I feel like we need to get this thread back on topic.   Helga.

 

Send Helga to...

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Or he simply said no?

Take your wack-job conspiracy theories elsewhere. Thanks. 

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Or he simply said no?

There's that Debbie Daycrew negativity.

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Looks like AAC Commission is pushing for 8 team CFG saying the deck is stacked against Group of 5. Interesting. I am cool with 8 teams and bowl games for other schools. Colin Cowherd saying it will probably just help SEC really. I’m on lunch detail. Lol. What’s for lunch?

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cincy needs to beat Tulsa by 40. They might be capable of that. SMU losing to ECU kind of fucked Cincy. SMU losing to Tulsa really fucked them.

but it should get us Sonny Dykes!

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Take your wack-job conspiracy theories elsewhere. Thanks. 

Let me go ahead and tell you fucks something.  Night crew would welcome me with open arms.  In fact, I have a standing offer

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