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First y’all complain and call our coach turtle Tom now y’all are complaining about a stone cold killer as head coach. Smh

Well...”whip me beat me call me Edna”




I thought the thread was “Urban Meyer or bust”.

Brian Kelly or bust thread is ——>>>>
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10 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

This thread needs some Italian food.   

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My Dad played on the 1st (1963) and I’m now 50 years old, so hopefully UM can bring us one or two more!

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

On the Pac-12 pregame, Urban said the staff guy who brought his big noon trophy (best game picker on the show) was "well compensated" .... 

and then added how: "It's called Buckeye gear."

He's giving away his Buckeye gear!!!!

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On 10/26/2019 at 6:23 PM, A’Dam Psycho said:

All of y’all wanting Urban are shitty human beings. Dude had 47 arrests at Florida. Y’all disgust me

He is no Briles....

On 10/26/2019 at 6:23 PM, A’Dam Psycho said:

All of y’all wanting Urban are shitty human beings. Dude had 47 arrests at Florida. Y’all disgust me

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20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

On the Pac-12 pregame, Urban said the staff guy who brought his big noon trophy (best game picker on the show) was "well compensated" .... 

and then added how: "It's called Buckeye gear."

He's giving away his Buckeye gear!!!!

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I’m lost here.

Day crew couldn't manage 10 pages, even with the stuff Night Shift left them this morning.

Low. Energy.

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2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Day crew couldn't manage 10 pages, even with the stuff Night Shift left them this morning.

Low. Energy.

Quality, not quantity.  Night crew bangs fat chicks

3 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Day crew couldn't manage 10 pages, even with the stuff Night Shift left them this morning.

Low. Energy.

Fuck Them Schitts Creek GIF by CBC

if herman leaves for another job what are we owed?
Liver transplants for all surly posters

And for the McRib crew, at least stints
9 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Day crew couldn't manage 10 pages, even with the stuff Night Shift left them this morning.

Low. Energy.

Nah, it's just on a 4 inch layer of bullshit, unlike the night crew, who builds a good ten feet of compost.

6 hours ago, Viper said:

 

 

 

exactly, and he's consistently called the Urban turning us down, a soft mallet, i.e. not a full on hard no, leaving the door open.

A rubber mallet. Quiet. Bounces back at you. Nahlin loves the between the lines. 

Herb Hand still having a job says one of 2 things.  
Mensa is gone and he knows it.  

or

Mensa is even less competent than he comes across and should be fired immediately.  
 

Either way he could at least pretend to do his fucking job.  

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Quality, not quantity.  Night crew bangs fat chicks

Thx Flounder...

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6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

To expound on this a little more - 

Kelly has seen both Elko and Lea leave for more money in the last few years - yes Lea took a HC job but its possible he might have waited another year for a better opportunity if ND was willing to pay more.  Allegedly the support staff at ND in numbers and dollars isn't near what is being spent at places like Ohio or Alabama.

While ND does recruit well nationally it would be a hell of a lot easier to have a local talent base to pull from.  Also Kelly wouldn't have to worry about any of the academic restrictions ND athletic enrollments.

All of this, and ND being overwhelmed by more talented teams in the playoffs, might lead Kelly to believe that if he wants to win a title he may need to move on to another school.

Well, all of that, and the ridiculous dollars Texas might be willing to throw at its very experienced and successful Plan B.

I think you guys are wanting the wrong Kelly, the guy at UCLA is the one used to paying off Texas players.

Herb Hand still having a job says one of 2 things.  
Mensa is gone and he knows it.  

or
Mensa is even less competent than he comes across and should be fired immediately.  
 
Either way he could at least pretend to do his fucking job.  
This is actually quite true.

You can rationalize Tom keeping his job, but no way in hell can you rationalize hand keeping his. So why isn't he fired? Nsd is done, so if we were afraid of losing his recruits (haha!) that window has closed.

This is actually one of the more compelling indicators that Tom is gone no matter what. If he wasn't, Hand should already be fired.

Very interesting.

I remember Nahlin saying in November that there was a single off-the-field incident that happened involving Herman that lost him whatever remaining support he had in Belmont. Nahlin also said he would keep it under wraps until Herman's fate was sealed. Have IT reported what that incident was or are they bullshitting?

I’m drunk - wife permitting, but it’s still UM or bust!

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

This is actually quite true.

You can rationalize Tom keeping his job, but no way in hell can you rationalize hand keeping his. So why isn't he fired? Nsd is done, so if we were afraid of losing his recruits (haha!) that window has closed.

This is actually one of the more compelling indicators that Tom is gone no matter what. If he wasn't, Hand should already be fired.

Very interesting.

C'mon son. Our next OL is still at his current job. We have to wait until their championship run is over. We don't want to interrupt /make him burn bridges. We are way to classy for that.

23 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

I remember Nahlin saying in November that there was a single off-the-field incident that happened involving Herman that lost him whatever remaining support he had in Belmont. Nahlin also said he would keep it under wraps until Herman's fate was sealed. Have IT reported what that incident was or are they bullshitting?

Wait, I thought that keeping things under wraps for the department violated journalistic integrity or some shitasmuch? Fucking 995ers. 

25 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

I remember Nahlin saying in November that there was a single off-the-field incident that happened involving Herman that lost him whatever remaining support he had in Belmont. Nahlin also said he would keep it under wraps until Herman's fate was sealed. Have IT reported what that incident was or are they bullshitting?

Feel pretty certain it was the airplane incident.  My understanding is that it was even worse than what has been described here.

29 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

This is actually quite true.

You can rationalize Tom keeping his job, but no way in hell can you rationalize hand keeping his. So why isn't he fired? Nsd is done, so if we were afraid of losing his recruits (haha!) that window has closed.

This is actually one of the more compelling indicators that Tom is gone no matter what. If he wasn't, Hand should already be fired.

Very interesting.

Well, somebody has to coach up our OL for the Cheez It Bowl

Wait, I thought that keeping things under wraps for the department violated journalistic integrity or some shitasmuch? Fucking 995ers. 

That might be a problem if they had any integrity, or were in fact journalists
26 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

This is actually quite true.

You can rationalize Tom keeping his job, but no way in hell can you rationalize hand keeping his. So why isn't he fired? Nsd is done, so if we were afraid of losing his recruits (haha!) that window has closed.

This is actually one of the more compelling indicators that Tom is gone no matter what. If he wasn't, Hand should already be fired.

Very interesting.

Hand could have been fired six months ago and OL recruiting would have been no worse on NSD1. It's that pathetic. It would have made no impact. This just reflects on Herman as the position vacant would have the same results.

5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Kelly was on the hot seat at ND not that long ago, mostly because hes an asshole and everyone hates him.

Last 4 years:

10-3

12-1

11-2

10-0

Yeah, he sucks.

4 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Last 4 years:

10-3

12-1

11-2

10-0

Yeah, he sucks.

Wow if that is real. I do want!

5 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Wow if that is real. I do want!

Hold on, he did lose to Charlie Strong that one time...

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

Hold on, he did lose to Charlie Strong that one time...

Ok cancel that then never mind. 

30 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Feel pretty certain it was the airplane incident.  My understanding is that it was even worse than what has been described here.

Refresh my memory porfa 

23 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Feel pretty certain it was the airplane incident.  My understanding is that it was even worse than what has been described here.

Here it is

 

 

29 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Last 4 years:

10-3

12-1

11-2

10-0

Yeah, he sucks.

Why not go back to that 5th year the one before he made changes

2 hours ago, maninblack said:

What'd they do now?

Just crying about how it's off with UM and it has been off since last weekend for anyone paying attention....

16 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Why not go back to that 5th year the one before he made changes

Because you're cherry picking one year out of 11 for why he sucks.

Why not go back to that 5th year the one before he made changes
Are you looking for reasons he sucks?

Any thoughts on who Kelly would want as coordinators? Word on the ND board was tha Elko may not be super happy at a&m and how they should try and bring him back. Would also be hilarious to see the aggy meltdown. Somebody like that and Yurchich or Longo would be fun. 

Just now, Schulz2.0 said:

Because you're cherry picking one year out of 11 for why he sucks.

I want cherry picking, he was on the hot seat after going to the championship game because people hate him and he lost alot of games. He fixed the losses I doubt he's fixed being an asshole

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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Why not go back to that 5th year the one before he made changes

Why not go back to the year Tom Herman made the changes or Charlie Strong made the changes. 
 

 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

I want cherry picking, he was on the hot seat after going to the championship game because people hate him and he lost alot of games. He fixed the losses I doubt he's fixed being an asshole

A winning asshole is quite more tolerable than a losing asshole. Most winning coaches are assholes. 

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I want cherry picking, he was on the hot seat after going to the championship game because people hate him and he lost alot of games. He fixed the losses I doubt he's fixed being an asshole

He’s literally about to have the most wins of any coach in that schools history. It’s just that he has run into Clemson/Alabama era of dominance. 

3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I want cherry picking, he was on the hot seat after going to the championship game because people hate him and he lost alot of games. He fixed the losses I doubt he's fixed being an asshole

 

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5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I want cherry picking, he was on the hot seat after going to the championship game because people hate him and he lost alot of games. He fixed the losses I doubt he's fixed being an asshole

Yet our loser coach is a condescending know it all asshole. Fuck off pussy. 

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Any thoughts on who Kelly would want as coordinators? Word on the ND board was tha Elko may not be super happy at a&m and how they should try and bring him back. Would also be hilarious to see the aggy meltdown. Somebody like that and Yurchich or Longo would be fun. 

Has it been determined whether Yurcich called the Kansas State game? Well, and was Herman calling most of the other games?

Poor people are crazy, Jack.  I'm eccentric.

 

 

 

Losers are assholes.  Winners are determined and hard-nosed.

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4 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

Has it been determined whether Yurcich called the Kansas State game? Well, and was Herman calling most of the other games?

If the play is a designed turtle tactic then it is Herman.

6 minutes ago, Pope Joan said:

Has it been determined whether Yurcich called the Kansas State game?

this.  anyone bueller.

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