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Just now, LTtxfan said:

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                                                  OH YEAH...

 

Where's my eggs bitch?

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5 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Where's my eggs bitch?

 

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3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

I'm not sure I heard what everyone else heard and I listened to it 4 times, doesn't sound good to me. Here is what I have him saying. "to say I will coach again, that is probably incorrect as well"

* unless UT throws an obscene figure at me and gives me total control of their football operations.

9 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

That fat fucking retard must have 3rd leg

Maybe.  Or rich and famous helps.  Bret seems like a night shift bro

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                  Morning... Let's Go !!!

 

23 minutes ago, runthebone said:

 

.Also, Bielema shouldn't wear white pants.

They're training britches, he's trying to learn how to wipe proficiently. That's why the britches come with a jacket, he's in failure mode in the pic, still learning

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11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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                  Morning... Let's Go !!!

 

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13 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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                  Morning... Let's Go !!!

 

Need to see some sandwich making skills before deciding if I bang or not. 

44 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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1 in 100000

 

looking the sandlot GIF

52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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1 in 100000

 

 

20 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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                  Morning... Let's Go !!!

 

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Ha ha! Teasing Urban about purple tie. As in Northwestern. “I didn’t even think about it. You should have texted me Brady.”

Didn’t even think about it huh? Then why not wear a burnt orange tie, Coach? Lol. He thinks about stuff like that. 
 

It’s happening damnit! Urban or Bust! 

53 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ftr Instagram doesn’t send an alert for screenshots. Unless they updated it like last week.

On stories? Yes it does. Unless they changed it.

What a proud poppa. 
LA is a mess right now. Stay safe fellow Southern Californians.
How is that possible? Thought Cali has been in lockdown nearly a year now..
1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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1 in 100000

 

She'd turn Elton John straight. 

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How did you get a picture of me.in my bedroom?

Confirmed immamac sock.

19 minutes ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, washparkhorn said:
What a proud poppa. 
LA is a mess right now. Stay safe fellow Southern Californians.

How is that possible? Thought Cali has been in lockdown nearly a year now..

You thought wrong.

Oh shit...double horns up from Urban on set. It's happening!

At the belly of the beast. 

Bastatds aren't giving out free samples though. 

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2 minutes ago, Lonestar4.8 said:

Oh shit...double horns up from Urban on set. It's happening!

Double horns

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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Guess this move actually works

 

 

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Guess this move actually works

 

Wait a minute Butthead.  You grew up and got married.  So, can’t happen.

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

You thought wrong.

I am shocked that all of those lectures from Hollywood activists did not stop everyone dead in their tracks.

18 hours ago, Snacks said:

"I think we recognized that all of my football players are at risk. All of them, really. Honestly, I don't know that any of our players would get into the school by themselves right now, with the academic standards the way they are. Maybe one or two of our players that are on scholarship.

So, making sure that with the rigors that we put them in -- playing on the road, playing night games, getting home at 4 o'clock in the morning, all of the demands that we place on them relative to the academics, and going into an incredibly competitive academic classroom every day -- we recognize this is a different group."

Those are Brian Kelly's words after Gholston got caught cheating.

Reggie Bush qualified for ND. 

Yes, there are going to be a handful of people every year that ND says "No" about... but it's not a lot different than getting into, and staying in, Texas.

What I'm saying is, Notre Dame isn't Stanford. Notre Dame can take whom they want to take. It's a minor issue in the grand scheme. When it comes to recruiting, Notre Dame has to worry more about being in South Bend, Indiana than qualifying players.

I never compared Notre Dame to Stanford. ND has higher academic standards than most schools for their athletes. That’s indisputable. I don’t understand why you’re arguing that that doesn’t matter. It mathematically, factually means that ND has a smaller pool to draw from when recruiting against the other blue bloods. 

Kelly had to push for exemptions on the restrictions for some amount of scholarships. He ended up getting approval for 5 per class. Every athlete receiving a scholarship to ND has to have passed calculus or the testing equivalent in high school except for those 5 yearly exemptions in FB. These are things that can be looked up. 

Does that make ND as restrictive as Rice or Stanford? No. Harder to get into than even Texas, Michigan or Virginia? Yes. You are acting as though this is a subjective discussion worthy of debate. It is not. There is a provable, objective reality here and you don’t get to select from a different fact set for the discussion. 

39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ha ha! Teasing Urban about purple tie. As in Northwestern. “I didn’t even think about it. You should have texted me Brady.”

Didn’t even think about it huh? Then why not wear a burnt orange tie, Coach? Lol. He thinks about stuff like that. 
 

It’s happening damnit! Urban or Bust! 

if cum happens, i will stop harassing you for your scissoring videos

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

if cum happens, i will stop harassing you for your scissoring videos

Cool! Lol! Thanks for the early Christmas present! 🤣

8 hours ago, Giggles said:

Please!  The brunette so many times over.  Likely go blind tonight 

LOL. Same chick both pics, tho.

9 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

I am shocked that all of those lectures from Hollywood activists did not stop everyone dead in their tracks.

We have no ICU beds here and people are dying in record numbers, but hey, you got your zinger in! Neat!

5 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

We have no ICU beds here and people are dying in record numbers, but hey, you got your zinger in! Neat!

User name checks out.

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5 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

4 a.m. west coast.  Hold the rope day shift. 

 

I dunno what that was all about, but the visuals were fantastic. Dude seems to have that BDE attitude thing goin' for him though.

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14 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

We have no ICU beds here and people are dying in record numbers, but hey, you got your zinger in! Neat!

Double mask maybe that will help.

29 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Double horns

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Hook’em Hook’em

Perfect! Perfect!

 

13 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

User name checks out.

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Beat me to it. He/she will likely predictably double-down and neg this comment.

CR----->

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33 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Double horns

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2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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It's like you're inside my head. I can't get enough of her either. Once per shift is probably about right.

12 hours ago, wood said:

For those of you lacking focusness and BDE ...

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52 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Double horns

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Nice! I missed like the first 40 minutes. Was there any talk about this being Urban's last show with them?

1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Where's my eggs bitch?

 

 

Just now, wood said:

Nice! I missed like the first 40 minutes. Was there any talk about this being Urban's last show with them?

I caught the last few minutes only 

28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Beat me to it. He/she will likely predictably double-down and neg this comment.

CR----->

Did you neg the ones who brought it up in the first place, or nah?

5 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

Did you neg the ones who brought it up in the first place, or nah?

You mean the shitty, largely innocuous joke that you should have let slide? 

So, we’re gonna throw $15 million per at Pat Fitzgerald now, right?

Matt Campbell showing some Surliness.  I like him a bit more now.  

5 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So, we’re gonna throw $15 million per at Pat Fitzgerald now, right?

Over 5 years, maybe.

6 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So, we’re gonna throw $15 million per at Pat Fitzgerald now, right?

If he was attainable I'd be all aboard.

15 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So, we’re gonna throw $15 million per at Pat Fitzgerald now, right?

If he knocks tOSU the fuck out of the playoffs I am not opposed to sending him a gift. Just means Urban will be here sooner.

20 minutes ago, Octavian said:

NW actually putting on a show

Just need Tennessee to put on a show now.

12 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

If he was attainable I'd be all aboard.

What makes you think he isn't attainable? Years ago supposedly he stated that Texas is one of the jobs he would leave NW for.

35 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

So, we’re gonna throw $15 million per at Pat Fitzgerald now, right?

If you’re implying we’re going to get him a raise, yes

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