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Just now, Chad said:

The most useless piece of shit on Herman's staff left us with nothing but a couple of developmental three star players in a recruiting cycle where 5 of the top 15 players in the state were offensive linemen. Whiffed on the Brockermeyer boys. Whiffed on Foster. Whiffed on Byrd. Whiffed on Jackson. Whiffed on everyone worth a shit. I don't understand how Herman thought Hand would be his guy when he had a shitty track record of recruiting and player development at PSU and Auburn, both fan bases were relieved when Hand departed. Other than Cosmi who has he developed? The misses in this recruiting cycle are going to hurt immensely in the future and will have whoever assumes the reigns at OL coach in 2022 scouring the grad transfer and JUCO market. I still can't wrap my head around how that clown Hand whiffed so badly this recruiting cycle. PerhapsConner will greatly exceed expectations, but I wouldn't expect much out of Merrill he has Greg Smith written all over him.

Sounds like Turtle-Tom is doing a lot of huffing and whiffing.

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26 minutes ago, XYZ said:

So OU wins the conference...aggy gets in the CFP...and Texas gets nothing. We keep Herman and next year lose 4-5 games.

the truth hurts. 

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If aggy makes the playoffs, its just going to put more pressure/urgency on our AD to make a coaching change before next season. CDC doesn't feel that urgency yet.

It’s time to realize that CDC isn’t thinking with that mindset. He doesn’t get it. 

12 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

We tried, the rope store called...they said they're out of rope.

is that right, Reilly?

29 minutes ago, XYZ said:

So OU wins the conference...aggy gets in the CFP...and Texas gets nothing. We keep Herman and next year lose 4-5 games.

Fuck, maybe we win 4-5 games. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

the truth hurts. 

I have a feeling it's gonna hurt your ass alot more when Urban gets hired in a couple weeks. 

I don't like this. Too much wholesome granddad energy. You can tell he's already working on that pop pop body.

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Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

I have a feeling it's gonna hurt your ass alot more when Urban gets hired in a couple weeks. 

I hope so 🤞 

I don't like this. Too much wholesome granddad energy. You can tell he's already working on that pop pop body.
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7 minutes ago, Chad said:

The most useless piece of shit on Herman's staff left us with nothing but a couple of developmental three star players in a recruiting cycle where 5 of the top 15 players in the state were offensive linemen. Whiffed on the Brockermeyer boys. Whiffed on Foster. Whiffed on Byrd. Whiffed on Jackson. Whiffed on everyone worth a shit. I don't understand how Herman thought Hand would be his guy when he had a shitty track record of recruiting and player development at PSU and Auburn, both fan bases were relieved when Hand departed. Other than Cosmi who has he developed? The misses in this recruiting cycle are going to hurt immensely in the future and will have whoever assumes the reigns at OL coach in 2022 scouring the grad transfer and JUCO market. I still can't wrap my head around how that clown Hand whiffed so badly this recruiting cycle. PerhapsConner will greatly exceed expectations, but I wouldn't expect much out of Merrill he has Greg Smith written all over him.

It's why this isn't going to be a quick turnaround. 

"So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

36 minutes ago, XYZ said:

So OU wins the conference...aggy gets in the CFP...and Texas gets nothing. We keep Herman and next year lose 4-5 games.

Well at least we are recruiting better than...well fuck. 

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

You're teeing him up for an opportunity to say Winning is really really hard. 

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

Probably the Alamo Bowl but carry on.....

2 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

You're teeing him up for an opportunity to say Winning is really really hard. 

I think that's where he starts bragging about having another winning season. He's been leaning hard into that lately, and makes me want to hit him in the face. 

"So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

But how woke are they??
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1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If aggy makes the playoffs, its just going to put more pressure/urgency on our AD to make a coaching change before next season. CDC doesn't feel that urgency yet.

And you know this how?

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

"So Tom, OU won the conference again. Aggy might go to the playoff. And you returned 16 starters and a senior QB and... are going to the Cheez-It Bowl. In your fourth year."

Herman: That's a really really good question. Any answer I give you will sound like an excuse. 

1 hour ago, perfectchaos007 said:

If aggy makes the playoffs, its just going to put more pressure/urgency on our AD to make a coaching change before next season. CDC doesn't feel that urgency yet.

I thought CDC had been relegated to the kids' table with a dunce cap on his head.  

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44 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Who is Bobby Bowden? 

LOL, yeah i was only off a decade or so

3 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Herman: That's a really really good question. Any answer I give you will sound like an excuse. 

If only he would say this.  Also, if he doesn't want to answer these questions he should win more.  

7 minutes ago, cafe society said:

And you know this how?

Because our donors really don't like seeing Texas slip behind aggy as the premier football program in the state. It could be rationalized, up to this point, that no other team in the state has definitively passed us, but if aggy or any other Texas team makes the playoff it really hurts, and suddenly becomes obvious even to the casual fan that UT is no longer the big dog in the state for CFB. Once that perception slips, its VERY hard to win it back

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59 minutes ago, Cuernavaca said:

Fuck it I'm back in. Urbs to the 40 with the BDE! #nightshiftride

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1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Texas vs USC in The Alamo Bowl eh?  Now is it the winner or the loser that gets Urban Meyer?

No way they can Helton

3 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Texas vs USC in The Alamo Bowl eh?  Now is it the winner or the loser that gets Urban Meyer?

I don't know if any Pac12 teams will be allowed by their conference to play in a bowl game

sucks watching games all day today, Texas no where to be seen, and we're going to have that Mensa fucker walking the sidelines again next year aren't we?  Make a bold move or GTFO crystal. 

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

sucks watching games all day today, Texas no where to be seen, and we're going to have that Mensa fucker walking the sidelines again next year aren't we?  Make a bold move or GTFO crystal. 

Crystal better put up or shut the Fuck up.

My dream "end zone" banner would say FIRE TURTLE TOM!

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24 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Because our donors really don't like seeing Texas slip behind aggy as the premier football program in the state. It could be rationalized, up to this point, that no other team in the state has definitively passed us, but if aggy or any other Texas team makes the playoff it really hurts, and suddenly becomes obvious even to the casual fan that UT is no longer the big dog in the state for CFB. Once that perception slips, its VERY hard to win it back

Your statement as to CDC being oblivious.  This is what I need you to validate your knowledge of.  

25 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Texas vs USC in The Alamo Bowl eh?  Now is it the winner or the loser that gets Urban Meyer?

 

18 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Because our donors really don't like seeing Texas slip behind aggy as the premier football program in the state. It could be rationalized, up to this point, that no other team in the state has definitively passed us, but if aggy or any other Texas team makes the playoff it really hurts, and suddenly becomes obvious even to the casual fan that UT is no longer the big dog in the state for CFB. Once that perception slips, its VERY hard to win it back

Texas is pretty bad right now in terms of perception in the state but I think the title blue blood still holds weight for them. It’s going to take another decade of sub .500 football for Texas to be considered the little guy in the state, and even then you still have to count on aggy being dominate in the SEC which is unlikely at this point. Elko has saved their ass a ton this year and once he’s gone, jimbo better hire another damn good DC. Also, everyone knows that their is only 2 teams that are elite right now maybe 3 if Ohio st played more games. People aren’t looking at teams like aggy or ND and thinking they are going to have a shot against bama/Clemson. The playoff doesn’t hold a lot weight this year imo. 

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Fuck, maybe we win 4-5 games. 

I think we go 6 and 6.  Herman out. 

4 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I guess no Alamo Bowl for USC. 

 

But the P12 is playing meaningless conference games on CC Saturday...

What a joke. P12 may never recover from this season.

6 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I guess no Alamo Bowl for USC. 

 

Bitchassedness

Just now, ztejas said:

But the P12 is playing meaningless conference games on CC Saturday...

What a joke. P12 may never recover from this season.

If that shitshow last night didn’t end the P12, this shouldn’t either.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

But the P12 is playing meaningless conference games on CC Saturday...

What a joke. P12 may never recover from this season.

Fuck the P12 and fuck California.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

But the P12 is playing meaningless conference games on CC Saturday...

What a joke. P12 may never recover from this season.

Eh. The Big Ten and SEC were playing meaningless games on CC Saturday too. 

3 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Eh. The Big Ten and SEC were playing meaningless games on CC Saturday too. 

Are they opting out of bowl games? It's the hypocrisy of the situation, for me. I understand the B10 started late but they will have a team in the playoffs and I assume they will try to play bowl games.

has this fuckin puto been fired yet?

15 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

I guess no Alamo Bowl for USC. 

 

Translation: the players decided they want to party with LA hoes for 2 weeks instead of practicing.

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14 minutes ago, orangecat92 said:

I think we go 6 and 6.  Herman out. 

Herman isn't coaching texas in 2021

3 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Translation: the players decided they want to party with LA hoes for 2 weeks instead of practicing.

Party where? LA County is locked down.

I think a lot of players have decided it’s not very fun without fans.  So flying out to some shithole for 48 hours and locking down in a hotel just to play in front of empty seats doesn’t sound so good.  

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:


It’s almost a certainty UM is not coming. You either need to get your brain wrapped around one of the other coaches or be ok with Herman. 

Jesus, you keep saying this stupid-ass shit...

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Does anyone even give a shit about our own bowl?

Lot of ins lotta outs

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Does anyone even give a shit about our own bowl?

I will watch and route for the ‘Horns. I could get into seeing them play Miami or Colorado. I don’t think anything is happening with the coaching staff until after Bowl season anyway. 

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