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28 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shut the fuck up. Go gargle CTJ's nuts.

Well it really depends as too whom he is compared too. If it is Herman then yes he is a he'll of a coach.

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8 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

#2 in Big 12 and #16 nationally isn't bullshit.

I'll tell you what's bullshit: #7 in Big 12 and #73 nationally.

Guess which team that is?

Never claimed our defense is anything. But if you are going to use tallest pigmy logic by comparing to our wet toilet paper defense, you will get no argument from me.
 

Our D sucks because our coaches  have no ability to adjust. OU defense does not scare anyone, their rankings are propped up by playing shit offenses in the Big XII. 

6 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Never claimed our defense is anything. But if you are going to use tallest pigmy logic by comparing to our wet toilet paper defense, you will get no argument from me.
 

Our D sucks because our coaches  have no ability to adjust. OU defense does not scare anyone, their rankings are propped up by playing shit offenses in the Big XII. 

Their defense has the best characteristic in the big 12. Which is the ability of never having to play a Riley offense. 

49 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shut the fuck up. Go gargle CTJ's nuts.


That was, oddly unnecessary. 

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10 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Never claimed our defense is anything. But if you are going to use tallest pigmy logic by comparing to our wet toilet paper defense, you will get no argument from me.
 

Our D sucks because our coaches  have no ability to adjust. OU defense does not scare anyone, their rankings are propped up by playing shit offenses in the Big XII. 

The same ones we played? Fucking retard

SIAP - Grinch interviewing for Arizona job.

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

SIAP - Grinch interviewing for Arizona job.


I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

31 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

 

Since we're doing Lonely Island songs now, obligatory...

 

Just now, Newy25 said:


I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

I suspect he will.  And good riddance.

 

5 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

SIAP - Grinch interviewing for Arizona job.

The Grinch Who Stole Cactus?

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I suspect he will.  And good riddance.

 

If he doesn't leave now, he'll never leave.  I'm convinced Stoops stayed because it was so easy to win this conference.  Hopefully Lincoln is looking for a different challenge.

4 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

If Riley leaves is blOwU a perfect situation for Meyer? (Ducks) 

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I'm just worried that Riley's replacement (UM or not) will be yet another home run.  While we keep hitting foul popups to the catcher on a 3-0 count.

Just now, closetohumping said:

If he doesn't leave now, he'll never leave.  I'm convinced Stoops stayed because it was so easy to win this conference.  Hopefully Lincoln is looking for a different challenge.

Stoops also stayed bc the lifestyle is so much better in college. NFL coaches live at their office. The hours and life balance sucks for families. Does Riley have young children?

I doubt Riley goes pro, but his stock may never be higher. 


I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

I hope so.

I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

I hope so.
12 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

If he doesn't leave now, he'll never leave.  I'm convinced Stoops stayed because it was so easy to win this conference.  Hopefully Lincoln is looking for a different challenge.

I mean, we've basically let this become a Clemson/ACC type of deal.  They can drop a game every year, and it doesn't even matter which one, then pound an overmatched opponent in the CCG and go to the playoff.  And we're the only ones who can put a stop to it.  Except that we can't, because our coach is a fake genius asshole.

Edit: I do think Riley has NFL daydreams, and I don't think Stoops ever did.  I hope Riley gtfo and the Sooners actually miss on a head coaching hire for the first time in like 20 years.

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5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Stoops also stayed bc the lifestyle is so much better in college. NFL coaches live at their office. The hours and life balance sucks for families. Does Riley have young children?

I doubt Riley goes pro, but his stock may never be higher. 

Hopefully this means no NFL for Urban.  Kind of surprised that the NFL is more strenuous.  But, there seasons are definitely longer.  I would think recruiting in college can be taxing,  but I think the assistants are on the road more.

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

I hope the Texans hire Riley. 

Oh, me too.  I'll forgive him for his paat transgressions if he can stop wasting Deshaun's prime years.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Hopefully this means no NFL for Urban.  Kind of surprised that the NFL is more strenuous.  But, there seasons are definitely longer.  I would think recruiting in college can be taxing,  but I think the assistants are on the road more.

UM will be on our sidelines next year or he's done with coaching. It's that simple /BDE

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The same ones we played? Fucking retard

So what fuckwhit? Our D is worse.

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

If he doesn't leave now, he'll never leave.  I'm convinced Stoops stayed because it was so easy to win this conference.  Hopefully Lincoln is looking for a different challenge.

It's so easy to win the Big 12.

Unless you're Texas.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's so easy to win the Big 12.

Unless you're Texas.

Or anybody not named Oklahoma.  This is their conference.

Been in North Carolina since Thanksgiving, but I’m back in TEXAS. NIGHT CREW MOUNT UP

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48 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


That was, oddly unnecessary. 

You’re talking about the comma in your post, right? 

27 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Stoops also stayed bc the lifestyle is so much better in college. NFL coaches live at their office. The hours and life balance sucks for families. Does Riley have young children?

I doubt Riley goes pro, but his stock may never be higher. 

 

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ou sucks

Urban Meyer will be the Texas Longhorns' head coach in 2021.

That is all.

 

 

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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Yeah, Riley ain't going pro. Hope I'm wrong, but don't see it happening.

Fuck 0u

9 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Or anybody not named Oklahoma.  This is their conference.

Teams not named Oklahoma who have won or shared a Big 12 football championship since 2009: Baylor, TCU, Oklahoma State, Kansas State.

Not listed: Texas.

 

After today's games, I'm out on Kelly, Fitzgerald, Campbell, and __________ G5 wannabes.

Fuck 'em all. Do not want

UM or bust! BDE

44 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

Would do wonders for Watson and the Texans...

45 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

If Riley leaves is blOwU a perfect situation for Meyer? (Ducks) 

Definitely a better cultural fit

39 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

While we keep hitting foul popups to the catcher on a 3-0 count.

I’m not sure we’re even making contact with the ball and we’re playing in the church slow pitch league.

12 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You’re talking about the comma in your post, right? 


It was for effect. A pause. I’m not a fucking English major, sir. I figured out you could buy things with money instead so as a consequence I have the burden of imperfect grammar. 

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

After today's games, I'm out on Kelly, Fitzgerald, Campbell, and __________ G5 wannabes.

Fuck 'em all. Do not want

UM or bust! BDE

Gary Patterson has entered the room. 

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8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

After today's games, I'm out on Kelly, Fitzgerald, Campbell, and __________ G5 wannabes.

Fuck 'em all. Do not want

UM or bust! BDE

I have to settle for BTE. But I’m all for the big and the energy! 

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50 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


I’m wondering if Riley decides it’s his time to try the NFL. There are going to be a bunch of openings and if he ever wanted to go, this is going to be a good year to try. 

Does it matter.  They'll just hire another coordinator and kick our ass. 

14 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Teams not named Oklahoma who have won or shared a Big 12 football championship since 2009: Baylor, TCU, Oklahoma State, Kansas State.

Not listed: Texas.

 

We also have the second most conference titles with a whopping 3, but continue to be a cherry picking twat when confronted with truth. We haven't won shit in a while. You aren't educating anyone. Guess what? In the last six years nobody but Oklahoma has won one...hence, the comment about OU being the only team consistently winning them. They've won 16 of 25 for fucks sake. 

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2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


It was for effect. A pause. I’m not a fucking English major, sir. I figured out you could buy things with money instead so as a consequence I have the burden of imperfect grammar. 

A pause, you say? For what.....contemplation, perhaps?

if CUM goes to ou I will chop my dick off

9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

After today's games, I'm out on Kelly, Fitzgerald, Campbell, and __________ G5 wannabes.

Fuck 'em all. Do not want

UM or bust! BDE


One game’s outcome is the basis for your opinion of a coach? It’s almost a certainty UM is not coming. You either need to get your brain wrapped around one of the other coaches or be ok with Herman. 

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I have to settle for BTE. But I’m all for the big and the energy! 

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3 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


One game’s outcome is the basis for your opinion of a coach? It’s almost a certainty UM is not coming. You either need to get your brain wrapped around one of the other coaches or be ok with Herman. 

No, the games today just reminded me why none of the others excite me in the first place.

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Pretty sure all that BDE is just gas. You folks should go see a doctor.

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Gary Patterson has entered the room. 

You misspelled James Franklin.

10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Gary Patterson has entered the room. 

I agree with @LTtxfan. Do not want that oaf

Yeah that Fatterson has been one hell of a coach recently...     SMDH

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