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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB- mass exodus

***Haven’t gotten the ok from my source to release the name but am told another entrant to the portal is likely to come in the next few days. Likely Monday or Tuesday.

***Player is a freshman. I’m told he hasn’t let the coaches know but does already have a spot and has begun moving out. So, while the coaches may be able to convince him to stay, I don’t imagine it will be easy

Better not be Bijan

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB- mass exodus

***Haven’t gotten the ok from my source to release the name but am told another entrant to the portal is likely to come in the next few days. Likely Monday or Tuesday.

***Player is a freshman. I’m told he hasn’t let the coaches know but does already have a spot and has begun moving out. So, while the coaches may be able to convince him to stay, I don’t imagine it will be easy

Bye bye Bijan?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB- mass exodus

***Haven’t gotten the ok from my source to release the name but am told another entrant to the portal is likely to come in the next few days. Likely Monday or Tuesday.

***Player is a freshman. I’m told he hasn’t let the coaches know but does already have a spot and has begun moving out. So, while the coaches may be able to convince him to stay, I don’t imagine it will be easy

Oh boy, here we go...My guess is Dixon now that Ingram is also apparently leaving. Maybe Broughton because everything sucks and that would really suck.

14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

 

No, Shakin’ Your Tree.  ZZ Top’s first hit from 1971.  And, the audio is from an actual record.

Edited by Harrison Stafford

And for those of you discussing Heart; this is the correct answer

 

 

Just now, TexasIsBetter said:

Bye bye Bijan?

Highly doubt it. He was just on LHN and seems like a decent guy. 

Harrison? Dorbah? Dixon? But please don't be Broughton. 

I think if it were Bijan or Collins TFB would be signaling a few more alarm bells to indicate it was someone very significant but what do I know.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

$0 out of UT’s pocket if he leaves voluntarily. 

no shit, dumbass

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

She also married Cameron Crowe. Was his muse I guess until they got divorced. 
 

Growing up I thought she was badass as I said and wished I could play the guitar like that. 
When I was little I would see the videos and think, “damn I want to be like that.”

 

Plays Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Mandolin, and maybe more? Very Talented!

There is literally no new information in the SI article about Herman wanting out. Read the link. It’s some jag off quoting the dickhead SC writer from Finebaum and saying Herman feels the heat, and says nothing about him wanting to leave.

 

Just now, FloridaHorn said:

Omiere?

Card. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I raise you this badass intro for Heart

 

Nice and their Led Zeppelin cover during the 1980(?) Texas Jam is very memorable to me. Can't find a video

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

$0 out of UT’s pocket if he leaves voluntarily. 

Gracias! 🤘🏼🤘🏼

10 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't play guitar, bro, so the technical discussion about chords is over my head.

 

Oh, I don't play either - wish I did - but I like to watch musicians, in these non-concert settings, so easily recreate familiar tunes.  Almost makes it "real."

 

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

TFB- mass exodus

***Haven’t gotten the ok from my source to release the name but am told another entrant to the portal is likely to come in the next few days. Likely Monday or Tuesday.

***Player is a freshman. I’m told he hasn’t let the coaches know but does already have a spot and has begun moving out. So, while the coaches may be able to convince him to stay, I don’t imagine it will be easy

This immediate eligibility for first time transfers could be a blessing or a curse...

Heart fucking sucks. And every cover of a zeppelin song blows 

39 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Nancy Wilson was the chick Brad was checking out in the Corvette while in his Capt Hook outfit.

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/csb

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Heart fucking sucks. And every cover of a zeppelin song blows 

You just made the list buddy!

5 minutes ago, pops said:

Heart fucking sucks. And every cover of a zeppelin song blows 

Out of rep, sooo

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So I fibbed about sharing one last old picture (no more of college me that’s boring). This one comes with a cool story. My dad had heard Terry Bradshaw talk about drinking  pickle juice for football related reasons. So my dad gets this flask and has it engraved and goes to a deli and tells them to fill it with pickle juice. He gives it to Terry. And tells him what’s in it. You can’t see what is engraved on it but it said, “Pickle Juice: The drink of champions.” Terry laughed his ass off. Later he mentioned it on the Sunday NFL show on Fox. Cool moment anyway. Whether y’all like Terry or not. He said it was one of the coolest gifts he’d ever received from a fan. Which my dad was. I had to take a picture of the picture but whatever. My mom is wayyyyy to smiley there lol.

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46 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Fatasses are people too 

I've heard they make excellent soylent green pate´.

CHIEF

19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

There is literally no new information in the SI article about Herman wanting out. Read the link. It’s some jag off quoting the dickhead SC writer from Finebaum and saying Herman feels the heat, and says nothing about him wanting to leave.

Of course not....this was a fabricated sack of shit....courtesy of ou.  

17 minutes ago, pops said:

Heart fucking sucks. And every cover of a zeppelin song blows 

Wut?

 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So I fibbed about sharing one last old picture (no more of college me that’s boring). This one comes with a cool story. My dad had heard Terry Bradshaw talk about drinking  pickle juice for football related reasons. So my dad gets this flask and has it engraved and goes to a deli and tells them to fill it with pickle juice. He gives it to Terry. And tells him what’s in it. You can’t see what is engraved on it but it said, “Pickle Juice: The drink of champions.” Terry laughed his ass off. Later he mentioned it on the Sunday NFL show on Fox. Cool moment anyway. Whether y’all like Terry or not. He said it was one of the coolest gifts he’d ever received from a fan. Which my dad was. I had to take a picture of the picture but whatever. My mom is wayyyyy to smiley there lol.

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I have a buddy that is a roofing contractor, Terry had, or has a house in Dallas. He said he went to bid on his roof, and got the job. Terry even got up on the roof to bullshit during the inspection, afterwards he took him through his house and showed him a bunch of cool memorabilia. When he brought his crew to roof the house, Terry stayed on the roof with them. He brought drinks, told jokes, busted balls, and was just a really cool guy to be around. At the end of the day, they all came down for beers on his back porch. He is a lifelong Cowboys fan, but his favorite QB is now Terry Bradshaw, Roger Stabauch wouldn't have mingled with the hired folk.

CHIEF 

5 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Wut?

 

Immediate headache. Guitar and drums are solid. Vocals are like nails on a chalkboard. Immediate punch out. 

2 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I have a buddy that is a roofing contractor, Terry had, or has a house in Dallas. He said he went to bid on his roof, and got the job. Terry even got up on the roof to bullshit during the inspection, afterwards he took him through his house and showed him a bunch of cool memorabilia. When he brought his crew to roof the house, Terry stayed on the roof with them. He brought drinks, told jokes, busted balls, and was just a really cool guy to be around. At the end of the day, they all came down for beers on his back porch. He is a lifelong Cowboys fan, but his favorite QB is now Terry Bradshaw, Roger Stabauch wouldn't have mingled with the hired folk.

CHIEF 

That’s really cool. TY for sharing!

Urban or Bust! Let’s get Herman gone night shift!

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:
8 minutes ago, Rip76 said:
Wut?
 

He's trolling. I hope.

Nope. I hate them. I won't blame anyone that likes them. Too each their own. 

44 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Fyi:  2021 RB Jonathon Brooks on FSSW live in the State Finals.... 🤘

If you're not watching Brooks right now, you are missing a show!!!  🤘🤘🤘

Sorry to hear that. They are by far the best chick band ever.

Two each there own.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Sorry to hear that. They are by far the best chick band ever.

Two each there own.

*they’re

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

If you're not watching Brooks right now, you are missing a show!!!  🤘🤘🤘

YouTube TV doesn't have FOX Sports SW, so I'm furked.

Who does Brooks remind you of? I'll have to watch the postgame highlights.

So the usual mewling quims think that Texas somehow looks bad because Herman is slowly figuring out he might be getting fired so his agent leaks a weak attempt to make it look like it's his choice? How surprising. 

Avengers nerd.
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

This is super cool. 

If you haven't watched it before, give it a shot.  To do this in front of Page/Plant/Jones, and get their approval ... watching Page smiling and getting into it is something.

 

 

That gave me the chills. Hadn’t seen that. Wish I could sling around rep but I’m out. Fuck you Tom. Tom isn’t even worthy enough to hold a bag of dicks  for Stoops. 

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Autocorrect needs to acknowledge dicks and not ducks!!!!

1 hour ago, futureman said:

if that crotch stain leaves what is his buyout?

 

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5 minutes ago, pops said:

Nope. I hate them. I won't blame anyone that likes them. Too each their own. 

* his

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Sorry to hear that. They are by far the best chick band ever.

Two each there own.

Is it a chick band if 4 of the 6 members have penii?

 

Just now, South Austin said:

*thier

*theyur

Just now, South Austin said:

*thier

Got any more cool pledge names for new night shift members? 

Is it a chick band if 4 of the 6 members have penii?
 
Its known as a chick band. We all know this.
1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Got any more cool pledge names for new night shift members? 

Not after Pinto let us all down.

1 minute ago, markstanco said:
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:
Is it a chick band if 4 of the 6 members have penii?
 

Its known as a chick band. We all know this.

So are we a female football team because of Tom Herman?

 

5 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

*their

nope

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