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1 hour ago, alphahorn said:

OK dinner tonight homemade Pasta Bolognese

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Looks good, but you need to add a whole bunch more bouncy tits.

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57 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

You left out the part where they were in the National Championship in his 3rd year after the shit show that was Willingham and Weiss. Its his fault his QB was a moron and cheated on an exam? Again, no one would give a shit if he's an asshole and wins. He's 43-6 the last 4 years after your "hE's On ThE hOt SeAt" assertion." Unlike Herman, Kelly has shown some ability to learn abd make positive changes.

Sir this is an Urban Meyer thread

39 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Wynette's was just a cover.

Here's the original:

 

 

I don't give a shit what yall say.  She's fucking hot as hell.

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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Nothing wrong with a woman enjoying her burger...

 

2 minutes ago, wood said:

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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With those narrow hips she can only have five kids

3 minutes ago, wood said:

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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3 minutes ago, wood said:

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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I like the lighting umbrella on the floor in the background of pic 2. Nothing says random selfie like lighting equipment in the shot. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I like the lighting umbrella on the floor in the background of pic 2. Nothing says random selfie like lighting equipment in the shot. 

There's a background?

2 hours ago, alphahorn said:

Just crying about how it's off with UM and it has been off since last weekend for anyone paying attention....

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2 minutes ago, maninblack said:

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yeah for 7 hours or so

4 minutes ago, Tex48 said:

Wouldn't the loser of the B12 Championship take that spot in the Alamo Bowl?  I guess if Iowa St wins the B12 Championship and gets in the playoff somehow.  Then we get bumped up.

Mendel is projecting Iowa State to lose, but stay ahead of Indiana for a spot in the Fiesta Bowl. 

27 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

With those narrow hips she can only have five kids

I need her to have less as I plan to live off of her influencer income.

 

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Mendel is projecting Iowa State to lose, but stay ahead of Indiana for a spot in the Fiesta Bowl. 

 Us vs USC or Miami are matchups I feel like I could get excited for.  (Following Mendel's setup with those possibilities). 

24 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

yeah for 7 hours or so

I’m 99% convinced we’re getting Urban. 
 

And 1% thinking it’s Brian Kelly. 
 

but 100% happy either way. 

15 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

I’m 99% convinced we’re getting Urban. 
 

And 1% thinking it’s Brian Kelly. 
 

but 100% happy either way. 

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4 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

30,000 foot view: Urban has always made sense if you look at his history and at our situation. It’s us and USC.

If he’s interested in the NFL, then all the health and family stuff is utter bullshit. 

Agree. This x1000. Everything made sense and was a go until all of a sudden it wasn't. Calling BS. This is going down. 

30,000 foot view: Urban has always made sense if you look at his history and at our situation. It’s us and USC.
If he’s interested in the NFL, then all the health and family stuff is utter bullshit. 

In the college game, Urban is a sure thing. In the NFL, he’s a crapshoot at best. He’d potentially be a terrible hire for an NFL team.
Just now, C-Man said:


In the college game, Urban is a sure thing. In the NFL, he’s a crapshoot at best. He’d potentially be a terrible hire for an NFL team.

Yeah, totally agree. 

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:


In the college game, Urban is a sure thing. In the NFL, he’s a crapshoot at best. He’d potentially be a terrible hire for an NFL team.

Exactly. Plus if the health issues are real. He wouldn't be doing himself any favors taking over a team like the fucking Jaguars. Buddy would stroke out by the end of Pre-season 

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21 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

30,000 foot view: Urban has always made sense if you look at his history and at our situation. It’s us and USC.

If he’s interested in the NFL, then all the health and family stuff is utter bullshit. 

The 30,000 ft view is what you get when you and your wife are both shitfaced and then she decides she wants to open the door in a donor's private jet.

50 minutes ago, Nope said:

Orlando’s Revenge

Yeah. His D was stellar tonight against the 3-2 ducks

Yup.  It's going down.  Just a matter of time.  All in on Urban.  

6 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

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It’s certainly not not happening. 

To the Bunker! (sorry Day Shift...BDE types only)

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9 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

It’s certainly not not happening. 

It isn't certain that it may or may not not be happening. In other words, it is certain that probably, more likely than not, there is a chance that it could happen.

Urban is with one of his daughters. Not screencapping because it will give her a notification and that seems weird(er than what I'm already doing).

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Guessing all that means is that she's in LA? He should be on set tomorrow - correct?

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1 hour ago, pops said:

Yeah. His D was stellar tonight against the 3-2 ducks

Sarcasm? Didn't see the game but the stats suggest they lost because of turnovers and short fields, not poor D. 

40 minutes ago, futureman said:

you poor, poor bastards. 

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11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Urban is with one of his daughters. Not screencapping because it will give her a notification and that seems weird(er than what I'm already doing).

https://instagram.com/stories/nicki_meyer_dennis/2467304706894279721?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=1uwykapgp3o4k

Guessing all that means is that she's in LA? He should be on set tomorrow - correct?

 

MILF alert

 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Urban is with one of his daughters. Not screencapping because it will give her a notification and that seems weird(er than what I'm already doing).

https://instagram.com/stories/nicki_meyer_dennis/2467304706894279721?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=1uwykapgp3o4k

Guessing all that means is that she's in LA? He should be on set tomorrow - correct?

What a proud poppa. 

LA is a mess right now. Stay safe fellow Southern Californians.

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

missed that one. Glad he's confirming he will likely coach again. 

Hell yes. 

FYI, to anyone wondering like I was if this was actually from this week, I went to the podcasts, listened, and confirmed it was the December 18 (today) podcast.

That's a much more open admission he'll probably coach again than he gave just a few days ago to Cowherd.

19 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

So, reports now state we may have some competition for Urban. UCLA to explore firing Kelley and bringing UM on board. UCLA AD is a "genuine friend" of UM from their days at tOSU. Unsure how to embed the story, but here is the link.

 

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/ncaafb/report-ucla-could-move-on-from-chip-kelly-target-urban-meyer/ar-BB1c1jNY?ocid=spartan-ntp-feeds

 

 

If you want that BDE, you got to keep up with the rest of the thread.

Buried somewhere in the 10 pages before you: If you're an AD and want everyone to think you're keeping your coach, this is how it's done.

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3 hours ago, wood said:

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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Please!  The brunette so many times over.  Likely go blind tonight 

15 minutes ago, Giggles said:

Please!  The brunette so many times over.  Likely go blind tonight 

Interesting that the beach where the yellow-green bikini-hottie is at looks like the southern tip of Cabo San Lucas.

#CaboWabo
 

 

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6 hours ago, Tex48 said:

 

 Us vs USC or Miami are matchups I feel like I could get excited for.  (Following Mendel's setup with those possibilities). 

The only remaining excitement I have for this team is the day Tom Herman is fired.

42 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The only remaining excitement I have for this team is the day Tom Herman is fired.

Yep

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