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I'm damn near 60 and I'll take on all of you Urban-doubting bitches as long as I can call time out if my back gets out of whack or I need to catch my breath. Oh, and can I start with a Bowie knife?

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13 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I'm ok with that. I train at Mohler in Grapevine. We can do gi or no gi.

Why fight anyone with this covid thing going on?

Just now, Reese Bennett said:

I'm damn near 60 and I'll take on all of Urban-doubting bitches as long as I can call time out if my back gets out of whack or I need to catch my breath. Oh, and can I start with a Bowie knife?

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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

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guys it’s a hard job salting @futureman, it’s a hard job but he gives me no choice. So please let’s take it easy on taking the snail bait

He's really good at what he does.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Why fight anyone with this covid thing going on?

I think we are all fucking around man. 

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The jets is secretly a great job- especially if they get Lawrence. Having a star WB on roomie scale is the most important advantage in the nfl- they have like 90 million in cap, they have a decent receiver core, and they just are wrapping up a 1-15 so when you go 7-9 next year the line to suck your dick wraps around the block. And no more Billy B dynasty and a fan base that’s pretty starved for anything good to happen with no real expectations- all in NYC. I’d take that Jets job before I’d take 20 others if I’m being honest. 

The jets are going to have a tough time drafting Lawrence with the second pick, because he will be wearing a Jaguar jersey as of right now.

43 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’ll go toe-to-toe with anyone in here. 

Anyone that challenges someone on a fucking message board has a dick that looks like a button on a fur coat. 

Just now, Errestaurants said:

I think we are all fucking around man. 

Internet is serious business.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Why fight anyone with this covid thing going on?

 

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2 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

The jets are going to have a tough time drafting Lawrence with the second pick, because he will be wearing a Jaguar jersey as of right now.

I said if.  That was very jets like to give that chance away in week 14 or 15- Jacksonville could win again though. 

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Just now, pops said:

Anyone that challenges someone on a fucking message board has a dick that looks like a button on a fur coat. 

PM your address and I’ll come to your house and we’ll see if you say that to me in person. I bet you won’t because you’re a big, fat pussy. 

Just now, pops said:

Anyone that challenges someone on a fucking message board has a dick that looks like a button on a fur coat. 

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7 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

This reminds me, @immamac can you post a top ten most ignored users on the site?

The Biggest Surly Loser! 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

PM your address and I’ll come to your house and we’ll see if you say that to me in person. I bet you won’t because you’re a big, fat pussy. 

settle down beavis

cum is fetch

just shut up, sit back, and wait for your day of glory

Need a discord channel for this group, that would be entertaining.

 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

PM your address and I’ll come to your house and we’ll see if you say that to me in person. I bet you won’t because you’re a big, fat pussy. 

Bless your heart. 

Just now, pops said:

Bless your heart. 

so scared. 

6 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

I think we are all fucking around man. 

Ah I figured.  Anyone that trains in a suburb like grapevine is a big day pussy

bro, I would obliterate everyone in this thread.  thank god for your families that we don’t have these interactions in person. I’d cripple people. 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

so scared. 

Life must be so confusing and hard for you. You have my sympathy. 

Just now, pops said:

Life must be so confusing and hard for you. You have my sympathy. 

ok, chicken shit. 

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Ah I figured.  Anyone that trains in a suburb like grapevine is a big day pussy

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4 hours ago, pops said:

Alright limp dick day crew. Giiit!  

There are really only 2 options left at this point:   Herman or Meyer. And anyone that thinks that tepid ass coaching our football team going forward into the 2021 season was anything but the kiss of death can GTFO.

I dont know shit about CDC or if he's in over his head or had his duties removed during this coaching search by hatrzell at Etfie. But he has shown nothing other than being a very competent AD at TCU and so far at by God Texas. 

Everyone knows how bad they fucked up the Saban shit when big dicks started Cumming everywhere trying to show what they knew. 

As soon as even a little pre cum dripped out they circled the fucking wagons. Shit shit down and cut everyone off. 

Urban is loyal to OSU. He said dont say a fucking word until their season is over. 

Over the past month urban, Hartzell, the BOR, CDC etc have all had more than enough opportunities to flat out say Urban Meyer is not coming to Texas next year. We have a coach and Herman will be here next year to improve with a full off season program and a full schedule. NOT ONE INTERSETED PARTY HAS SAID THAT. NOT ONE. 

Its going to be urban fucking everyone in the ass next year on the 40. Fucking deal with it! 

This right here!  Let’s fucking go!!!

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

ok, chicken shit. 

I'll pat you on the helmet,  give a little yank on your leash and give you a cookie. 

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3 minutes ago, TejasPedro said:


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big mistake, sugar tits. I’m gonna beat your ass on your front porch in front of your husband. 

Just now, pops said:

I'll pat you on the helmet,  give a little yank on your leash and give you a cookie. 

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lulz, I’d break you and leave you in a dumpster. 

13 minutes ago, futureman said:

PM your address and I’ll come to your house and we’ll see if you say that to me in person. I bet you won’t because you’re a big, fat pussy. 

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

big mistake, sugar tits. I’m gonna beat your ass on your front porch in front of your husband. 

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Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Futureman's posting like he's about to lose his bet. 

 

 

He's posting like a bitch in his mom's basement. I'm upstairs in her bedroom. I'll go check on him. Make sure he took his meds. 

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Futureman's posting like he's about to lose his bet. 

I pray every night I lose the bet. urban would finally return the longhorns to prominence. believe me, I want nothing more than to slide my hand in my ass about mid forearm deep and broadcast it live via webcam.

but it was a pipe dream from the beginning and it isn’t happening. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

who are you?

Just another guy who's gonna enjoy watching you fist yourself. 

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3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Futureman's posting like he's about to lose his bet. 

 

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why would he be scared when he's a winner either way?

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1 minute ago, pops said:

He's posting like a bitch in his mom's basement. I'm upstairs in her bedroom. I'll go check on him. Make sure he took his meds. 

my mom is dead you fucking asshole. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

my mom is dead you fucking asshole. 

And I'm still fucking her. I'm into that shit

26 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

I'm damn near 60 and I'll take on all of you Urban-doubting bitches as long as I can call time out if my back gets out of whack or I need to catch my breath. Oh, and can I start with a Bowie knife?

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I pray every night I lose the bet. urban would finally return the longhorns to prominence. believe me, I want nothing more than to slide my hand in my ass about mid forearm deep and broadcast it live via webcam.

but it was a pipe dream from the beginning and it isn’t happening. 

 

5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

The negative contrarian who says “I hope I’m wrong” is the lamest schtick on the interwebz.  

 

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2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I pray every night I lose the bet. urban would finally return the longhorns to prominence. believe me, I want nothing more than to slide my hand in my ass about mid forearm deep and broadcast it live via webcam.

but it was a pipe dream from the beginning and it isn’t happening. 

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ENOUGH!! Hyah! Hyah! Get outta here snail! Hyah! Go snail! Go! Hyah!

So how about y'all lay off futureman  Francis and stop fucking quoting his posts.  

I want reparations from this board when herman leads us out of the tunnel next fall in the home opener. I have taken abuse for weeks. months. and yet I’m right and all of you are wrong. I want reparations. and apologies. and maybe mod privileges. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

lulz, I’d break you and leave you in a dumpster. 

I am no Cus D'Amato, but fighting him with one hand stuffed up your ass is not a winning strategy.  

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