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2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

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Run! They found you! Lol. 

10 minutes ago, woohorn said:
1 hour ago, Cuernavaca said:
The 713 should be bangin
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why does the rear seat headrest have monitors in the back of the headrest?

That's not an automobile. That is a parking lot entertainment machine.  

Sweet Eldo. 

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Shooting out the back? 

Different.  I will let the military explain:

 

4 hours ago, pops said:

Heart fucking sucks. And every cover of a zeppelin song blows 

Terrible take on all accounts.

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1 minute ago, washparkhorn said:

Different.  I will let the military explain:

 

All I know is that some people are badass at detailing cars-competition wise. I think their art is awesome. 


 

 

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

All I know is that some people are badass at detailing cars-competition wise. I think their art is awesome. 

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She's gorgeous. And the photo is stunning. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

All I know is that some people are badass at detailing cars-competition wise. I think their art is awesome. 


 

 

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Mrs. Cuernavaca grew up in Htown and wants a slab car one day. Hopefully by the time our oldest is a senior in high school 🤘

41 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Card?

If Card transfers we might as well demo DKR and get a men's soccer team

Just now, ztejas said:

If Card transfers we might as well demo DKR and get a men's soccer team

He’s that good?

3 hours ago, b_p said:

I’d post it but it seriously isn’t shit. He’s got nothing that we don’t already know. 

Well if you buy Ketch saying that if not Meyer it is a coach with CFB experience that would mean either Peterson, Kelly, Dantonio, Helfrich or Kirby. Kirby can recruit $EC style. Like everyone says he knows nothing and is throwing stuff up against the wall.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s that good?

We aren't sure how good he is. 

But let me ask you this, how would you feel about having a QB room of Casey Thompson and Charles Wright?

(Card isn't fucking transferring, btw)

10 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Mrs. Cuernavaca grew up in Htown and wants a slab car one day. Hopefully by the time our oldest is a senior in high school 🤘

slow loud and bangin'

BDE

713 coming.

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Card transfers we might as well demo DKR and get a men's soccer team

Yeah we would have Thompson and ..........

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Card transfers we might as well demo DKR and get a men's soccer team

This part wouldn't be so bad now, would it?

1 minute ago, Cuernavaca said:

Yeah we would have Thompson and ..........

....a kid that God willing will never start a game for Texas.

Although I do like him.

4 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Yeah we would have Thompson and ..........

Littering aaaaaaaand

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Counterpoint:

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47 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:

QT is better than 7-11

You’re missing the point of the thread. 😹

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

If Card transfers we might as well demo DKR and get a men's soccer team

There is no such thing. 

48 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This part wouldn't be so bad now, would it?

What if I told you that Mensatom would be coaching men's soccer?

27 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

713 be like - 

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55 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well if you buy Ketch saying that if not Meyer it is a coach with CFB experience that would mean either Peterson, Kelly, Dantonio, Helfrich or Kirby. Kirby can recruit $EC style. Like everyone says he knows nothing and is throwing stuff up against the wall.

You left off Saban, Dabo, Jimbo, Bob Stoops, and Chris Petersen, dummy. Duh!

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pitiful showing tonight. Disgraceful. 

Night shift is a bunch of assholes.
 

I’m Team Taint. Taint day shift, taint night shift. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Night shift is a bunch of assholes.
 

I’m Team Taint. Taint day shift, taint night shift. 

And that's fair

51 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This part wouldn't be so bad now, would it?

To hell with that. We have enough chick sports. You’d probably want Cricket next, you uncivilized boor. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

To hell with that. We have enough chick sports. You’d probably want Cricket next, you uncivilized boor. 

Since you chose Cricket, I know you're stalking my post history. It is the second most popular sport globally.

I also want men's and women's Olympic powerlifting teams too.

Like everyone on this forum, I too am an uncivilized boor.

To get to 7:13 we need a topic. 
 

how many people have you slept with/ what is your best joke? 

8 minutes ago, runthebone said:

What if I told you that Mensatom would be coaching men's soccer?

We'd score a goal in the opening few minutes then park it and pass around our half for 70 minutes before giving up an equalizer. We'd then either win or concede again to lose in the last 10 minutes - with about a 50/50 chance of either happening. And we'd do it every game without fail.

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

To get to 7:13 we need a topic. 
 

how many people have you slept with/ what is your best joke? 

About tree-fiddy, all women, all 10s.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

About tree-fiddy, all women, all 10s.

No doubt!

Just now, washparkhorn said:

Is 214 > 713?

What can make it better?

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What can make it better?

Fine Dallas women.

2 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Is 214 > 713?

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Here's some more BDE for the night crew. Buddy of mine just sent me this from OB. I'm on Mountain Time so glad to be contributing.

Who am I? Just a loyal Texas fan with no insiders on the Texas side. Don't be mislead by the shield, I have been on OB since 2004.
I am the poster who this time last year told you that a buddy of mine who is an OSU insider said that UFM didn't listen to USC last year
because he really liked possibility of Texas job. Things I was told, let's call it level 3.

1) OSU did not do and will not do us any favors as far as hiring UFM.
- He was reminded of his job at OSU while reaching out to current coaches on staff about positions at Texas during a playoff run.
- Even went as far as asking his medical team to reach out to him to remind him of potential health issues arising if he returns to 
coaching.
2) Shelly could and will probably receive a promotion/new position of some sort with the university.
3) Potential honors would be harder to do if he returns to coaching, i.e. statue and Ring of Honor

4) His wife is more onboard with him than returning to coaching than the kids. Its easier on the wife of a coach than kids who want full time granddad.
5) Don't under estimate the bad blood between UFM and Herman being a selling point for taking the Texas job. Herman's role with
Zack Smith issue and Herman being so arrogant with not as much as a Conference Championship skin on the wall chaps UFM's ass!
6) The Meyers and OSU expect another full court press from Texas once OSU is eliminated or wins the CFP.

We'll see how it all plays out. Just passing along what I heard

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

how many people have you slept with

Do you want the number at this moment?

Or the number 30 seconds from now?

3 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Fine Dallas women.

 

Why not probation?

 

Just now, Getafix said:

 

Why not probation?

 

That can be arranged.

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