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8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Screaming and yelling at players used to be not frowned upon.

 

Hell, I heard Mack used to scream at the players while showering. "Yall cost Greg his job and now you're about to get me fired!!"

From some players I knew the last thing you wanted was to be called into his office

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Lots of consternation in this thread when it's been made pretty clear that the job is Urban's if he wants it and that, if he's not on the Texas sidelines next year, it won't be because of lack of trying by the administration

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

From some players I knew the last thing you wanted was to be called into his office

why?

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

why?

Have you ever been force-fed cookies and juice boxes before?

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

why?

He had this long, drawn out, timeshareesque presentation about the Casitas at Barton Creek that they dreaded sitting through.

24 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

From some players I knew the last thing you wanted was to be called into his office

 

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1 hour ago, cochamps said:

And yet nearly every one of his star players from CSF & UT not only turned out for his memorial service, but spoke at it, often through tears.  This leads me to to believe that the “asshole” term is overblown.  And yes, I’ve seen the Linklater video.

I'm sure plenty of players would show up and be brought to tears if Urban died tomorrow. 

52 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

His players loved him though so while he screamed and cussed and was a hardass I don't know about the asshole part.

Maybe not. He was certainly abrasive and didn't put much above winning.

In no way am I trying to disparage Augie. Just commenting that he was a complicated man not without fault. And was beloved and kicked all kinds of ass here despite it.

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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He had this long, drawn out, timeshareesque presentation about the Casitas at Barton Creek that they dreaded sitting through.

But did you get $300 off your stay for sitting through it?

Mack brown liked one of my Facebook posts 5 years ago. It was pretty cool. I can’t imagine being called into his office would be much different than that.

9 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

Looks like they were too close to futureman when the fist came out.

hey, let me know when urban signs that contract, guy. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

hey, let me know when urban signs that contract, guy. 

Let me know when the Brocks sign their LOI’s to Texas, buddy.

56 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He had this long, drawn out, timeshareesque presentation about the Casitas at Barton Creek that they dreaded sitting through.

Well done. That's the funniest thing I've read on this board.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

hey, let me know when urban signs that contract, guy. 


a-ha!

 

It’s not if, but when!

 

it’s happening!!!!1111!1!1!111

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

Let me know when the Brocks sign their LOI’s to Texas, buddy.

it’ll probably be on signing day, I imagine. 

my fantasy is Tom getting fired the week of the big12 championship game and Urban comes in and beats 0U
Your username and post says you are a troll.
Let me know when the Brocks sign their LOI’s to Texas, buddy.

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I hear he wasn't great about turning on the headlights of his Porsche too

Nobody carrying on an extramarital affair turns on the headlights of their Porsche.

2 hours ago, jinx said:

The fact that CDC has almost literally said nothing even after that has become a talking point of the media and even his head coach would seem to be very telling.  I just hope he is waiting for the convenient loss to make the decision known.  

But I just don’t see how you fire him if he somehow pulls off a conference championship.  It would figure that he finally wins a conference title once everyone is done with him and Urban is available.  

If you have UM committed to come you sure do fire Herman.  He is just too much trouble.  Flipping off LHN, running on field to fight Gundy, whatever that was that he did at the Mizzu bowl game, his wife on twitter, his personal life, the list goes on and on.  And that's just the things we know about.

remember last year when he said his favorite thanksgiving food was ravioli?

Therm has definitely hired some Russian twitter folk to peddle his narrative. I’ve seen the identical tweet posted from 3-4 different accounts. 

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

If you have UM committed to come you sure do fire Herman.  He is just too much trouble.  Flipping off LHN, running on field to fight Gundy, whatever that was that he did at the Mizzu bowl game, his wife on twitter, his personal life, the list goes on and on.  And that's just the things we know about.

None of that shit would matter if we were winning. Most people here loved the Mizzou thing at the time because we were kicking their ass.

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm sure plenty of players would show up and be brought to tears if Urban died tomorrow. 

Maybe not. He was certainly abrasive and didn't put much above winning.

In no way am I trying to disparage Augie. Just commenting that he was a complicated man not without fault. And was beloved and kicked all kinds of ass here despite it.

I just remember some of his post game interviews where he was trying to hold it together but he was just so mad and trying not to scream obscenities in Craig Way's face.

"That was...CRAP...what we did today...I don't know what the...HECK...we are doing out here..."

It just made me feel so much better to know the coach was actually more pissed off about the loss than I was.

5 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

remember last year when he said his favorite thanksgiving food was ravioli?

When Herman said this I thought he was trying to be clever and unique, like when he calls a deep ball on 3rd and short. They just both look and sound stupid. 

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4 hours ago, TXpride said:

None of that shit would matter if we were winning. Most people here loved the Mizzou thing at the time because we were kicking their ass.

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7 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

remember last year when he said his favorite thanksgiving food was ravioli?

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None of that shit would matter if we were winning. Most people here loved the Mizzou thing at the time because we were kicking their ass.

...and?

I know someone who works directly with Tom.. and they HATE Michelle.  It's as if they have to work for her first before actually doing their job with Tom

11 hours ago, UncleBuck said:


Oh and Milroe and The Brocks will be there in ‘22, too. FANTASTIC.

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9 hours ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Lots of consternation in this thread when it's been made pretty clear that the job is Urban's if he wants it and that, if he's not on the Texas sidelines next year, it won't be because of lack of trying by the administration

Yep.  That won't stop a large segment of the fanbase from blaming CDC if Urban doesn't take the job.  

6 hours ago, TXpride said:

Most people here loved the Mizzou thing at the time because we were kicking their ass.

Ugh. I hated it as it was happening. That was kind of the first incident that made think that maybe he wasn't going to be a good fit for Texas.

12 hours ago, troph said:

and one of the biggest hardass, genuine asshole coaches to ever step foot on the 40 in any sport.

Gus was no angel either - it's about getting results

21 hours ago, TexasEx said:

Really not a fan of having Therm’s future decided on a game-by-game basis if that’s really what’s happening. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

I know someone who works directly with Tom.. and they HATE Michelle.  It's as if they have to work for her first before actually doing their job with Tom

I imagine she's like an officer's wife in the military. She thinks she wears her husband's rank. 

Somebody post again the epic Augie Garrido locker room rant where he dropped about 100 f-bombs.

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

I imagine she's like an officer's wife in the military. She thinks she wears her husband's rank. 

yep.. unfortunately I can't get info on what's happening behind the scenes since they are retiring at the end of the year..  Just know that they have hated the past 4 years dealing with her..not Tom.  The cherry on top was the Bru fiasco while everyone was supposed to be on vacation

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yes, let’s now attack his wife.

Should we start another thread for it?

10 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm sure plenty of players would show up and be brought to tears if Urban died tomorrow. Maybe not. He was certainly abrasive and didn't put much above winning. In no way am I trying to disparage Augie. Just commenting that he was a complicated man not without fault. And was beloved and got all kinds of 40/50yr old ass here despite it.

FIFY

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10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yes, let’s now attack his wife.

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can we have a thread for pictures of his wife?

49 minutes ago, jinx said:

Should we start another thread for it?

CDC WE NO LIKE MICHELLE

56 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Yes, let’s now attack his wife.

Michele Herman burned our crops and poisoned our water supply.

What have their kids done that we can rag on? Can anyone pull up a transcript or a little league practice video?

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1 hour ago, XYZ said:

Somebody post again the epic Augie Garrido locker room rant where he dropped about 100 f-bombs.

The best part of it is where he takes the blame and apologizing for failing them.  You know Mensa won't do that.

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25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The best part of it is where he takes the blame and apologizing for failing them.  You know Mensa won't do that.

Everyone should watch this at least once per week. Its so great. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Yes, let’s now attack his wife.

Seriously that's just dumb. Say what you will about his coaching and general attitude about things but no need to bring her into it. She obviously has her husband's back, wow what a huge surprise.

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

yep.. unfortunately I can't get info on what's happening behind the scenes since they are retiring at the end of the year..  Just know that they have hated the past 4 years dealing with her..not Tom.  The cherry on top was the Bru fiasco while everyone was supposed to be on vacation

Not everyone gets along.  At one job, on my first day, a colleague told me he wanted them to hire another guy - our relationship went down from there.  Complaining about working on your vacation? What are you, European? 

The best part of it is where he takes the blame and apologizing for failing them.  You know Mensa won't do that.

“Don’t you get it??!!! This isn’t a game, this is about life.” Or something like that.

“I’ve totally failed you.”

Values and expectations, for and of himself and his players, and that produced the results. His anger was based on failure to meet them. Not pride, not ego, not cya, not fear, not money. I’ll take people like that in my life anyday. That’s pure greatness. Herman will never play at Augie’s level. Never. Meyer yes. Now CDC make the hire.
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