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6 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What's happening here is worse.

The only thing "happening here" that is worse than the debacle unfolding at Auburn, where they might actually be on the verge of hiring Kevin Fucking Steele, is you continuing to exhibit your self-loathing. I don't know how you find the time to post in between cutting yourself and sobbing during breaks. 

34 minutes ago, Red Five said:

My interpretation is that's 80% joking, 20% "well shit maybe". 

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2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Anybody know enough about the AU and USCe rosters to know if their coaching searches and uncertainty lead to increased attrition? I don't follow recruiting closely enough to know if NSD1 was negatively impacted for either.

Both classes were decimated by the firings of their HCs just before signing day.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

The only thing "happening here" that is worse than the debacle unfolding at Auburn, where they might actually be on the verge of hiring Kevin Fucking Steele, is you continuing to exhibit your self-loathing. I don't know how you find the time to post in between cutting yourself and sobbing during breaks. 

We've been awful for over a decade now and Tom Herman is the head coach, so you can understand. 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The only thing "happening here" that is worse than the debacle unfolding at Auburn, where they might actually be on the verge of hiring Kevin Fucking Steele, is you continuing to exhibit your self-loathing. I don't know how you find the time to post in between cutting yourself and sobbing during breaks. 

I always thought that the ongoing problem at Auburn is that they could never replace/clone Pat Dye and have been wandering in the wilderness (even finding 1 MNC in that wilderness) ever since.

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I think he's mocking us. 

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36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I don't think I'm always serious or even most of the time. I do make sure when I am actually passing stuff on to be clear about that and that it's like something I'm divining myself. I guess here I didn't make it that clear because I was fucking around. My first paragraph in the quoted post is serious. The second paragraph with one sentence is just me wishing good karma into the thread and world. 

I don't know who knows shit at this point. Usually very informed folks are scratching their heads. The one thing everyone who knows anything has been clear on is that Fuckface is gone. After that it all looks like conjecture. 

Confirmed. It's Urban.

Also of note: has every coach with a winning record received a big raise? if not, we aren't putting out feelers, therefore Urban is in the bag.

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The only thing "happening here" that is worse than the debacle unfolding at Auburn, where they might actually be on the verge of hiring Kevin Fucking Steele, is you continuing to exhibit your self-loathing. I don't know how you find the time to post in between cutting yourself and sobbing during breaks. 

It’s okay he still thinks the eyes of Texas is going away. He’s a fucking rube with no value outside of the CR and that’s debatable. 

 Buc-ees > Buckeyes

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Urban or bust!!!

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s okay he still thinks the eyes of Texas is going away. He’s a fucking rube with no value outside of the CR and that’s debatable. 

And when I end up being right, I expect an apology.

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How do all you fuckers not have David Dennison on ignore? He’s the epitome of useless CR troll that is completely out of his depth in any other place on the planet. 
 

Reading and responding to his posts is the ultimate LDE move. Put that fucker on ignore, tell Newy25 to go fuck himself by downing a few McRibs and let your schlong hang long. 

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@David Dennison Herman is done. Lets do a ban bet. Herman stays and Im banned for good. Herman is gone you're banned for good. 

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Just now, Caddox said:

@David Dennison Herman is done. Lets do a ban bet. Herman stays and Im banned for good. Herman is gone you're banned for good. 

I hate that things have to be so binary. It seems like there could be a way to do this where both of you are banned.

Just now, Caddox said:

@David Dennison Herman is done. Lets do a ban bet. Herman stays and Im banned for good. Herman is gone you're banned for good. 

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1 minute ago, Caddox said:

@David Dennison Herman is done. Lets do a ban bet. Herman stays and Im banned for good. Herman is gone you're banned for good. 

Tbh you’re on the short list of being banned for being a lying sack of shit. 

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

@David Dennison Herman is done. Lets do a ban bet. Herman stays and Im banned for good. Herman is gone you're banned for good. 

Why would I make that bet when I want you to be right?

GLS450 good eye. 

Got the 19 GLE350 with the same color interior for the wife last Christmas. Just finished detailing it for her this weekend...

Urban all the way!
4 minutes ago, 90's_Horn said:

 Buc-ees > Buckeyes

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Urban or bust!!!

How can UM say no to the beaver?!? 

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Just now, David Dennison said:

Why would I make that bet when I want you to be right?

How about you just shut up then?

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Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Tbh you’re on the short list of being banned for being a lying sack of shit. 

Tbh I havent been proven wrong so for the time being you should suck my dick. 

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Just now, Caddox said:

Tbh I havent been proven wrong so for the time being you should suck my dick. 

Sunday/Monday. Gtfo nobody. Replying with the same shit 995ers say a day after them but acting in the know head ass. 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Why would I make that bet when I want you to be right?

Bc you seem like the type of miserable fuck that gets off to being blindly negative. 

Just now, Jester said:

How about you just shut up then?

No, I won't be doing that. You can, however, put me on ignore. 

Just now, Caddox said:

Bc you seem like the type of miserable fuck that gets off to being blindly negative. 

Um, this is SURLY Horns, right?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Sunday/Monday. Gtfo nobody. Replying with the same shit 995ers say a day after them but acting in the know head ass. 

Ive consistently said the opposite of what the 9.95ers have said. Try to pay better attention. 

Everyone ignore Dennison. He doesn’t know anything and is just whining. CTJ and I have been saying consistently for some time now that Herman is gone, and I continue to be confident in that. Sounds like CTJ is confident too, and now even our mysterious Caddox source is confirming.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

And when I end up being right, I expect an apology.

and if you are wrong....you can join fisterman.

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ive consistently said the opposite of what the 9.95ers have said. Try to pay better attention. 

Break it up you two. Caddox, get your ass back to the deer blind and get us some better information. Thanks. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I talked to a buddy today and he continued to hammer home the Kelly, Mullen, or Kubiag premise. Dismissed Urban Meyer when I brought him up. 

In short, the fix is in. I remain certain that Urban Meyer will be UT's next head coach. 

We need an erection reaction.  This post deserves it - get on it @immamac

1 minute ago, TexasEx said:

Break it up you two. Caddox, get your ass back to the deer blind and get us some better information. Thanks. 

he already said its Urban(and I agree), what better info do you want?

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18 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Confirmed. It's Urban.

Also of note: has every coach with a winning record received a big raise? if not, we aren't putting out feelers, therefore Urban is in the bag.

In your prolonged absence, we actually discussed this with similar thinking to your own. There has been one move made to pump a school for more money because Texas is looking - Sexton for Dan Mullen. Even that might not completely be the case because even Mullen stopped getting mentioned by reporters shortly after he was originally floated. One of the more unusual things about this search so far, for UT's history of weak behavior on the subject, is the general lack of leaks from really anywhere. 

If you look back at everything, I'm fairly certain that the faucet got turned off immediately after this sequence of events:

1) Eltife's guy gets on a plane, delisted, and visits UM.

2) Burton releases specific information about the trip and the fact that that nothing's finished but progress was made. Burton did not claim that Eltife was on the plane or that he met with Meyer.

3) Geoff Ketchum almost immediately posts his own fiction around the same subject. He gets key details completely incorrect and makes an ass out of Eltife and others with the false information. He then retracts those parts of the article he wrote and publicly pleas on Twitter, in the most pussified, indirect way, to be understood and forgiven by whoever he burned with his release. 

4) Shortly thereafter, the word trickles out that UM has indicated he's not interested. 

5) Virtually nothing useful has made its way out from there. We've heard about Kubiag, Kelly, and Mullen since. All of those were known outreach, if not publicly known, before the Ketchum Butterfuck of 2020. I don't think anything has made its way out since Ketchum clusterfucking things like the fat fucking retard that he is.

Seriously, someone should fact check my timeline, but it seems like this is what occurred. If that's true, we need to figure out a way to make this the last time Geoff Ketchum gets to fuck up something for UT fans. I'm talking crowdsourcing a campaign at Rivals and Yahoo! and ensuring that his subscriber base feels under attack for supporting him in some way. 

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1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

We need an erection reaction.  This post deserves it - get on it @immamac

One of Thujones cartoon dicks should absolutely be a reaction

 

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone ignore Dennison. He doesn’t know anything and is just whining. CTJ and I have been saying consistently for some time now that Herman is gone, and I continue to be confident in that. Sounds like CTJ is confident too, and now even our mysterious Caddox source is confirming.

Ive said Herman is gone no matter what since the moment I got on here. The second the 9.95ers "reported" he was coming back next season i immediately called bullshit. I'm 100% confident. @BurntOrange&White if you're so smug join me in the Herman IP ban. 

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7 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Ive consistently said the opposite of what the 9.95ers have said. Try to pay better attention. 

You literally say what IT says days after. I wouldn’t doubt I’d you’re actually rapgamelarry. You have provided nothing. Nothing you’ve called has come true. 
 

oh guys one thing is sure is Herman is getting fired. No shit he is. Everyone knows it. 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone ignore Dennison. He doesn’t know anything and is just whining. CTJ and I have been saying consistently for some time now that Herman is gone, and I continue to be confident in that. Sounds like CTJ is confident too, and now even our mysterious Caddox source is confirming.

Yeah well I'm the only one here that has $38 of really expensive hamburger meat on the line. 

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

oh guys one thing is sure is Herman is getting fired. No shit he is. Everyone knows it. 

Right. It's fucking hilarious people are trying to take credit for being "in the know" that Herman is gone. 

5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Everyone ignore Dennison. He doesn’t know anything and is just whining. CTJ and I have been saying consistently for some time now that Herman is gone, and I continue to be confident in that. Sounds like CTJ is confident too, and now even our mysterious Caddox source is confirming.

Unlike certain other posters, I don't claim to know anything about what's going on. 

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The only thing "happening here" that is worse than the debacle unfolding at Auburn, where they might actually be on the verge of hiring Kevin Fucking Steele, is you continuing to exhibit your self-loathing. I don't know how you find the time to post in between cutting yourself and sobbing during breaks. 

Some people cry when they climax. It’s a thing. Don’t judge. 

Assuming that bet occurs, what is it that futureman has to do if Urban Meyer is hired as the head coach of Texas?

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah well I'm the only one here that has $38 of really expensive hamburger meat with a faint ballsack odor to it on the line. 

I fucking guarantee it

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You literally say what IT says days after. I wouldn’t doubt I’d you’re actually rapgamelarry. You have provided nothing. Nothing you’ve called has come true. 
 

oh guys one thing is sure is Herman is getting fired. No shit he is. Everyone knows it. 

I'm not on IT. I know nothing about their website or reporting. The last definitive thing I said is that UM is coming and I based that on the reaction of some of our donors that were personally involved in the process. I havent walked that back, nothing has changed, I havent heard anything that makes me think UM said no or isnt coming (outside of one guy who isnt involved). That Sunday, all communication was cut off and I havent heard from those people since Dec. 6th. I have no idea what they say on IT. I'm on orangebloods, and I know for a fact that Ketchum is completely in the dark and is outright making shit up. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Right. It's fucking hilarious people are trying to take credit for being "in the know" that Herman is gone. 

There are lots of people on this site, and 9.95ers, asserting that Tom Herman will be back.  Heck there's even a bet for $38 of hamburger meat on the line.

So taking the contrary position that Herman is definitely gone doesn't necessarily indicate insider knowledge, but it's also not the "universally accepted" view of what will happen.

41 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

What's happening here is worse.

Congrats, I have not ignored Futuremark nor Greenpoint or even RandolphDuke but you have surpassed them.  Goodbye.

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It is being stuck on the last one in a loop that is getting frustrating.

 

 

 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

There are lots of people on this site, and 9.95ers, asserting that Tom Herman will be back.  Heck there's even a bet for $38 of hamburger meat on the line.

So taking the contrary position that Herman is definitely gone doesn't necessarily indicate insider knowledge, but it's also not the "universally accepted" view of what will happen.

Im willing to take an IP ban over it. 

Just now, utee94 said:

There are lots of people on this site, and 9.95ers, asserting that Tom Herman will be back.  Heck there's even a bet for $38 of hamburger meat on the line.

So taking the contrary position that Herman is definitely gone doesn't necessarily indicate insider knowledge, but it's also not the "universally accepted" view of what will happen.

At least we can all agree that we want Tom Herman gone.

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

There are lots of people on this site, and 9.95ers, asserting that Tom Herman will be back.  Heck there's even a bet for $38 of hamburger meat on the line.

So taking the contrary position that Herman is definitely gone doesn't necessarily indicate insider knowledge, but it's also not the "universally accepted" view of what will happen.

Is that how we're referring to futureman's asshole now?  Or was there an actual bet over hamburger meat?

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