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Just now, Cuernavaca said:

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VY best player and '85 Jack Yates best team in Houston HS football history?

UCLA would have to put Meyer on layaway.

47 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this is the worst page in Surly history

No, you.

We'd score a goal in the opening few minutes then park it and pass around our half for 70 minutes before giving up an equalizer. We'd then either win or concede again to lose in the last 10 minutes - with about a 50/50 chance of either happening. And we'd do it every game without fail.

So Jose Mourinho basically? Without the trophies.

Man it got really humid in here and the site is moving as fast as I-10 in downtown houston

9 hours ago, Cuernavaca said:

The 713 should be bangin

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Is that steering wheel even legal?  

1 hour ago, Moriarty said:

Plus a state income tax of 12.3% compared to 0%...ouch

This has never been a factor. We want it to be but it never is. Reference every free agent signing in sports history. 

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:


So Jose Mourinho basically? Without the trophies.

special1 is not big sam

he only parks the bus for tactical reasons with certain opponents, like against pool, like exactly 95% of the teams when they play pool.

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

God. It's all so hilariously petty, isn't it? Minus the health issue shit and Zach Smith hitting his wife. 

It's easy to forget that despite all of the millions of dollars involved, fanatical support and constant attention from the national media it's just a game. A beautiful, complicated game that thousands of men risk their livelihoods, careers, health and sanity for just to win. 

That’s life in a nutshell. 

25 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

VY best player and '85 Jack Yates best team in Houston HS football history?

Yes. 

Just now, Droopy said:

That’s life in a nutshell. 

 

Or as Tom says in "That's life in a ... shell."

Just now, Getafix said:

 

Or as Tom says it "That's life in a ... shell."

 

1 hour ago, BrazilHorn said:

Good morning bitches. 7 days til Christmas. Even Herman’s sorry ass can’t kill the holiday spirit. 


yes. All of that

 

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7 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

To get to 7:13 we need a topic. 
 

how many people have you slept with/ what is your best joke? 

I’m out!

For those that prefer the Htown newbs...

 

6 hours ago, 6th Street said:

5) Don't under estimate the bad blood between UFM and Herman being a selling point for taking the Texas job. Herman's role with
Zack Smith issue and Herman being so arrogant with not as much as a Conference Championship skin on the wall chaps UFM's ass!

Interesting point here. We have little leverage, but this might be a small advantage that we currently have. Both the fact that we currently have a head coach and some fools are making the argument that he could be retained, as well as the specific animosity UM has towards Herman, are one of the few points of leverage we may be hoping to hold on to. 

Their night crew is filled with pussies.
Yeah totally UnBearable there.
1 hour ago, SwanderedTalent said:

this is the worst page in Surly history

We got you to bro...

 

1 hour ago, hornfromdallas said:

 

 

gtfo with the 1999 2005 ish

embrace the new houston or become an opp

 

ya ok...HornfromDALLAS but its ok, yall had that one Oak Cliff song that one time...

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Let's start this morning off rightsexy big boobs GIF

 

Found one that isn't for ants.

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17 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

ya ok...HornfromDALLAS but its ok, yall had that one Oak Cliff song that one time...

Don't disrespect C Struggs like that.

49 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I’m out!

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22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

ya ok...HornfromDALLAS but its ok, yall had that one Oak Cliff song that one time...

LOL this shit is laughably bad. What the fuck

At least nobody posted Tow Down, but typical Houston making the page all about themselves. Buncha tryhards. 

At least nobody posted Tow Down, but typical Houston making the page all about themselves. Buncha tryhards. 

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26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

ya ok...HornfromDALLAS but its ok, yall had that one Oak Cliff song that one time...

dallas runs this rap game ish now this isnt the mid 2000s no one wants to hear about candy paint

dallas made houston irrelevant dallas has all the top rappers in the industry houston has become nothing but past prime struggling artists 

 houston rap will never be relevant again 

 

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Found one that isn't for ants.

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I assume this broad is in porn judging by the tat, but is there a name for this sweet, young, potentially innocent lass nonetheless? Friends are asking and such. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Yes. 

I'd put our 84 Bay City squad against Yates. We smoked Thurman Thomas and WIllowridge 34-0 at their place and ran the table. 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Shame on you, hornfromDALLAS.

 

this isnt 1994 time to upgrade

 

dallas runs this rap game ish now this isnt the mid 2000s no one wants to hear about candy paint
dallas made houston irrelevant dallas has all the top rappers in the industry houston has become nothing but past prime struggling artists 
 houston rap will never be relevant again 
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last I checked nobody wanted to hear rap period and idk why anyone would prefer rap from oklahoma to rap from that swamp

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21 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Found one that isn't for ants.

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I approve of this post. 

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

...and gets drunk at country clubs and snorts coke (allegedly)

Quit talking about his only redeemable qualities! 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

is there a name for this sweet, young, potentially innocent lass

Mrs. SwanderedTalent

4 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

dallas runs this rap game ish now this isnt the mid 2000s no one wants to hear about candy paint

dallas made houston irrelevant dallas has all the top rappers in the industry houston has become nothing but past prime struggling artists 

 houston rap will never be relevant again 

 

 

 

 

Post Malone was born in New York, Kevin Gates was born in Baton Rouge and I have literally never heard of a single one of the others...but I am sure they are much better than Travis Scott right?

10 minutes ago, hornfromdallas said:

dallas runs this rap game ish now this isnt the mid 2000s no one wants to hear about candy paint

dallas made houston irrelevant dallas has all the top rappers in the industry houston has become nothing but past prime struggling artists 

 houston rap will never be relevant again 

 

 

 

 

I'm not trying to be a snob, but using Post Malone as evidence that "Dallas runs the rap game" is laughable. 

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I am sure they are much better than Travis Scott right?

kind of like how Tom Herman is a better coach than Charlie Strong

Day crew continuing with limp dick energy and sucking the life out of this thread.

Just now, utee94 said:

Day crew continuing with limp dick energy and sucking the life out of this thread.

The momentum has slowed.....

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

VY best player and '85 Jack Yates best team in Houston HS football history?

Not just Houston, that Yates team has to be in the running for best Texas HS team of all time.

Just now, trythisathome said:

I'm not trying to be a snob, but using Post Malone as evidence that "Dallas runs the rap game" is laughable. 

hes the biggest artist in the industry

meanwhile houston rap they r copying dallas

 

UCLA still fields a football team?

Fuck California 

Fuck up and comers 

Fuck having a cornball gimmick bitch ass coach

Fuck Cookie Cakes and unbaked bullshit.

Either get a real coach or get an unproven, project, learn on the job discount, bargain bin son of a both with actual drive and passion that wants to be here. At this point go after Samples, or Graham Cracker roll the dice. 
What we are doing isn’t working, even Mensa knows this is the definition of insanity.
The people we are trusting to fix this don’t know how to turn a wrench. 

19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I assume this broad is in porn judging by the tat, but is there a name for this sweet, young, potentially innocent lass nonetheless? Friends are asking and such. 

Marisha Lemishenko

It doesn't appear she likes clothes.

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