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1 hour ago, stork642 said:

High Freeze would be better than both.  If we are going for a broken person but a great head coach it should be Freeze.  

But is his junk bigger than Mister Future's fist? Or at least harder to handle?

Man, I have liking for aggy outside a few friends, but they really do need to expand the playoffs. ND’s butt kicking (even though they had the better record and better SOS) illuminates the need to have other teams in the CFP. Not saying this because aggy. But this year, of all years, should have been an opportunity to expand the playoffs to see how it would be accepted and work. Jmo.

Fuck Tom Herman! Urban or bust! 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Man, I have liking for aggy outside a few friends, but they really do need to expand the playoffs. ND’s butt kicking (even though they had the better record and better SOS) illuminates the need to have other teams in the CFP. Not saying this because aggy. But this year, of all years, should have been an opportunity to expand the playoffs to see how it would be accepted and work. Jmo.

Fuck Tom Herman! Urban or bust! 

I have a lot of friends who are aggys. Their misery this morning has been delicious.  I could cultivate a garden in all their tears. 

Aggy didn’t make it so we’re good. Just run it back with Tom. #LDE

2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I have a lot of friends who are aggys. Their misery this morning has been delicious.  I could cultivate a garden in all their tears. 

My aggy buds have both gone silent on social media after whooping it up all night. I imagine they are somewhere crying/drinking.

This has got to fucking happen! aggy a cunt hair away from making the CFP and the bleeding in recruiting already going on. Urban can stop the bleeding day one, he is worth what ever the fuck he wants. Tom’s in the corner holding his dick, feeling really good about the recruiting class while the program bleeds out.

I have faith it’s happening and they can’t be this fucking stupid. Any other option is an overpriced lottery ticket.

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8 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

My aggy buds have both gone silent on social media after whooping it up all night. I imagine they are somewhere crying/drinking.

The same guys crying are the same guys who defended OU in 2008 when they got in after we beat them. They all said ”Texas didn't play for the conference so they don't deserve to be in.”  Fuck’em. I am glad they didn't make it

 

If this doesn't wake up CDC and the BMD”s to get this hire right, I don't know what will. 

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16 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I have a lot of friends who are aggys. Their misery this morning has been delicious.  I could cultivate a garden in all their tears. 

Charlie's Angel on Twitter: "People say Charlie what is your favorite part  about recruiting and I would say the tears the aggie tears they wash over  you like a rainbow"

UM to Texas announcement today would be a nice extra kick to the nuts to aggy. 

5 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

The same guys crying are the same guys who defended OU in 2008 when they got in after we beat them. They all said ”Texas didn't play for the conference so they don't deserve to be in.”  Fuck’em. I am glad they didn't make it

 

If this doesn't wake up CDC and the BMD”s to get this hire right, I don't know what will. 

And you say these guys are your friends?  With friends like that who needs enemas.

10 hours ago, Longtimelurker2001 said:

No.  I’m not saying that at all.  He didn’t go rogue.  He stopped reporting to several big donors after certain things were leaked that shouldn’t have been.  It was obvious to him who they came from.  Seriously...I don’t care if you believe me or not.  Not trying to be a source here. Just stating what I heard and if true then fuck that sucks.  

I always go to bed right before shit goes down. 

I don't understand the phrase "I have a lot of friends who are aggys," or variations thereof.

Okay, now that tOSU has secured their CFB Playoff slot is there any reason to delay an "Urban's hired" announcement? Discuss

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4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

It’s gonna be Urban. The signs are there.  
 

 

if it isn’t urban I’d take sark over a lot of the names I’ve seen

dude this is the 'urban meyer or bust thread', not the 'coaches I'd like to get shit-faced drunk with' thread

With 10 days to go until our bowl game, I'm starting to think that Tom Herman will be coaching the Longhorns for said bowl game. 

FWIW---Nick Saban was never coming here.  Ever.  Was the most insanely over-adopted lie in Texas next to Qanon.  Urban apparently did have a modicum of interest in coaching here.  It could still work out in early January.  But starting to look like we may have fucked it up.  But it's all conjecture at this point, I don't even really work here.  /kramer

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yeah they are Actually playing in the playoffs. As soon as their season is actually over this will move quick. 

I suppose UM doesn't want any distractions for his SIL and tOSU cronies.

So we let fuckface coach the bowl game before firing him? Timing on that front is weird. 

6 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Okay, now that tOSU has secured their CFB Playoff slot is there any reason to delay an "Urban's hired" announcement? Discuss

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Is this a serious question? They still have games to play...

1 minute ago, GTNY said:

Is this a serious question? They still have games to play...

Tongue in cheek.

I'm just surprised Herman hasn't been canned yet. But, UM or bust I guess.

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

With 10 days to go until our bowl game, I'm starting to think that Tom Herman will be coaching the Longhorns for said bowl game. 

FWIW---Nick Saban was never coming here.  Ever.  Was the most insanely over-adopted lie in Texas next to Qanon.  Urban apparently did have a modicum of interest in coaching here.  It could still work out in early January.  But starting to look like we may have fucked it up.  But it's all conjecture at this point, I don't even really work here.  /kramer      day shift

 

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With 10 days to go until our bowl game, I'm starting to think that Tom Herman will be coaching the Longhorns for said bowl game. 
FWIW---Nick Saban was never coming here.  Ever.  Was the most insanely over-adopted lie in Texas next to Qanon.  Urban apparently did have a modicum of interest in coaching here.  It could still work out in early January.  But starting to look like we may have fucked it up.  But it's all conjecture at this point, I don't even really work here.  /kramer

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Wait, the Rock is gonna be our next head coach?  Put me down.  I am down! 

Herman can't be fired till after January 1st. So CDC can say " see, I told you he would be coach in 2021"

Herman can't be fired till after January 1st. So CDC can say " see, I told you he would be coach in 2021"

Wait, now he can’y be fire until a certain date?
24 minutes ago, El Hornarino said:

I don't understand the phrase "I have a lot of friends who are aggys," or variations thereof.

Agreed, it should go, this is the one of the few Aggy I could ever tolerate...

44 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

The same guys crying are the same guys who defended OU in 2008 when they got in after we beat them. They all said ”Texas didn't play for the conference so they don't deserve to be in.”  Fuck’em. I am glad they didn't make it

 

If this doesn't wake up CDC and the BMD”s to get this hire right, I don't know what will. 

Difference being we were probably the best team in the country in 2008 whereas aggy is nowhere close this season. 


Wait, now he can’y be fire until a certain date?

And I haven’t even started drinking yet [emoji1369]
22 minutes ago, GTNY said:

Is this a serious question? They still have games to play...  Who wants to hire a coach who is making decisions based on allegiances to a school that is a massive recruiting threat/thorn in the side of a job he would be taking when if he is taking that job he should be looking to cut the head off and or at least disrupt said threat as swiftly as possible?

There ya go...

Ooh. So Saban on ESPN just now said his players were going to go home for Christmas and see family. Interesting. But for them, I guess, they won their CCG and have been ranked #1 all year, so if the players can't play because of COVID...it may shorten the playoffs. 

Urban to Texas is happening. It is. Urban or fucking bust!

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Difference being we were probably the best team in the country in 2008 whereas aggy never has been, regardless of year. 

Fifaccuracy

 

23 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Agreed, it should go, this is the one of the few Aggy I could ever tolerate...

aggy is the corrupted subset within aggies.

Not all aggies are aggy hive brain.

ergo . . . I have friends who graduated from A&M who didn't join the cult of aggy. 

 

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19 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

Agreed, it should go, this is the one of the few Aggy I could ever tolerate...

Yep, our aggy neighbors across the street are good people despite their less-pronounced-than-usual aggy tendencies, and they're good friends ... but the number of aggies I could ever stand to be around is probably in the single digits.

So are we ok with Sark if there's a breathalyzer ignition lock on the headset?

So are we ok with Sark if there's a breathalyzer ignition lock on the headset?

Right in the mic. Triggers a mute.
4 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Nick can run whatever the fuck offense he wants with the olines he has.

Except he realized that he couldn’t afford to get into shootouts armed with an old school SEC offense. 

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One aggy by himself usually isn't too bad. Two or more and they are insufferable.

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16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Ooh. So Saban on ESPN just now said his players were going to go home for Christmas and see family. Interesting. But for them, I guess, they won their CCG and have been ranked #1 all year, so if the players can't play because of COVID...it may shorten the playoffs. 

Urban to Texas is happening. It is. Urban or fucking bust!

I'm really digging your B_E Nicole! Keep up the great work...

16 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

aggy is the corrupted subset within aggies.

Not all aggies are aggy hive brain.

ergo . . . I have friends who graduated from A&M who didn't join the cult of aggy. 

 

Bullshit

They're all the same during football season. Otherwise, most are tolerable.

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

*B()E?

@Nicole44 rolls with Big Tits Energy sans penii

6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

*B()E?

 

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

@Nicole44 rolls with Big Tits Energy sans penii

Yeah I figgered I'd let her fill in the blank. BOE, BTE, BDE. Whatever it takes...

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46 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


Wait, now he can’y be fire until a certain date?

CYA on CDCs part. " see?  I didn't lie. He Was coach i 2021!"

24 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

So are we ok with Sark if there's a breathalyzer ignition lock on the headset?

Not on this thread we're not.

15 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Yeah I figgered I'd let her fill in the blank. BOE, BTE, BDE. Whatever it takes...

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7 minutes ago, wood said:

 

Yeah I figgered I'd let her fill in the blank. BOE, BTE, BDE. Whatever it takes...

Lmao. 34 B's don't really qualify for BTE...but I had to pick something realistic for me. But I have the Big Energy damnit. I'm Urban or bust. 

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