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32 minutes ago, markstanco said:
34 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:
Ketch needs to keep quiet. 

His dumbass wants clicks. He knows nothing.

Yeah but watch the meltdown here whenever his 'news' is released, esp the 'sky is falling' craziness from the day shift when they get wind of it.

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21 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Ketch is such a fraud

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Imma, step up your Twitter game and post a link to this thread and mention we offer up 3x the scoops at 1/3rd the price of them, and 100% more bullshit

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Lmao.

I am in love with your avatar! 

Thank you I think it's one of my better photos....

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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Jabba the Hut

Just now, Horn80 said:

Jabba the Hut

Yep

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Thank you I think it's one of my better photos....

Lol, yours too

9 minutes ago, Mantis Toboggan, MD said:

 


Ok, John Mackovic had no connections to Texas either before coming to Texas, outside of a short stint with the Cowboys.

It isn’t particularly useful to use the top coach in college history as a comparison tool. The chances of falling into a guy like that are extremely low.

 

It also isn't particularly useful to assume an experienced intelligent successful coach can't know how to adjust and acclimate to a new area he hasn't coached in before and maybe even build new connections....Lord knows that has never happened...

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24 minutes ago, b_p said:

I’d post it but it seriously isn’t shit. He’s got nothing that we don’t already know. 

Absolutely nothing in there the Night Shift hasn't been saying already for days.

14 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

(Credit to @closetojumping for the research in that regard)

You mean looking at Saban's Wikipedia page?

Brooks's running style reminds me of El Ced in H.S.  Low pads, strong lean, great balance, always finishing going forward, scrapping for every foot to finish the run.

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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You mean looking at Saban's Wikipedia page?

Hey, just citing my sources. 

1 minute ago, wood said:

Absolutely nothing in there the Night Shift hasn't been saying already for days.

Which one of you assholes is leaking our shit?

16 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

You mean to tell me a Geoff Ketchum insider report contained nothing of substance? Well now I've seen everything

You are welcome

26 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Do you have a 4K version?

Yeah, what is that ... an update for ants?

1 minute ago, troph said:

Which one of you assholes is leaking our shit?

Olestra?

4 minutes ago, troph said:

Which one of you assholes is leaking our shit?

That's giving Ketch too much credit. He probably heard people talking about what's discussed on this board while dipping his McDonald's value meal in bacon grease. 

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

That's giving Ketch too much credit. He probably heard people talking about what's discussed on this board while dipping his McDonald's value meal in bacon grease. 

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2 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

That's giving Ketch too much credit. He probably heard people talking about what's discussed on this board while dipping his McDonald's value meal in bacon grease. 

He eats frozen bacon grease waffle cones.  

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

we have fucking urban badges. What do they have? No scoop. Limp dick energy. 

 

But I want a James Franklin badge?

11 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Hey, just citing my sources. 

I'm just citing his.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

 

 

 

Fuck ya! 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

Write me a tweet. 

I'm more twatter than Twitter but here goes nothing.

Surlyhorns, the "deepthroat" for the 9.95ers "scoops"

Yeah but watch the meltdown here whenever his 'news' is released, esp the 'sky is falling' craziness from the day shift when they get wind of it.
He reads here, and will post the same thing on his blog.
 
 
 
You need to dm fitlump on how to buy followers slappy.
4 minutes ago, millhouse said:

I'm more twatter than Twitter but here goes nothing.

Surlyhorns, the "deepthroat" for the 9.95ers "scoops"

deep throat energy?  Now that’s some guy on guy porn I’d love to see!

2 minutes ago, troph said:

deep throat energy?  Now that’s some guy on guy porn I’d love to see!

Count me out

In on page 710....but, we could probably have done without the last 709....and still know just as much as we know now.

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2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

In on page 710....but, we could probably have done without the last 709....and still know just as much as we know now.

 

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Is it a chick band if 4 of the 6 members have penii?

 

Totally agree. Heart is best known for the guys in the band. Nancy and Ann are pretty much side characters. 

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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                 EVERY PAGE DAMN IT

 

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1 hour ago, Dilligas said:

Sorry to derail more but since we’re talking about Terry freaking Bradshaw and Heart (love them) figured this wouldn’t be out of order. Looked up the we list for Rush Moving Pictures tour I attended in 1981. I would love to claim that 39 years have eroded my memory, but that would be plain lying. You younguns take this as gospel, go to concerts totally straight. You’ll thank me later. What I would give to have a clear memory of this show.

Out of rep, but

Alex & Ged | Alex lifeson, Geddy lee, Great bands

56 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No misspelling, demeaner he is the better we like him.  Don't want any wimps.

"'Cause football games is won by dem horny ol' boys that wants to eat the crotch out of the end zone." - T.J. Lambert

40 minutes ago, immamac said:

we have fucking urban badges. What do they have? No scoop. Limp dick energy. 

 

Speaking of which, our Surly counterparts on "the turtle" thread act like the world is coming to an end right now. No BDE to be found. Give 'em a shot of something.

Fuck heart. Fuck ketch. Fuck SI. Fuck feinbaum. Fuck everything. Urban or bust. 

Do we believe that turtle Tom reached out to SC?

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

20 carries? That’s not legal, is it?

Ketchum is completely in the dark. I really don’t want to see these 9.95ers start drumming up attention and talking out of their ass before it’s time. 
 

The longer this thing stays in the dark the better. 

I thought it was pretty badass tweet @immamac

3 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Do we believe that turtle Tom reached out to SC?

I believe Tom has a very good agent. So ya. 

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20 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Totally agree. Heart is best known for the guys in the band. Nancy and Ann are pretty much side characters. 

Same for Big Brother and the Holding Company with that one Texas gal.

 

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