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13 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

 That's the real question isn't it: why? The how and the who is just scenery for the public

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“Window dressing”

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5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Notre Dame does not want any coach to surpass Rockne in all time wins.  They parted with Holtz prematurely when he was like six or so games away.  Kelly is I think four away.  

So if he doesn’t come here they going to fire him?

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but it's 2020, so I trust nothing.  This year gave us disasters such as covid, Fitlump ending up on the Austin City Council, various celebrity deaths, and me having to age about 10 years keeping my kids focused on multiple Zoom sessions.

On the other hand, it gave us the best Star Wars since the 1980s, so it does have that going for it.

 

And Neil Peart and EVH gone.

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, but it's 2020, so I trust nothing.  This year gave us disasters such as covid, Fitlump ending up on the Austin City Council, various celebrity deaths, and me having to age about 10 years keeping my kids focused on multiple Zoom sessions.

On the other hand, it gave us the best Star Wars since the 1980s, so it does have that going for 

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If Meyer does come and he's this worried about OSU he better be bringing the whole coaching staff and half the fucking players.

28 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I totally agree. My brother (poster on here) had an August birthday with swimming parties etc...yep I gotcha! 

This should be pretty easy. We just have to figure out which 2 straight guys on this board haven't hit on you. Ahh, who am I kidding? I think most of the gay guys have hit on you as well.

So we all know Jabba the Ketch reads Surly. You can’t really blame him... Surly compiles so much rumor and innuendo for all the corners of the internet into a nice bite-sized morsel. A lazy krispie Cream fuck like him would love to cut some corners to leave more time for one more slice (who the fuck am I kidding, a whole) pie.
So that being said, who do  suspect as his login, and more importantly does he get upset or just excited when we deride him with food related insults?

In that case...Fuck you Ketch! You are a disgustingly fat and stupid piece of shit! Ok, I feel better.
19 minutes ago, Caddox said:

That was me. I was told UM got worn out with the process. I never was able to get any clarification on that. However, after that, I was told not only did we get a negotiated offer to him, but that he was pleased with it. 
 

We had been talking with him since losing the OU game. For all I know he wanted to be finished with negotiations at a certain point and then things leaked and it messed up his plans. 

So it's happening?

19 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Notre Dame does not want any coach to surpass Rockne in all time wins.  They parted with Holtz prematurely when he was like six or so games away.  Kelly is I think four away.  

I mean, first, I think that's bullshit. Second, Holtz had gone 6-5-1, 8-3 and 9-3 his last 3 years. Bit different.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COACHES NOT NAMED URBAN MEYER

9 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

So it's happening?

I was told it’s happening and until I have a reason to believe otherwise that’s the train I’m on. 

How does the whole dropping press conferences after the Iowa State loss play into the timeline posted a bit ago? Or was that nothing?

My guess is negotiations were proceeding with Urban thinking it would happen after the next loss, and the CDC screwup was him saying no we have to wait for the end of the season, which was not aligned with BOR/President.  Urban then said fuck this call me when you guys get your act together.  Hopefully we have been quietly working to reassure him and line up the changes in the AD office for this to work.

4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT COACHES NOT NAMED URBAN MEYER

This isn't the Lou Holtz or bust thread?

Fuck. My bad. Carry on.

1 minute ago, Caddox said:

I was told it’s happening and until I have a reason to believe otherwise that’s the train I’m on. 

I'm on board the same train. Thanks

So of all the models, including the Supermodels of the 1990's, which one is the best looking/floats your BDE?

My dad was a Christie Brinkley fan. (not a model but he was at UT with Farrah and that was his ultimate one). I always thought of all the models Cindy Crawford was the most beautiful because she had the most realistic body. Was always curious about what guys/ girls that swing that way think is the most beautiful in the celebrity sphere? I already said, growing up I thought Lynda Carter was the most beautiful. But I am just looking at it from an aesthetic point of view.

 

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18 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

So it's happening?

No. 

6 minutes ago, Yesh said:

My guess is negotiations were proceeding with Urban thinking it would happen after the next loss, and the CDC screwup was him saying no we have to wait for the end of the season, which was not aligned with BOR/President.  Urban then said fuck this call me when you guys get your act together.  Hopefully we have been quietly working to reassure him and line up the changes in the AD office for this to work.

lulz. 

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

what do you mean by "you people"?

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

what do you mean by "you people"?

he means all you dipshits carrying on a thread around the clock approaching  1,000 pages that’s all about something that was never even an option.  you know, you people. 

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So of all the models, including the Supermodels of the 1990's, which one is the best looking/floats your BDE?

My dad was a Christie Brinkley fan. (not a model but he was at UT with Farrah and that was his ultimate one). I always thought of all the models Cindy Crawford was the most beautiful because she had the most realistic body. Was always curious about what guys/ girls that swing that way think is the most beautiful in the celebrity sphere? I already said, growing up I thought Lynda Carter was the most beautiful. But I am just looking at it from an aesthetic point of view.

 

if we're talking old broads, then Rachel Welch still rules even though she's older than your list

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

No. 

Serious Clark? You must have sources?

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Just now, futureman said:

he means all you dipshits carrying on a thread around the clock approaching  1,000 pages that’s all about something that was never even an option.  you know, you people. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

he means all you dipshits carrying on a thread around the clock approaching  1,000 pages that’s all about something that was never even an option.  you know, you people. 

Golden from the guy posting in the thread. 

 

BDE:  Urban or bust.  Throw another obscene number at him.  Gag Fat Ketch with a greasy burrito and tell him to shut the fuck up. 

LDE 1:  Try to money whip John Harbaugh and hope he is Pete Carroll 2.0 in the college game.

LDE2:  See BDE 

Just now, Knewk210 said:

Serious Clark? You must have sources?

I haven’t been wrong once in this thread. in fact I’m the only person even tangentially associated with longhorn media that has been completely right about this situation from day one.  so, yeah, I have sources. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

Golden from the guy posting in the thread. 

 

brilliant. 

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So of all the models, including the Supermodels of the 1990's, which one is the best looking/floats your BDE?

My dad was a Christie Brinkley fan. (not a model but he was at UT with Farrah and that was his ultimate one). I always thought of all the models Cindy Crawford was the most beautiful because she had the most realistic body. Was always curious about what guys/ girls that swing that way think is the most beautiful in the celebrity sphere? I already said, growing up I thought Lynda Carter was the most beautiful. But I am just looking at it from an aesthetic point of view.

 

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When I heard the story about Michelle Herman trying to open an jets door in flight. I was reminded of something one of Johnny Depp body guards said about Amber Heard when that whole mess went public. 

" she goes from zero to trailer park in 10 seconds"  

Michelle strikes me as that kinda girl. 

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he means all you dipshits carrying on a thread around the clock approaching  1,000 pages that’s all about something that was never even an option.  you know, you people. 
this is why nobody fucking likes you

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5 hours ago, immamac said:

sold the M3 a while back then got a GLA45 AMG, had kid upgraded GLA45 AMG to GLS450 because the GLS63 made no sense and my wife didn't like how loud it was. 

 Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Have you ever seen "Her Alibi" with Tom Selleck? 

yes, not sure why the pic didn't show up though

19 minutes ago, Yesh said:

My guess is negotiations were proceeding with Urban thinking it would happen after the next loss, and the CDC screwup was him saying no we have to wait for the end of the season, which was not aligned with BOR/President.  Urban then said fuck this call me when you guys get your act together.  Hopefully we have been quietly working to reassure him and line up the changes in the AD office for this to work.

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Just now, hookem48 said:

yes, not sure why the pic didn't show up though

Look at my post again. I added one. Because yours didn't work for some reason. 

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Have you ever seen "Her Alibi" with Tom Selleck? 

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she was hot then went and married that dude from the Cars

4 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

 Why in the world would anyone put a hand built motor into a minivan? 

Hopefully to blow it up

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Look at my post again. I added one. Because yours didn't work for some reason. 

I like mine better, lol

It’s possible that Urban did say no but in a way the Texas side knew it wasn’t a for sure answer. The Texas side could be letting in marinade in his head and knowing that after the title game there will be no interviews with Klatt, no Saturday noon kick off and other college football related things going on that he does to feed his desire for coaching. Couple days after the season is over it will hit him that Texas is the perfect situation to come back to and the money is too good to pass up. Texas, knowing this could happen will be there with open arms. If not then Texas has smartly been doing work on plan B’s and will adjust accordingly with minimal to no bumps, hopefully. I just don’t believe in the notation that it is a done deal and everyone is keeping it a massive secret. Texas just knows the longer our door is kept open, the harder it becomes for him to ignore and that is where the confidence is coming from imo. 

31 minutes ago, Caddox said:

I was told it’s happening and until I have a reason to believe otherwise that’s the train I’m on. 

Choo choo motherfuckers

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I haven’t been wrong once in this thread. in fact I’m the only person even tangentially associated with longhorn media that has been completely right about this situation from day one.  so, yeah, I have sources. 

Futureman, you should be admired for no confirmation to date, Yes. It's fluid.

It’s possible that Urban did say no but in a way the Texas side knew it wasn’t a for sure answer. The Texas side could be letting in marinade in his head and knowing that after the title game there will be no interviews with Klatt, no Saturday noon kick off and other college football related things going on that he does to feed his desire for coaching. Couple days after the season is over it will hit him that Texas is the perfect situation to come back to and the money is too good to pass up. Texas, knowing this could happen will be there with open arms. If not then Texas has smartly been doing work on plan B’s and will adjust accordingly with minimal to no bumps, hopefully. I just don’t believe in the notation that it is a done deal and everyone is keeping it a massive secret. Texas just knows the longer our door is kept open, the harder it becomes for him to ignore and that is where the confidence is coming from imo. 

Whatever you say, Mr. Del Conte.


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1 minute ago, pops said:

Choo choo motherfuckers

Exactly. We can see what's happening!

45 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I mean, first, I think that's bullshit. Second, Holtz had gone 6-5-1, 8-3 and 9-3 his last 3 years. Bit different.

I am not saying I think it is rational.  But, you would be surprised then how sacred many domers hold that record and how they talk about preserving it.

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7 minutes ago, pops said:

Choo choo motherfuckers

check out the big dick on Pops!

10 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

It’s possible that Urban did say no but in a way the Texas side knew it wasn’t a for sure answer. The Texas side could be letting in marinade in his head and knowing that after the title game there will be no interviews with Klatt, no Saturday noon kick off and other college football related things going on that he does to feed his desire for coaching. Couple days after the season is over it will hit him that Texas is the perfect situation to come back to and the money is too good to pass up. Texas, knowing this could happen will be there with open arms. If not then Texas has smartly been doing work on plan B’s and will adjust accordingly with minimal to no bumps, hopefully. I just don’t believe in the notation that it is a done deal and everyone is keeping it a massive secret. Texas just knows the longer our door is kept open, the harder it becomes for him to ignore and that is where the confidence is coming from imo. 

This is probably the real situation. 

34 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

So of all the models, including the Supermodels of the 1990's, which one is the best looking/floats your BDE?

My dad was a Christie Brinkley fan. (not a model but he was at UT with Farrah and that was his ultimate one). I always thought of all the models Cindy Crawford was the most beautiful because she had the most realistic body. Was always curious about what guys/ girls that swing that way think is the most beautiful in the celebrity sphere? I already said, growing up I thought Lynda Carter was the most beautiful. But I am just looking at it from an aesthetic point of view.

 

Elle and hurley. Fight me. 

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